Yeaaah so a few days پہلے I nonchalantly tried to go over a knee-high barrier we have for our dog - as I have done for months now - but didn't quite make it lol. Shin caught the barrier, wood splintered, princey fell down, and most tragically of all, much coffee and icecream was lost in this tragedy (see attached pic). There was coffee EVERYWHERE lol, including
link, and all over my face. It looked like crime scene.
Unfortunately some bacteria took refuge in my tiny little shin wound and decided that they like my skin cells? Coz I woke up today in pain and found that my lower leg was pretty swollen/infected. Got some strong antibiotics from the hospital today but might have to go back tomorrow for some intramuscular antibiotics (hopefully fuckin not)
That's my week's saga. At least I get to make dark jokes about the docs amputating my leg and then get to point out "eh my lazy پچھواڑے, گدا doesn't really use it anyway"