If آپ try to fail, and succeed, which have آپ done?

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Well, hypothetically, if آپ were in say, a talent show, and آپ wanted to lose, آپ would intentionally screw up (i.e. singing badly). Then آپ wouldn't win, therefore meeting your goals. So if losing is what آپ wanted to do the whole time, I'd say آپ suceeded.

You've fucked up in the best way possible.

آپ failed epicly?

آپ succeeded in failing. Which is oposite of failing to succeed. :)

Then your just پچھواڑے, گدا backwards XD