Random Article: 5 Girls I Wish I Looked Like.

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posted by energizerbunny

5. Avril Lavigne

Not a پرستار but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a پرستار but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!

Some people are just lucky I guess. <33

deathding, RandyT321 and 1 other like this

darkkhorn19 Really? If you don't feel comfortable in your skin, there is surgery that can correct that for you, but'll run your butt an ass-load. I love how that M[u]a[/u]gan Fox's picture is an Iphone wallpaper.

energizerbunny ^I'm way too young for plastic surgery & couldn't afford it anyway. I'd probably get there and chicken out anyway because deep down I'm not sure I wanna change myself. I guess I just wish I was born looking like this.

Thrillie-jean If you wanna be skinny,here's what you do. You might not be a fan,but try dancing like michael jackson.they said he lost 8 pounds a show and that its not medically possible.its what i do too,im as slim as he was in 1988,so i can eat anything and still be the same:) and,you should like what you look like coz God makes no mistakes.i look like MJ,i share his name and i love it.you should too..im sure you dont look bad.

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"I Wrote This Song" سے طرف کی MC Deathding (Play on Words)

posted by deathding

(Just a heads up for anyone who doesn't take nicely to curse words, they دکھائیں up in this article. So, viewer discretion advised. Though it is discernibly less profane than most of my other work.)

Hidelly ho, neighborinos! Surprise surprise, I'm not actually dead.

Well, at least not yet anyway. Have I jinxed myself before this مضمون has even started...?

Quite possibly, Jared. آپ fucking idiot.

Anyway, since I've got some ideas and motivation up my sleeve, I decided to write a song for ya'll. I'm sure the عنوان alone will win myself a million Grammies.

And when I say that, I'm not referring to...

Car Stereotypes Double Feature

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Car Stereotypes

There are many different types of cars for many different types of people. Observe.

Audi

Man: *Driving a black A6 at 80 miles an گھنٹہ down the highway* Get out of the fucking way!!! *Pushes a Cadillac off the road*
Woman: *Crashes into a tree* Maniac!
Man: *Tailgating a Jaguar that is actually going the speed of 55* Come on, don't آپ know what the speed is?! *Honks the horn* Let's go!! *Honks again* I don't have time for this!! *Bumps into the Jaguar, and makes it crash...

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The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards سے طرف کی an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Most fucked up Rob Dyke's WHY WOULD آپ PUT THAT ON THE INTERNET, part 2

posted by Canada24

#1:
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.

#2:
Fuck ghost stories! I am a atheist! I don’t believe in your BS! God isn’t real! Ghosts aren’t real! None of it is real! I wish there was a God for people like this, so they can go to hell for constantly trying to push there agenda on me! I WILL NEVER BELIEVE! EVER! SO STOP!!

#3:
Another...

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How the passage of time can affect our nostalgia.

posted by Renegade1765

About a ماہ ago, I wrote an مضمون where I wrote down pretty much my entire history with Frozen and how it changed my life. I wrote that as an anniversary article, because it had been three years since I became a پرستار of Frozen. However, writing all of that down, made me feel not only very nostalgic...but old. I know it's a presumptous thing to say, since it's only been 3 years and not 10 یا 15. But the reason I کہا I am feeling old is because I experienced all of those things in a certain period, and the idea that time passes and things change fascinated me so much that I decided to write...

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THINGS آپ CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

posted by applebear123

i just copied and pasted it! :P
more than useful i found it amusing! :P

1. THINGS آپ CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send آپ a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all your money to urban75.com'?)

See how long آپ can hold a note
(Amusement Potential: 4-20 minutes)
Not that much fun, but it sure passes the time. Play with a friend, یا try to beat your own personal...

Datsun 240Z

added by Mauserfan1910

Source: the internet???

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If Don hosted "Total Drama" from the very beginning...

posted by PeachyKeen1994

After Gwen won Total Drama Island, the girls managed to celebrate their last night at Camp Wawanakwa. Most of the girls get back at Don for his mistreatment of the contestants, even Courtney, whose elimination in "Basic Straining" was unjust and that Don refused to believe that someone (Harold) tampered with the votes.

It all starts on the cliff of Camp Wawanakwa, which was where the first challenge of the season, where Gwen, Bridgette, Leshawna, Lindsay, Izzy, and Heather jump into the lake. At the سب, سب سے اوپر of the cliff is Don, the host of "Total Drama Island".

Don: Oh my god. I am too scared to...

The Reasons Why Frozen shouldn't get a sequel.

posted by ToriKelly5

Note: This is just my thoughts. Don't take them personality, Frozen fans. I just don't like it that much so take this فہرست with a pinch of salt.

Frozen is one of the most much-loved film of all time . I'm sure it heard Let It Go. I used to be a پرستار but now, I don't
Know why it's so famous. This storyline is so easy and simple, the songs are ear worms ( but not so bad) and well, the story was over after the movie, nothing else can happen!

( Now I have nothing against Frozen. It's good and I like Anna so no haters)

The wasted talent and cash ( that they could have used for Frozen 2) and made two...

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My سب, سب سے اوپر 100 Jrock Songs

posted by zanhar1

I did one of these for both Symphonic Metal and Kpop and wanted to فہرست of my سب, سب سے اوپر 100 Jrock songs as well. There were so many great ones that the honorable mentions فہرست is also pretty big. I tried not to do too many songs from the same band so a lot of songs I like aren't even on here.

1. Dazzle Vision - سیکنڈ
2. Nega - Guilt Trip
3. Dir En Grey - Obscure
4.Blood Stain Child - Freedom
5. Miyavi - Steal The Sun
6. Miyavi - Long Nights
7. The Gazette - Leech
8. Dir En Grey - Different Sense
9. Miyavi - Jibun Kakumei
10. Miyavi - Mama Papa Nozomarenu Baby
11. Borns - Radical Hysteria
12. Blood Stain Child...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards سے طرف کی an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

The Nut House Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. آپ can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 3: آپ Have Received A Message

Miss. Heart: *Reading a book in bed*
Wayne: *Walks into the room, and takes off his shoes*
Miss. Heart: آپ seem unhappy. Is something wrong?
Wayne: I cannot go back to work!
Miss. Heart: What's the matter?
Wayne: I'm under payed...

The Nut House Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. آپ can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 2: The Book

Parker: *Reading a book*
Liam: *Walks in with David*
David: Is that Parker reading a book?
Liam: This is interesting. *Walks with David over to Parker* Well, I didn't know آپ liked to read.
David: Neither did I.
Parker: You're not going to make...

Red Dead Redemption, NIGHTMARE FUEL:

posted by Canada24

#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing سے طرف کی a درخت overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...

10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

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Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has آپ reunite a zoophile with his پسندیدہ horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when آپ do the "right" thing, آپ often end up making people's lives worse. آپ give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with آپ to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who آپ helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

Sugar Swaps Her رپورٹ Card (Credit belongs to adamkleinschmidt2003)

posted by PeachyKeen1994

Original Video: link

Transcript:
Stan Smith: Okay, class, It is time to hand back your رپورٹ cards. I will pass them out now.
Sugar: Oh, lord, please let me have a good رپورٹ card. (Sugar sees her رپورٹ card and notices the bad grades and remarks, especially with Sugar being sent to a Mental People's School.) No! (x7) Waaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ella: Yay! I got a 4.0 GPA and Straight A's! (Ella leaves her desk) Mr. Smith, may I use the bathroom?
Stan: Sure. Also, we are looking for a time and تاریخ for your Student of the سال award ceremony.
Ella: Okay, thank you!
Sugar: I can't believe I got a 0.0 on my report...

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30 Random Facts About Me

posted by jlhfan624

Because why not, right?

1. My پسندیدہ foods are dill pickles and potatoes.
2. I do not like coffee. یا tea.
3. I can't think of a joint in my body I don't crack on a daily basis.
4. I love love love LOVE retro advertising, mostly from 80s and down. It makes me feel very nostalgic.
5. I have been dying my hair since I was a young teenager.
6. My پسندیدہ colors are brown, purple and gray.
7. I consider myself a contrarian.

8. I lived in England for 6 months when I was 4 years old.
9. I suffer from all manner of link.
10. My humor is so dry and sharp, my own parents can't tell when I'm joking or...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards سے طرف کی an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards سے طرف کی an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

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The 7 Golden Rules for Good Life

posted by miisous92

What is good life? What is happiness? What is success? What is pleasure? How should I treat other people? How should I cope with unfortunate events? How can I get rid off unnecessary worry? How should I handle liberty?

1- Be a Responsible Human Being. Approach yourself with honesty and thoroughness; maintain a kind of spiritual hygiene; stop the blame-shifting for your errors and shortcomings.

2-Worry only about the things that are in your control, the things that can be influenced and changed سے طرف کی your actions, not about the things that are beyond your capacity to direct یا alter.

3-Experience...