"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, کہا as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry موسیقی videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford مستونگ, mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time پسندیدہ fast food restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out یا dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!" I yelled, and ran out the door. Lauren ran after me, jumping in the car. I pushed the start button, and we revved down the road in a تقسیم, الگ کریں second.
A مستونگ, mustang Shelby GT500 can go up to 550 miles per hour. I took advantage of that ability, speeding down the road at a blazing 120 MPH! We zoomed down to the nearest Burger King, parking perfectly, if perfectly means over the white line and in-between two different parking spots.
We ran inside, giggling. "I can't believe that آپ got a $10 gift card to the best fast food place in the world!" I yelled happily as we went inside.
"Hey, have آپ ever heard of coneing?" Lauren asked. I knew what she was talking about. آپ go to the drive thru, order an Ice Cream cone, and pick it up upside-down and see the reaction of the people that give it to you! The idea was created سے طرف کی thecomputernerd01, the funniest person in the world!
"Heck yeah! We gonna go coneing after this?" I asked as we came up to the counter.
"Yeah!" She answered, high-fiving me.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A man at the counter کہا in a depressing monotone.
"We want two waffles, two sodas, five boiled eggs, a bowl of ٹماٹر soup, and two double چیزبرگر, چیسیبرگر kids meals. Boy's toy, please." I listed, mentioning everything that I was craving at the moment.
"And I want a Whopper Jr.!" Lauren included. The counter man stared in awe.
"Okay, not including the things we don't have, that's a total of $4.67," He began typing up the receipt.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," I stopped him. "What do آپ mean 'things we don't have'?" He looked up at me again.
"We don't have waffles, boiled eggs, یا soup. I'm sorry for the inconvenience." He کہا in an irritated, sarcastic tone. Lauren scoffed.
"Are آپ saying that آپ aren't going to satisfy your hungry customers that are willing to pay up to $10 for their food?" She asked, raising an eyebrow. The man stood, stuttering.
"That's what I thought," Lauren said. She gave the Gift Card to the man, and he gave us two small cups. I ran to the soda machine, Lauren behind me.
"I'm gonna make a suicide!" I declared, first filling my cup with a little bit of Sprite. I then added Rootbeer, Mountain Dew, a tiny bit of Diet Coke, and some Hi-C. Lauren got Coke.
I picked a straw and sat down, waiting for Lauren to bring the food.
"No ٹماٹر soup, یا waffles," Lauren explained. "And they didn't get us any boiled eggs, just scambled!"
"Good enough for me!" I exclaimed, opening up a bag of food. I pulled out a double cheeseburger, a package of fries, and an Iron Man toy.
"So did آپ hear about Josh's new Parody?" Lauren asked, referring to thecomputernerd01.
"Last Tuesday Night?" I asked. It was hilarious!
"Yep!" She answered. "Last Tuesday Night! Had a پیزا with my friend, then he چرا لیا, چوری کی it from my hands."
"Whoa! Last Tuesday Night!"
We laughed, eating our burgers and fries.
After we finished our food, I drove my car out to the Drive Thru. There were two cars in front of us, A red منی وین, منی and a black Elantra. They moved forward, and the منی وین, منی drove off. We stopped in front of the speaker.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A girl on the speaker greeted.
"Yeah, I'll have one vanilla ice cream cone," I answered.
"Is that all?" She asked. I looked at Lauren, and she shook her head as to دکھائیں that she didn't want anything.
"I would like a cow bell." I answered again, and there was a long pause. After a while, the girl told us that we spent $1.23 on our order. "Card," I said, and Lauren handed me her Burger King card.
We drove up to the first window, where we gave the girl our card ad she gave us a receipt.
"I have a question," I started.
"Yes?" She said.
"Do آپ like waffles?" I asked, and Lauren laughed.
"Yes," The girl chuckled, and we drove up to the اگلے window to commence the coneing.
When we got there, a guy handed us the ice cream cone. I turned my hand over and picked it up سے طرف کی the ice cream instead of the cone. "No, don't pick it up like that!" The guy exclaimed. He began to laugh, and so did me and Lauren. I drove away, the melting ice cream dripping on my hand.
"Oh my God!" Lauren laughed. "I can't believe آپ actually did it!" I laughed with her, licking the melted ice cream that covered my free hand with stickiness.
"It's sticky!" I exclaimed. "I can't believe that Josh did this, like, ten times!"
We drove away, laughing.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford مستونگ, mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time پسندیدہ fast food restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out یا dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!" I yelled, and ran out the door. Lauren ran after me, jumping in the car. I pushed the start button, and we revved down the road in a تقسیم, الگ کریں second.
A مستونگ, mustang Shelby GT500 can go up to 550 miles per hour. I took advantage of that ability, speeding down the road at a blazing 120 MPH! We zoomed down to the nearest Burger King, parking perfectly, if perfectly means over the white line and in-between two different parking spots.
We ran inside, giggling. "I can't believe that آپ got a $10 gift card to the best fast food place in the world!" I yelled happily as we went inside.
"Hey, have آپ ever heard of coneing?" Lauren asked. I knew what she was talking about. آپ go to the drive thru, order an Ice Cream cone, and pick it up upside-down and see the reaction of the people that give it to you! The idea was created سے طرف کی thecomputernerd01, the funniest person in the world!
"Heck yeah! We gonna go coneing after this?" I asked as we came up to the counter.
"Yeah!" She answered, high-fiving me.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A man at the counter کہا in a depressing monotone.
"We want two waffles, two sodas, five boiled eggs, a bowl of ٹماٹر soup, and two double چیزبرگر, چیسیبرگر kids meals. Boy's toy, please." I listed, mentioning everything that I was craving at the moment.
"And I want a Whopper Jr.!" Lauren included. The counter man stared in awe.
"Okay, not including the things we don't have, that's a total of $4.67," He began typing up the receipt.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," I stopped him. "What do آپ mean 'things we don't have'?" He looked up at me again.
"We don't have waffles, boiled eggs, یا soup. I'm sorry for the inconvenience." He کہا in an irritated, sarcastic tone. Lauren scoffed.
"Are آپ saying that آپ aren't going to satisfy your hungry customers that are willing to pay up to $10 for their food?" She asked, raising an eyebrow. The man stood, stuttering.
"That's what I thought," Lauren said. She gave the Gift Card to the man, and he gave us two small cups. I ran to the soda machine, Lauren behind me.
"I'm gonna make a suicide!" I declared, first filling my cup with a little bit of Sprite. I then added Rootbeer, Mountain Dew, a tiny bit of Diet Coke, and some Hi-C. Lauren got Coke.
I picked a straw and sat down, waiting for Lauren to bring the food.
"No ٹماٹر soup, یا waffles," Lauren explained. "And they didn't get us any boiled eggs, just scambled!"
"Good enough for me!" I exclaimed, opening up a bag of food. I pulled out a double cheeseburger, a package of fries, and an Iron Man toy.
"So did آپ hear about Josh's new Parody?" Lauren asked, referring to thecomputernerd01.
"Last Tuesday Night?" I asked. It was hilarious!
"Yep!" She answered. "Last Tuesday Night! Had a پیزا with my friend, then he چرا لیا, چوری کی it from my hands."
"Whoa! Last Tuesday Night!"
We laughed, eating our burgers and fries.
After we finished our food, I drove my car out to the Drive Thru. There were two cars in front of us, A red منی وین, منی and a black Elantra. They moved forward, and the منی وین, منی drove off. We stopped in front of the speaker.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A girl on the speaker greeted.
"Yeah, I'll have one vanilla ice cream cone," I answered.
"Is that all?" She asked. I looked at Lauren, and she shook her head as to دکھائیں that she didn't want anything.
"I would like a cow bell." I answered again, and there was a long pause. After a while, the girl told us that we spent $1.23 on our order. "Card," I said, and Lauren handed me her Burger King card.
We drove up to the first window, where we gave the girl our card ad she gave us a receipt.
"I have a question," I started.
"Yes?" She said.
"Do آپ like waffles?" I asked, and Lauren laughed.
"Yes," The girl chuckled, and we drove up to the اگلے window to commence the coneing.
When we got there, a guy handed us the ice cream cone. I turned my hand over and picked it up سے طرف کی the ice cream instead of the cone. "No, don't pick it up like that!" The guy exclaimed. He began to laugh, and so did me and Lauren. I drove away, the melting ice cream dripping on my hand.
"Oh my God!" Lauren laughed. "I can't believe آپ actually did it!" I laughed with her, licking the melted ice cream that covered my free hand with stickiness.
"It's sticky!" I exclaimed. "I can't believe that Josh did this, like, ten times!"
We drove away, laughing.
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I love you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
♥The answer is forever♥
♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥
♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥
♥If you're asking if I love you♥
♥The answer is I do♥
☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮
READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.
The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and آپ don’t need to turn your head to understand them.
For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).
Do آپ use these emotions یا others in your emails?
Here are some examples:
(^_^) happy
(((º Д º ;))) scared
(-´´-;) problems
(>_<) angry
(?_?) confused
(-.-)zzZ sleepy
(^ _^;) embarrassed
(^O^) very happy
(T_T) sad
(^ ε ^) kiss
-See مزید emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. یا be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat food that can make آپ sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda یا crush
4) gety near load stuff یا equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late گھنٹہ
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms سٹریٹ, گلی orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make آپ hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what آپ did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
2) don't eat food that can make آپ sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda یا crush
4) gety near load stuff یا equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late گھنٹہ
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms سٹریٹ, گلی orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make آپ hiper
those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.
plz writ a commet to tell me what آپ did on the list
HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
(Big idea)
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes آپ mad یا doesnt agree with your point of view آپ just رپورٹ them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes آپ mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont رپورٹ thm. Because we are a big family and we dont رپورٹ یا block family we care and دکھائیں love for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to رپورٹ someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Love all around
-Jordan
Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes آپ mad یا doesnt agree with your point of view آپ just رپورٹ them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes آپ mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont رپورٹ thm. Because we are a big family and we dont رپورٹ یا block family we care and دکھائیں love for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to رپورٹ someone is taking it too far
PLZ STOP IT!!
whos w/ me?
Love all around
-Jordan
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do آپ want?" "I'm calling to رپورٹ my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank آپ very much for the call, sir." The اگلے day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
1. Your reading my article.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. آپ didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did آپ notice I skipped number three.
7. آپ don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that آپ silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then آپ realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But آپ remember that a fact is something that can be proven right یا wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. آپ wish آپ never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch آپ with the missing number this time. یا did I?
14. آپ wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. آپ totally forgot I was only supposed to tell آپ ten facts.
2. You're wondering why you're even reading this.
4. آپ didn't notice that I misspelled you're on #1
5. And you're checking back now
6. Nor did آپ notice I skipped number three.
7. آپ don't even feel like checking back this time. You'll take my word for it..
8. This is so stupid that آپ silently chuckle to yourself.
9. Then آپ realize that six isn't true because that doesn't make sense and that this is a rip off.
10. But آپ remember that a fact is something that can be proven right یا wrong, so technically it was a fact.
11. آپ wish آپ never began to read this stupid stuff now but its still hard to stop.
13. I didn't catch آپ with the missing number this time. یا did I?
14. آپ wonder why I'm being such a smart butt.
15. But then again, my mind reading powers amaze you.
16. آپ totally forgot I was only supposed to tell آپ ten facts.
