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mine is I took a crap on a puppet because i'm sexy
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yall got funny sentences
rayrayrox posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I got. i shot a nazi because im sexy and my دوستوں told me to do it -_-
XxEmolovexX posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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oh and my other sista got I need micheal jackson cuz im single! ahaha
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crrazycake said:
I did a blow job to a Jew Because I'm ugly DX
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vote..best answer :P
anubis210 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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:)))) thnx
crrazycake posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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WHOAH EH! LOL
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anubis210 said:
I took a crap on George بش because im horny
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xDDDDDDD
trainofdoom82 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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XD
carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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:D Sounds legit!
BeastBoyCahill posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
Ciel_ said:
I ran naked with a robot because i hate my life.
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carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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tehee
Emo_gurl63 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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:D
BeastBoyCahill posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
AzulFire said:
I did a blow job to a cookie jar because I'm sexy....


:|
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*can't breathe* XDDDDD
trainofdoom82 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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LMFAO!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zukania99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
2dolphn97 said:
I pissed on a prostitute because I'm single. Makes sense.
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XD XD XD!!!!
spongesrule posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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XD
Zukania99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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COOL!
shaneoohmac13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
someone_save_me said:
I got married to George بش because I smoked crack. :truestory:
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lmfao! XD
carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Lol
Heroine999 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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LMAO
shaneoohmac13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
mistymaydawngo said:
I ran naked with a nazi because I stink!!!
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ROFL xD
MoonlightSeeker posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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We're not ugly we just stink! We stink we stink!
mistymaydawngo posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Best!
zanhar1 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
dracofan001 said:
i killed a vaccum cleaner cause im sexy 0.0 oooooooooooooooooook
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hehe im sexy XD
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XD
carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD BEST ONE YET!!!!!!
spongesrule posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
mindy890 said:
I got married to a clown because I'm sexy O_O


What the.....?
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XD
carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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we have the same birthday! lolz
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orpher said:
I ran naked with a monkey because I was horny...

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XD
carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Oh really I did that with Micheal Jackson DX
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:D
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XXXD
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Musiquelover said:
I killed a bowl of cereal because I'm horny. OMG This is so RETARTED!!!!! U JUST MADE ME A RETARD!!! U ruined my LIFE!!!!!!! *bangs head into wall, bleeds, and crys*...*gets taken to an insane asylum*
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XD
darkmoon47 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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lmao1 XD
carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I'm reading this a سال later and I'm just like "wtf did I really say all that?" XD
Musiquelover posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
Renarimae said:
I took a crap on a cookie jar because my دوستوں told me to do it. Okay.....
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Me_Iz_Here said:
I got married with a cookie jar because I'm sexy and that's what I am.

GATT for stripes!
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:P
Zukania99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
AWarnerS said:
I stabbed a porn سٹار, ستارہ because I'm sexy
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آپ have the same b-day as me..:o
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XD
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:P
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girpandababies said:
wasnt there one of these earliar?XD
mine is...OH DEAR LORD. mine is i did a blowjob to michael jackson becuz im sexy...
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*twitces eye*
rayrayrox posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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ur not the 1 who haz 2 giv MJ a bj
girpandababies posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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even thought i like Michael Jackson,that wouldn't even پار, صلیب my mind.
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DxCFan01Baby said:
I ran naked with an egg because my دوستوں told me to do it.

lmao xD
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romfflmfao
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*laughing*
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hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!
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TheCartoonDude said:
I ran naked with a condom because I'm sexy...
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Lolz
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XD
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:P
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hetaliaitaly said:
i stabbed
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*turns head*
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xXitachiXx said:
I stabbed a porn star, becuase I was horny!
...xD Oh wow!
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Lol
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:P
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KohakuJSMA said:
(1/25, red dress)

I Hate A Nazi Because I Was Horny


what?! no!
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mine doesn't make sense! everyone else's does! :'(
KohakuJSMA posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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lol
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lol
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PartyOrange said:
"I did a blowjob to your mom because I hate my life". :D
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O.o.... ok... XD
carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Holy crap dude...XD
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o.O
Zukania99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
jblvr said:
i killed a drunk Mexican because my دوستوں told me to do it
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آپ horrible person XD
mistymaydawngo posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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XD
carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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lmao
Peace_out_kiss posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Don't give into peer pressure!
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zanhar1 said:
I shot a porn سٹار, ستارہ because I smoked crack! Lol wtf?
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XD
carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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ارے same bday!
Zukania99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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:P birthday buddies!
zanhar1 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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don't give in to drugs
fake_alibi13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
dancergirl78 said:
I need Michael Jackson because I'm single.
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great! xD
MoonlightSeeker posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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XDDD
carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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i had a dream the other night that me and MJ got married
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Vocaloidcode01 said:
I killed a dog because I'm sexy.

...It makes sense, except for the sexy part, which I'm not sure about...
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XD
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Heroine999 said:
I raped a dude because I want to be a dude rapist.>:3
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Lmao! XD
carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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^:3
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mintymidget210 said:
I hate a piece of shit because I'm gay.

... awwwwww i wanted a funnier sentence!!!!!
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lol XD
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MoonlightSeeker said:
I need a dildo because that's what I'm ._.

What's dildo?
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An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation
rayrayrox posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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i got that of yahoo جوابات so idk what it means
rayrayrox posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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This is the best combination of تبصرے I've seen in a while.
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darkmoon47 said:
I killed an egg because i'm sexy...........wow i have problems O.O
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XD
carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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haha i knew i was messed up but damn
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XD
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MyronPwnsBella said:
I smoked weed with Barney the Dinosaur because I stink. lol
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was he nice?
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XD
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LOL!!!!
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Lolwut90 said:
I fucked a condom because I'm sexy. Woww....
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LMFAO!!! XDDDDDD
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:P
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ilovecornholio said:
I got married with a drunk mexican because im sexy...O_o ok that weird
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XD
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duncanlovR said:
... I did a blowjob to an egg because that's the way I am.

Oh, and P.S., that should be I gave a blowjob to..
Trust me, I should know - I'm a pervert. xD
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:P
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anime7reality said:
(02/15/ red)
I ran naked with an old man because I was horny...
what the f**k is that?
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carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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lmfao
darkmoon47 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I was smiling rading these but this one cracked me up
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pink-bookworm said:
I hate micheal Jackson because I'm single.
Fthththgtfrrfgyn himimfrbbynnumukmk"$,;,4((?5)?)5)?5)?)5?55)" lol sorry I was bored.
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really?
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whiteclaw said:
I smoked weed with a condom because I stink.
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O.o.... ooooook... XD
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annabethxchase said:
i stabbed a dog because i hate my life

:( poor doggy :(
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lol
carsfan posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Matt is a dog آپ know, following Mello....... so آپ stabbed yourself? یا a different one?
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carsfan said:
"I fucked a nazi because I hate my life."

Ok... I know I have no life, but....
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lmfao
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Gred_and_Forge said:
I killed an egg because I hate my life
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:PP
Zukania99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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that's right take revenge on the egg
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tonette12 said:
I shot a Jew because I'm single...

lol...
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lol
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tassia said:
I fucked Madonna Because I smoked crack.



Makes perfect sense.
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fanfangirlfan said:
i got married with a bowl of cereal because im gay...... :O
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LMAO!
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aly001 said:
I stabbed a dido because I stink.
wtf. I'm going to do my sister's b-day!
I smoked weed with an egg because I'm sexy.
know that's a lie!
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*dildo
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:P
Zukania99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
noahnstar1616 said:
I ran naked with a robot because I stink























/is not content with results
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Lacerta3 said:
I need a drunk Mexican because I got an orgasm. LMFAO!
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nice
madening_mahem posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
Lauren_Mallory said:
I need a nazi because I smoked crack.
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lol
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Emo_gurl63 said:
I ran naked with Micheal Jackson because I was horny! XD DX
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LOL!
Zukania99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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LOL
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LMAO!
madening_mahem posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
PlayingWithFire said:
I killed a drunk Mexican because I hate my life.
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wow
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Hermione-Fan361 said:
I took a crap on a drunk Mexican because my دوستوں told me to do it.


Great. Now I'm probably gonna get grounded.
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same b'day as me and LOL XD
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wow
madening_mahem posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
Peace_out_kiss said:
mine is:
i pissed on a condom because i hate my life.
lol
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hahah!
Zukania99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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wow
madening_mahem posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
TDIlover4ever said:
I smoked weed with your Grandmother because I'm sexy.

:true:
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:P
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wow awesoem
madening_mahem posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
RedPineapple said:
I pissed on a monkey because I hate my life

O_O'
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spongesrule said:
I ran naked with an egg because I'm sexy! XD
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XXD
MyDeadSummer posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
SymmaGirl2 said:
I need an egg because I have perfect abs.

I'm a girl...
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O MY GOD
Musiquelover posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Omg!
Zukania99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
-Wednesday- said:
I stabbed a condom because I stink.
What?
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ROFL!
Zukania99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
Renesme_Black19 said:
i fucked a dildo because i hate my life........
lol
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ookkk
Zukania99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
madahberry said:
I did a blowjob to a jew because i was horny true story just kidding.
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O.O
Zukania99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
Zukania99 said:
" Shot A porn سٹار, ستارہ because thats What I am"

O.O I'm a porn star???
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
jazzscarb said:
i took a crap on a horse cuz. im sexy.
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wow this is just scary.
jazzscarb posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
SheWolf11 said:
I pissed on a prostitute cause I smoke crack.......I'm a wolfie but, I don't piss on people, nor do I smoke anything XD
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
Whirlwind586 said:
I shot Michael Jackson because I hate my life?

What have I done?
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
TwinCherrieVee said:
I killed a puppet because I was horny. Seems legit.
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
dreamcatcher321 said:
Mine is: i pissed on a prostitute because i smoked crack.
XD
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
IloveDxC said:
I stabbed Madonna because I'm single?
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
BatCountry9000 said:
I ran naked with a black guy because that what I'm...

... I'm WHAT?
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آپ are either naked یا a black guy xDDDD
Zukania99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
low--- said:
I stabbed a child becuz that's who i am. :(
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thats sad :(
Zukania99 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
XxKeithHarkinxX said:
I ran naked with barney because i was horny. rather run naked with Keith thank آپ very much.
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 I ran naked with barney because i was horny. rather run naked with Keith thank آپ very much.
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true story.
spongefan612 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
MyDeadSummer said:
I got married with Michael Jackson because I'm gay

Um. Okay then...
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
sailor_spade15 said:
i killed micheal jackson because im rascist.....


wow xD
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
Rorylover66 said:
I fucked Barney the dinosaur because I'm sexy
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
Skilene234 said:
I pissed on Madonna because i have perfect abs

oh crap O.o! XD
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
CassiLuvsBrndon said:
I Stabbed Santa Claus because I hate my life. :3
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SummerMoon said:
"I shot a drug dealer because I'm gay."
....
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
Aimee147 said:
I pissed on a horse because I'm sexy. Seems legit. XD
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 I pissed on a horse because I'm sexy. Seems legit. XD
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ShiroiAlice said:
I killed a porn سٹار, ستارہ because I'm single XD
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Tamar20 said:
I smoked week with a Jew because I'm sexy. XD
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LunaShay said:
A hate a dildo because I'm single..

..?
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
ImUrBabyGirl said:
I smoked weed with a drug dealer because im single
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
larrah111 said:
Lol mine says I took a crap on a dog because my friend told me to do it. I honestly wouldn't do that but. This فہرست thing is funny xD
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galou_2010 said:
I took a crap on an old man because I stink.














*Does Okay meme face*

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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
Dovahbloom said:
I stabbed a prostitute because I have perfect abs
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Lulu_Kururugi said:
I ran naked with George بش becouse thats what i am,





















































































































































































Seriesly..........?
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
megann1992 said:
I need a condom because I'm sexy.


That makes sense.
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
melody14 said:
I got married with a prostitute because I hate my life !!!!

Should I be happy یا not ??? LOL
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
NerdyBanana said:
I got married with Santa Claus because I'm sexy
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You'll be getting a special gift from Santa all سال round now ;-)
megann1992 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
izfan9500 said:
...I got married with a vacuum cleaner because I'm ugly...

...wtf. ._.
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
jester616 said:
I did a blowjob to a drug dealer because I smoke crack.

That actually makes sense. Bummer.
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it does xD
XxKeithHarkinxX posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
dbz9000 said:
i shat on a hobo cuz my hair is messy
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PrettyGal said:
I shot a clown becuz Im sexy
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wantadog said:
I got married with a travesty because i'm sexy.
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saz19126 said:
I shot a horse because my دوستوں told me to do it


That's just evil! I love horses! :(
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
hisagi_wolf said:
I fucked a horse because im sexy.
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Had آپ fucked a PONY, that would be a whole different story xD
spongefan612 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
polly30229 said:
I got I pissed on santa claus becuse thats what I'm
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Chaann94 said:
I stabbed Michael Jackson because that's what I am o.O
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fake_alibi13 said:
I took a crap on a clown because I hate my life...
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Albiee said:
i smoked weed with a dog because i hate my life :S
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DarkCEpitome said:
I fucked a horse because I'm ugly.
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Katastrophe said:
I sat here in my chair and picked my nose because I didn't wanna read it.
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LMAO
spongefan612 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
Dawnmist said:
I ran naked with your mom because I smoked crack.

...What?! I'm...just...what? I...uh...oh never mind!
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
mhz_johnson said:
i pissed on george بش because i hate my life
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koolkat-1104 said:
I Did a blowjob to your mom because i'm sexy.

O.O WTF XD
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
alexisn10 said:
I pissed on a Nazi because I'm single :)
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Twilight_Dream said:
I ran naked with a Jew because my دوستوں told me to do it.


I would have no problem hanging out with a Jew, since I am one, but running naked would be a debatable activity for us to do.
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Toxic_pandas said:
I shot a travesty because I smoked crack
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sugercookies151 said:
"I stabbed a piece of shit because I hate my life."
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I've actually done that before Dx
spongefan612 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
katy55 said:
i took a crap on a mexican because i smoked crack o_o....... O_O
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madening_mahem said:
Mine کہا I smoked weed with a dildo because that's what I am. -__- odd.
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
blackrose294 said:
I stabbed a porn سٹار, ستارہ because I'm sexy.




Cool. I've always wanted to do that.


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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
BeastBoyCahill said:
XD XD XD I got married to a drunk Mexican because I have perfect Abs!
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 XD XD XD I got married to a drunk Mexican because I have perfect Abs!
posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
Crazy8s17 said:
I got I married a clown becuz im single.....ummm im confuzzled! Haha and im scared of clowns!! D:

Oh and my sista got I need a vacuum cleaner cuz thats what Im xDDD
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sakurahanazono said:
I pissed on a cookie jar because I'm single.
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Skitty_Love said:
I shot a prostitute because I'm racist.


















Lolwut.
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
PimpMamaG said:
I hate Santa Clause cause im horny... sounds legit :)
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TotalDramaChick said:
A took a crap on a drunk mexican because my دوستوں told me to do it.

December 21
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
Alainer said:
I shot Santa Claus because I smoked crack... haha woah thats not to good...
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RetroAngelz96 said:
I fucked a porn سٹار, ستارہ because I'm single?!
(I'm wearing a multi-color striped shirt)

holy purple flying ninja monkeys!! :O I must've been drunk cuz I don't remember doing that...
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stlouisfan said:
I killed a lesbian because I smoked crack.
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RuvyGrace said:
I need an egg because I'm single.

Yep, I need something.
Yep, I like eggs.
Yep, I'm single and it will be like that forever.
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Draculaura10 said:
I shot a porn سٹار, ستارہ because I smoked crack...

Ok, Im weirded out here!
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
logan14 said:
My sentence is: I fucked a dog because that's what I'm like
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Useabelis said:
I took a crap on Michael Jackson because I hate my life.
Lol wat
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spongefan612 said:
I killed a jew because I'm gay.

But... I AM a jew. Did I commit suicide یا one of my family members. If I killed my brother this is a good thing xD.

And... I'm a lesbian? Ok then... WHO WANTS TO MAKE OUT WITH ME??? :D
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
teentop449 said:
I stabbed a drunk Mexican Because I'm Single...What??
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 I stabbed a drunk Mexican Because I'm Single...What??
posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
SeeUV3 said:
i pissed on santa claus cause i was horny
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So, did that satisfy your sexual desire? :D
Lifebloom posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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i am guessing so
SeeUV3 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
AmyRosefan4eva said:
I hate a Nazi because I'm single. :c
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
ripper124 said:
August: I fucked

16: A drug dealer

Black: Because I'm sexy
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
rosamevel said:
I stabbed your mom because I'm sexy.

This is true.
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
tinkerbell66799 said:
I shot a puppet because I hate my life


Interesting...
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Lifebloom said:
I got married with a porn سٹار, ستارہ because I'm single... ok ( ._.)
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
LexiLove_ said:
I need an egg because i was horny..
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
MioSenpai367 said:
lol...I killed a dodo because I'm sexy?!?!!

Nd why is it that most of the people here are wearing black shirts?!!
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
mjjs_sweetheart said:
I did a blowjob to Michael Jackson because my دوستوں told me to do it. Lol. How weird. Michael Jackson just happens to be my idol. Haha
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
Kakashi_355 said:
I got married with a black guy because im sexy..


...Oh...
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 I got married with a black guy because im sexy.. ...Oh...
posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
Foreignhearts01 said:
Mine is I pissed on a lesbian because I hate my life
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yanglight09 said:
I stabbed a prostitute because I hate my life.
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
legend_of_roxas said:
I pissed on a cookie jar because I'm gay....

Huh....
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
Dr6112002 said:
I killed a bowl of cereal because I'm racist.
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adultswimperson said:
Not surprising another سال old سوال is brought up again.
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CF_the_Kid2 said:
I need a dog because my دوستوں told me to do it.
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LUNAFAN said:
I stabbed an old man because my دوستوں told me to do it.

:( Uh...I am really not that kinda person.
But I'm glad I got a sentence that makes some sense when put together.
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
TheLefteris24 said:
I hate a bowl of cereal because I smoked crack. I see !!!!
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
flightFlora said:
I shot a puppet because I hate my life
:O
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
boytoy_84 said:
I need a travesty because I hate my life. :P
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
GDragon612 said:
I took a crap on a dog because I`m sexy


wtf XD
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
shaneoohmac13 said:
I TOOK A CRAP ON A MONKEY & I'M SEXY
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
Sunflame said:
I shot a bowl of cereal because I hate my life.
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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
CokeTheUmbreon said:
I fucked your mom because I was drunk.
FREESTYLE! XD
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