Let's see... name him Jeff {or if it was a girl Jeffette}(so when I yell at him,assuming it is a him, it would be like on "Saturday Night Live."), umm, take him یا her shopping for لاما clothes, go to Claire's, Hot Topic, and Rue 21 for my needs, and I would take him یا her to sleep in his یا her لاما bed. The End.