1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few منٹ early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers یا symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read سوالات out loud,debate your جوابات with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M SOOOO sure آپ can hear me thinking."Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6.Bring cheerleaders.
7.Bring a Gameboy,Nintendo DS,PSP etc. etc. and play it with the volume at max level.
8.Bring pets.
9.Do the exam with crayons,paint,or fluorescent markers.
10.Do the entire exam in another language.If آپ don't no any make one up!!!
11.As soon as the instructor hands آپ the exam eat it.
12.Come in wearing a full knights outfit,complete with a sword and sheild.
13.When آپ walk in complain about the heat.Strip
14.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
15.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
16.Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said
17.Bring a friend to give آپ a back massage during the exam.Insist that this person is needed as آپ have bad circulation.
18.Bring baloons,blow them up and start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
19.During the exam take apart everything around you.Desks,chairs.Anything آپ can reach.
20.Answer the exam with the سب, سب سے اوپر 10 reasons why the Instructor sucks!!!
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers یا symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read سوالات out loud,debate your جوابات with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M SOOOO sure آپ can hear me thinking."Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6.Bring cheerleaders.
7.Bring a Gameboy,Nintendo DS,PSP etc. etc. and play it with the volume at max level.
8.Bring pets.
9.Do the exam with crayons,paint,or fluorescent markers.
10.Do the entire exam in another language.If آپ don't no any make one up!!!
11.As soon as the instructor hands آپ the exam eat it.
12.Come in wearing a full knights outfit,complete with a sword and sheild.
13.When آپ walk in complain about the heat.Strip
14.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
15.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
16.Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said
17.Bring a friend to give آپ a back massage during the exam.Insist that this person is needed as آپ have bad circulation.
18.Bring baloons,blow them up and start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
19.During the exam take apart everything around you.Desks,chairs.Anything آپ can reach.
20.Answer the exam with the سب, سب سے اوپر 10 reasons why the Instructor sucks!!!
There's someone knockin' on my door
There in the shadows, looks like a hand
Come to the rescue now
Once there was a man who decided he knew everything
Life's been so good to me
I went to see what I could find
آپ never lived in the streets though آپ wish آپ had
I'm so sorry, please forgive me
Living in the sixth dimension
Over time I've come to feel
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