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Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have آپ begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have آپ crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do آپ feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes آپ freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to آپ too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the Christmas gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told Sam."Cool!"Sam کہا as they went in her bedroom."Look!A backscratching machine!A TON OF CD!"
Chloe said."OH!Look!A ڈالفن necklace!!!!My mom would love this!!!!"Sam said."Oh!Sorry Sam,but...A thousand of orders of those are online!My mom saw,she is a teacher."Chloe said."I don't care!I'm gonna get that ہار even if it killed me!"Sam said."Well good luck!"Chloe said."Just imagine,My mom opening the box,seeing the necklace,Her face!"Sam said."Wow!You're really into this!"Chloe said
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1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When آپ sleep over never boss me around in بستر unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If آپ don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” یا “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If آپ want sex, just ask. (In case آپ didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
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posted by dinglebell14
1. Tired of Trying, sick of crying, Ya I'm smiling, but inside I'm dying....

2. I don't use excuses, Don't ask why...
It's just a breakdown, it happens all the time...
So get out of my face, don't even try...
You want to help me? Just let me cry!

3. I don't want to admit it,
It was easier to lie,
And hide the hurt and emptiness,
to smile instead of cry.

4. Nobody really cares if your miserable,
so آپ might as well be happy. :'|

5. Everyones going to hurt you.... sooner یا later آپ just have to decide who's worth going through the pain.

6. If someone really loves you,
They will never hurt you,
And if...
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posted by someone_save_me
These are just some, مزید will probably be added later.

I hate:
-Animal abusers
-Child abusers
-Butthurt moralfags (If آپ get mad at me saying moralfags, well then, آپ must be new here. I'm not homophobic.)
-3/4 the mainstream crap on the radio
-Jersey Shore
-Homophobes
-People who don't thank آپ when آپ open a door for them
-Toddlers and Tiaras
-People who are always snooPING AS usual I see. /shot so fuckin' hard
-Fuckers who judge people سے طرف کی their appearance
-When my computer breaks down
-Fangirls who get mad at if آپ aren't borderline insanely obsessed with the same thing they are (Go on the Michael...
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 Image by: Lumo55000 on tumblr
Image by: Lumo55000 on tumblr
Okay so I was browsing the net and I found this lovely piece of work, that was published just two months ago. link
Apparently this is a 'student run' new site. So much for the plagiarism policy. Like at least give an exact link--as your site automatically generates for anyone who copies and pastes your work. But don't worry I already put that up سب, سب سے اوپر myself, out of respect. Anyhow I find it very funny how professionally set up this site is and yet they're utilizing my work without my permission and without even linking me to it. It's one thing to post my work (with credits) in appreciation of...
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So I published a 3 part set of مضامین over on the موسیقی spot, and I wanted to post them here as well (hope that's alright with everyone) because random has just such a wide variety of people and I think getting two sets of opinions is cool.

If anyone cares I compiled a فہرست of bands I personally love that I think could use some مزید recognition. I'm gonna have لنکس to some songs سے طرف کی them (if آپ care to take a listen) and a bit about why I like each as well as a picture of the band, if آپ wish to base on appearance alone and the genre(s) they fall under.

Within Temptation



Genre: Symphonic...
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posted by prinelsa
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Sorry,I had to post that for my مضمون to be allowed.
 Stare at one and the other will اقدام
Stare at one and the other will move
 اقدام your eyes around the image quickly یا scroll this page up and down to see them go into motion.
Move your eyes around the image quickly or scroll this page up and down to see them go into motion.
 For best affect look at the bottom of the image
For best affect look at the bottom of the image
 Focus solely on the body and the rings will appear to اقدام
Focus solely on the body and the rings will appear to move
The Official Doodieman: The Hero's Load - HD, Widescreen, مزید jokes, doodie and singing!
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the official doodieman: the hero's load - hd
widescreen
مزید jokes
doodie and singing!
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