Whats the biggest/weirdest lie you've told?

I haven't told a lie...and سے طرف کی that I mean that was probably my lie to say that I've never lied.

I was just plain walking in Brooklyn NYC & I saw my x-BFF i was like OMG! And she کہا I thought u کہا I stunk and if i saw u again u'd kill me...
I was soo weird and like uhmm that... wasnt... me... it was my.... uhh ummm... twin but i dont have one

I was kissing my science lab partner and told him I was her twin =Pwhen I was like 15. idk where he is right now
what can I do he is hot

I cant remenber i told a lot of lies in my past...

The weirdest was convincing alittle girl that a pretty obnoxious "friend" of mine یا rather friend of a friend was a german girl named ursulla who was kicked out of germany for germans were afraid of her since she was eating children and throwing adults off buildings :P the girl believed it and her mother was pissed :/ I lie very often but they are small lies in order to avoid a situation یا gain something یا sometimes for fun but this one was crazy and i didn't really have any motivation :P

In 2nd grade, I used to tell all the kids on the playground that I could summon demons, but I have to be completely alone and chant a special message that no one else could hear. They actually believed me, but it was just an excuse so no one would talk to me while I went out in the field and drew pictures in the snow.

I think آپ remember this...
*sneaking into class*
Chemistry teacher: Jackson,just in time,you're up!
Me:uh..
Teacher:where's your oxygen iodide electrostatic...?
Me:it..it broke and fixing it is gonna take atleast...
Teacher:how did آپ break it?!
Me:see,uh..i saw ..i saw..michael jackson,coldplay and the... er..jonas brothers outside the auditorium,so i was starstruck and..
Before i could finish,everybody ran out,hunting high and low...and it ended in a schoolwide hunt for Mj,coldplay,the jonas bro's and britney spears(i dont know who started that rumor)

آپ don't wanna know....

when i was sick i was gone from school for like a week یا 2, and this guy asked me where i was, and i told him i got mauled سے طرف کی a bear. :P he was like, "Yeah right, you'd be all scarred up." and i just looked at him and said, "have آپ ever been mauled سے طرف کی a bear?!" and he said, "well...no..." and i replied, "Then how would آپ know??" and he was just speechless.

Idk if that qualifies... but it was weird, and it was a lie.. so i guess it counts. right? :)