"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, کہا as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry موسیقی videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford مستونگ, mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time پسندیدہ fast food restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out یا dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!" I yelled, and ran out the door. Lauren ran after me, jumping in the car. I pushed the start button, and we revved down the road in a تقسیم, الگ کریں second.
A مستونگ, mustang Shelby GT500 can go up to 550 miles per hour. I took advantage of that ability, speeding down the road at a blazing 120 MPH! We zoomed down to the nearest Burger King, parking perfectly, if perfectly means over the white line and in-between two different parking spots.
We ran inside, giggling. "I can't believe that آپ got a $10 gift card to the best fast food place in the world!" I yelled happily as we went inside.
"Hey, have آپ ever heard of coneing?" Lauren asked. I knew what she was talking about. آپ go to the drive thru, order an Ice Cream cone, and pick it up upside-down and see the reaction of the people that give it to you! The idea was created سے طرف کی thecomputernerd01, the funniest person in the world!
"Heck yeah! We gonna go coneing after this?" I asked as we came up to the counter.
"Yeah!" She answered, high-fiving me.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A man at the counter کہا in a depressing monotone.
"We want two waffles, two sodas, five boiled eggs, a bowl of ٹماٹر soup, and two double چیزبرگر, چیسیبرگر kids meals. Boy's toy, please." I listed, mentioning everything that I was craving at the moment.
"And I want a Whopper Jr.!" Lauren included. The counter man stared in awe.
"Okay, not including the things we don't have, that's a total of $4.67," He began typing up the receipt.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," I stopped him. "What do آپ mean 'things we don't have'?" He looked up at me again.
"We don't have waffles, boiled eggs, یا soup. I'm sorry for the inconvenience." He کہا in an irritated, sarcastic tone. Lauren scoffed.
"Are آپ saying that آپ aren't going to satisfy your hungry customers that are willing to pay up to $10 for their food?" She asked, raising an eyebrow. The man stood, stuttering.
"That's what I thought," Lauren said. She gave the Gift Card to the man, and he gave us two small cups. I ran to the soda machine, Lauren behind me.
"I'm gonna make a suicide!" I declared, first filling my cup with a little bit of Sprite. I then added Rootbeer, Mountain Dew, a tiny bit of Diet Coke, and some Hi-C. Lauren got Coke.
I picked a straw and sat down, waiting for Lauren to bring the food.
"No ٹماٹر soup, یا waffles," Lauren explained. "And they didn't get us any boiled eggs, just scambled!"
"Good enough for me!" I exclaimed, opening up a bag of food. I pulled out a double cheeseburger, a package of fries, and an Iron Man toy.
"So did آپ hear about Josh's new Parody?" Lauren asked, referring to thecomputernerd01.
"Last Tuesday Night?" I asked. It was hilarious!
"Yep!" She answered. "Last Tuesday Night! Had a پیزا with my friend, then he چرا لیا, چوری کی it from my hands."
"Whoa! Last Tuesday Night!"
We laughed, eating our burgers and fries.
After we finished our food, I drove my car out to the Drive Thru. There were two cars in front of us, A red منی وین, منی and a black Elantra. They moved forward, and the منی وین, منی drove off. We stopped in front of the speaker.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A girl on the speaker greeted.
"Yeah, I'll have one vanilla ice cream cone," I answered.
"Is that all?" She asked. I looked at Lauren, and she shook her head as to دکھائیں that she didn't want anything.
"I would like a cow bell." I answered again, and there was a long pause. After a while, the girl told us that we spent $1.23 on our order. "Card," I said, and Lauren handed me her Burger King card.
We drove up to the first window, where we gave the girl our card ad she gave us a receipt.
"I have a question," I started.
"Yes?" She said.
"Do آپ like waffles?" I asked, and Lauren laughed.
"Yes," The girl chuckled, and we drove up to the اگلے window to commence the coneing.
When we got there, a guy handed us the ice cream cone. I turned my hand over and picked it up سے طرف کی the ice cream instead of the cone. "No, don't pick it up like that!" The guy exclaimed. He began to laugh, and so did me and Lauren. I drove away, the melting ice cream dripping on my hand.
"Oh my God!" Lauren laughed. "I can't believe آپ actually did it!" I laughed with her, licking the melted ice cream that covered my free hand with stickiness.
"It's sticky!" I exclaimed. "I can't believe that Josh did this, like, ten times!"
We drove away, laughing.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford مستونگ, mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time پسندیدہ fast food restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out یا dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!" I yelled, and ran out the door. Lauren ran after me, jumping in the car. I pushed the start button, and we revved down the road in a تقسیم, الگ کریں second.
A مستونگ, mustang Shelby GT500 can go up to 550 miles per hour. I took advantage of that ability, speeding down the road at a blazing 120 MPH! We zoomed down to the nearest Burger King, parking perfectly, if perfectly means over the white line and in-between two different parking spots.
We ran inside, giggling. "I can't believe that آپ got a $10 gift card to the best fast food place in the world!" I yelled happily as we went inside.
"Hey, have آپ ever heard of coneing?" Lauren asked. I knew what she was talking about. آپ go to the drive thru, order an Ice Cream cone, and pick it up upside-down and see the reaction of the people that give it to you! The idea was created سے طرف کی thecomputernerd01, the funniest person in the world!
"Heck yeah! We gonna go coneing after this?" I asked as we came up to the counter.
"Yeah!" She answered, high-fiving me.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A man at the counter کہا in a depressing monotone.
"We want two waffles, two sodas, five boiled eggs, a bowl of ٹماٹر soup, and two double چیزبرگر, چیسیبرگر kids meals. Boy's toy, please." I listed, mentioning everything that I was craving at the moment.
"And I want a Whopper Jr.!" Lauren included. The counter man stared in awe.
"Okay, not including the things we don't have, that's a total of $4.67," He began typing up the receipt.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa," I stopped him. "What do آپ mean 'things we don't have'?" He looked up at me again.
"We don't have waffles, boiled eggs, یا soup. I'm sorry for the inconvenience." He کہا in an irritated, sarcastic tone. Lauren scoffed.
"Are آپ saying that آپ aren't going to satisfy your hungry customers that are willing to pay up to $10 for their food?" She asked, raising an eyebrow. The man stood, stuttering.
"That's what I thought," Lauren said. She gave the Gift Card to the man, and he gave us two small cups. I ran to the soda machine, Lauren behind me.
"I'm gonna make a suicide!" I declared, first filling my cup with a little bit of Sprite. I then added Rootbeer, Mountain Dew, a tiny bit of Diet Coke, and some Hi-C. Lauren got Coke.
I picked a straw and sat down, waiting for Lauren to bring the food.
"No ٹماٹر soup, یا waffles," Lauren explained. "And they didn't get us any boiled eggs, just scambled!"
"Good enough for me!" I exclaimed, opening up a bag of food. I pulled out a double cheeseburger, a package of fries, and an Iron Man toy.
"So did آپ hear about Josh's new Parody?" Lauren asked, referring to thecomputernerd01.
"Last Tuesday Night?" I asked. It was hilarious!
"Yep!" She answered. "Last Tuesday Night! Had a پیزا with my friend, then he چرا لیا, چوری کی it from my hands."
"Whoa! Last Tuesday Night!"
We laughed, eating our burgers and fries.
After we finished our food, I drove my car out to the Drive Thru. There were two cars in front of us, A red منی وین, منی and a black Elantra. They moved forward, and the منی وین, منی drove off. We stopped in front of the speaker.
"Welcome to Burger King. How may I take your order?" A girl on the speaker greeted.
"Yeah, I'll have one vanilla ice cream cone," I answered.
"Is that all?" She asked. I looked at Lauren, and she shook her head as to دکھائیں that she didn't want anything.
"I would like a cow bell." I answered again, and there was a long pause. After a while, the girl told us that we spent $1.23 on our order. "Card," I said, and Lauren handed me her Burger King card.
We drove up to the first window, where we gave the girl our card ad she gave us a receipt.
"I have a question," I started.
"Yes?" She said.
"Do آپ like waffles?" I asked, and Lauren laughed.
"Yes," The girl chuckled, and we drove up to the اگلے window to commence the coneing.
When we got there, a guy handed us the ice cream cone. I turned my hand over and picked it up سے طرف کی the ice cream instead of the cone. "No, don't pick it up like that!" The guy exclaimed. He began to laugh, and so did me and Lauren. I drove away, the melting ice cream dripping on my hand.
"Oh my God!" Lauren laughed. "I can't believe آپ actually did it!" I laughed with her, licking the melted ice cream that covered my free hand with stickiness.
"It's sticky!" I exclaimed. "I can't believe that Josh did this, like, ten times!"
We drove away, laughing.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Car Stereotypes
There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.
Audi
Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an گھنٹہ down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't آپ know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...
Because why not, right?
1. My پسندیدہ foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. یا tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I love love love LOVE retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My پسندیدہ colors are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
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1. My پسندیدہ foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. یا tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I love love love LOVE retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My پسندیدہ colors are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.
8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...
