akward momments? (^-^;)

I made an extremely (and سے طرف کی extremely I mean EXTREMELY) fangirly post on Facebook at midnight, and apparently my dad saw it and chatted me "GO TO BED."

Which means he saw my fangirling.

DO. NOT. FRIEND. YOUR. PARENTS. ON. FACEBOOK.

And today our crew (like homeroom-y thing) went to a 6th grade one (we're 7th) and we played a game where one person would secretly wink at someone and then that person would die, and another person had to find out who the murderer was. One guy was dressed up as Santa because it was a spirit week thing. Someone کہا "Whoever the murderer is, kill Santa! I don't even believe in him!" So then I shouted "Me neither! I BELIEVE IN FINLAND!"

So then two teachers, twenty sixth graders, and a bunch of my classmates stared at me like "What the fuck is wrong with that poor girl?"

I got the hiccups in the middle of a prayer at church.
I can NEVER catch a ball that's rolling away from me, especially in team sports.
I'm always the only one that laughs at my teachers jokes.

Hetalia awkwardness!!!

My teacher was discussing a ووڈکا, شراب museum in Russia with one of my classmates during free period, and all I could think of was Ivan jumping off of that plane screaming, "VODKAAAAA~!" I cracked up laughing, and everyone was like, "O.O WTF?!"
My friend was telling me about her cousin, and she کہا he lives in Ottawa, Canada. The moment she کہا Canada, I was like, "Who?" She said, "My cousin." I replied with, "No, no, آپ کہا something about a Canadialand?" She was like, "...Are آپ stupid?"
In study hall, my دوستوں Angie and Bryan were talking about Poland. There was something on our homework یا something like that, I guess. Anyways, Bryan was mimicking a Polish accent, and I went up to and said, "No, you're doing it wrong. You're supposed to talk like this: Like, he کہا and then she was like OMG! Like, totally. OMG did he like, actually say that?! Like, are آپ totally serious?" Cue awkward silence.
I cried when we talked about the Revolutionary War in history.

Yesterday at a swimmeet me and my friend Ryan (girl) were singing I'm sexy and I know it and Noah comes over and looks at us like wht the fuck is wrong with them until we turn around lol he's super cute but I'm fairly sure he's dating someone



Ok this hsnt happened to me but its awkward: the awkward moment when two pedophiles decide to meet up via Internet

I've had many, but the most حالیہ one I can think of is when my friggin' period started a week early, and I only realized when my jeans had a bunch of blood on them and the chair had blood smears.

I'm sketching this picture of an actor in his forties (he looks older than that though) and my teacher walked up and asked "are آپ in love with him?"

We started wrestling in our P.E class. When two guys started wrestling, I asked myself: Is that how gay guys have sex?

My band teacher saw me drawing in my notebook while i was sitting there being an innocent little teacher's aide and picked it up to look through it. I already get embarassed سے طرف کی people looking through my drawings and unfortunatly that دن I happened to be working on a comic that was a bit.....Yaoi-ish.....

-When آپ walk into class to find "PORN" written in big letters on the blackboard
-When آپ jokingly requested your weird science teacher who takes morning موسیقی requests to play PoPiPo سے طرف کی Hatsune Miku and he actually does. With the dance.
-When your history teacher constantly refers to Russia as "Mother Russia" and sometimes she shouts it very VERY loudly.
-When you've become convinced that your school became one with Mother Russia due to the above instance added to a passage in Spanish class about a guy named Ivan and a sample Works Cited page in English containing a book called "The Science of Vodka".
-When آپ find that polar برداشت, ریچھ plushie آپ used to carry everywhere as a kid...
-When آپ find yourself in the situation where آپ have to explain yaoi to your mother...
-When آپ start drawing a picture of dudes in drag and آپ realize that your entire homeroom class is staring at you.
-When آپ start drawing yaoi and someone asks what you're drawing
-When you're drawing a picture of a feminine guy and someone compliments it سے طرف کی saying "Oh, that's a pretty girl!"

Yes today matter of fact. OK so my mom and I were out shopping and we saw this lady bending down and she was wearing tights with out no underwear. So my mom and I saw her butt that is so gross and akward.

One of my دوستوں had a hole at the back of their pants and stupid me کہا "Look, آپ got a hole at the back of your pants!" she turned around and کہا "Why the fuck were آپ looking at my ass?" so i just ran for it, same thing happen to one of my guy friends, but he had the hole in the front of his pants ><

And once at school i tripped over my feet and my سکرٹ, گھیرنا fell up and a teacher was right behind me, D:

And then there was this time my English teacher {Now retired} randomly started talking about sex, she was 65 o_o

I once screamed to my rebellious friend that Hidan was sexy. In the middle of class. Everybody was staring at me. Their facial expression was this: