Whats the weirdest thing آپ have been told سے طرف کی a small child?

once a 9 سال old boy کہا he likes me .. 0.0

Well :D
Once a little child with her mom corssed my road.
Suddenly the child stopped, looked at me and told me I was a fridge!
And than it became scared and yelled at me!
like ARGGHHHH
and I was like
O.O
And then it run off...
Oh I cracked up so much after that XD
(I'm sorry for possible mistakes! English is not my first tounge and I'm very Insecure...but god this story was just to funny! I don't even knew this child XD)

I work with special needs children so i get told a lot of strange things - although one told me he was going to eat me - and then drew loads of pictures of me in a sandwich, in pasta, in ترکاریاں, سلاد and in سوپ

My mom's دوستوں son sang Taylor تیز رو, سوئفٹ - Love Story to me. He's only 9, he has a little crush on me. I felt bad :P
He said:
'I'll be the prince and you'll be the princess
Its a love story baby just say yes'

Aww soo cute it was... But weird :P

A little boy came to me and he had a Bakugan figure (or whatever it was) and he pointed it at me and said: "Bakugan attack!"

O_o

i forgot most but im ask ALOT of weird stuff

well... he was 9 and i was 11 and he had a frggin huge crush on me. He کہا he would marry me if he had the chance, even if it meant throwing my biggest crush in front of a bus......(which at that time it wasn't Keith thank god)

the scariest is "im going to kill you"
weirdest is "my taste buds are screaming for a مکئی dog!!!" and when a 4 سال old told me i was sexy.

this cute little five سال old who had a crush on me sang to me "iam not your daddy iam your granpa"
and his freinds in the back was like "what what"
me and my freind laughed soo stinken hard

"NO! Sonic is Homer Simpsons brother!"

Well, one time my 2 young cousins were like. "LETS PLAY JERSEY SHORE!!" I was like "Woa woa woa, how do آپ know about this???" and then they pulled me to their room and said, "I call Snooki!!!" then other one was like, "NO I CALL SNOOKI!!" I was like, "Hey, we can play somethiing else, I call Spongebob!" then they looked at me and one of them said, "You're Ron,"

HAHAH a child told me i was an accident i was like lol what

A little boy wants کہا "I am his girlfreind" He was about 8 years old I am 19 WTF

i was at my christmas dance recital & there were a bunch of 2-4 سال olds in light blue tutus & a little blonde came up to be & کہا "i have a tarantula کی, ترانٹولا in my bedroom & he can bite you. he already ate my dad."
& then once I was wearing one of those crop سب, سب سے اوپر things & آپ could see my bellybutton piercing & a little boy said: "ouch did your mom bust a metal button through your bellybutton? that musta hurt"