When i was a kid i used to think vegetarian and lesbian are the same thing

Both lifestyles do lack.. meat.

That's pretty epic and all, but do آپ have a سوال XD

I used to think that objects could wave/say hello and one time I waved at this guy's car and the guy in it waved at me and I was freaked out because he was a stranger (and ya know, stranger danger).
Like no. I was not waving at you, I was waving at your car. Stop waving at me.

Lmao