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posted by LinaHarrow
6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the گھنٹی, بیل (The bell)

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend

Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg, urg, urg
Wishing for the weekend

7:05, we’re driving down the freeway
Speeding so fast, I think we might fly
Done, done, homework's finally done
آپ know how it is
I hate this, آپ hate this
My sister is سے طرف کی my right
I hate this, she hates this
Don't آپ know it

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

[Chorus]

Yesterday was Sunday, Sunday
Today it is Monday, Monday (Darn it)
We-we-we so hate this
We so really hate this
We gonna be like zombies today

Tomorrow is Tuesday
And Wednesday comes afterwards
I really want these weekdays to end

M-M, Manic Monday
So sleepy in the front نشست (In the front seat)
In the back نشست (In the back seat)
I’m grumbling, losing (Yeah, yeah)
Slow brain, thinkin' slow
Wit’ a book bag on my back (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passing سے طرف کی is a school bus in front of me
Reminds me of school, school, school, wanna sleep
Check the time, it’s Monday, I'll be five منٹ late
We gonna have to learn, no, no, no, no, y’all

[Chorus x2]
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1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate

2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a

3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom

4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too ھٹی, ترش
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty

My انگور stepped on a میز, جدول lamp because it was too unorganized!
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken پار, صلیب the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Q: Why did the redneck پار, صلیب the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Q: Why did the one-handed man پار, صلیب the road?

A: To get to the سیکنڈ hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey پار, صلیب the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the fat turkey پار, صلیب the road?

A: To get hit سے طرف کی my car.

Q: Why did the woman پار, صلیب the road?

A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
posted by JoannaVonDoom
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for آپ آپ twit she was only after your money and could have دیا a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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