pretty please with a چیری, آلو بالو on top...

COME AT ME BRO!

Off the lawn sucka!

first i don't know whats going on here

its on! *Raises spear and loads gun/rifle* <- I know it sucks. ^^"

Are آپ a man? یا a pussy?

Guy #1: I will shoot your brains out!
Guy #2: I shall smite آپ with my mighty axe of my thunder!

"Do آپ feel lucky today,Punk? Well,do ya?"


Can't go wrong with a classic quote.....

guy two: i don't want to live.
guy one:okay (guns him down)
guy 2: laying on the groound dead. suddently sit's up. "i didn't mean it! now eat my zombie fury!" zombie dude throws the ax. it hit's dude 1 in the heart. "see yah in hell sucker!" then he lay's back down.