are there any portuguese around here? I need to practice my portuguese. i'm learning this weird lenguage. someone can help me, please?

i need someone to tell me if i'm doing my homework right.
i had to write a small text about dogs. here's what i wrote:
- cães é pila toxa e marmelos com açúcar e chá na mesa da minha casa. E também penso que eles são muito caralho e cabrão.

is it good? i need to know.