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Sam was in her room listening to her "Victorious"CD.
"And one day!I'll have آپ begging on your knees for me!Ya one day!I'll have آپ crawling like a centipede."Sam Sung."KEEP IT DOWN!!!"Aaron yelled.
"So oh mister player,do آپ feel like the man now?And I bet your nervous,'cause this song makes آپ freak out."Sam whispered."SAM!YOUR FRIEND CHLOE IS HERE!"Mom yelled."Coming!!"Sam ran to the door.
"Hey Chloe whats" "Shut up,shut up for just a minute!Look at this!"Chloe interrupted."Hello to آپ too?"Sam said."Go to your room!My mom showed me the Christmas gifts they'll have at school!"Chloe told Sam."Cool!"Sam کہا as they went in her bedroom."Look!A backscratching machine!A TON OF CD!"
Chloe said."OH!Look!A ڈالفن necklace!!!!My mom would love this!!!!"Sam said."Oh!Sorry Sam,but...A thousand of orders of those are online!My mom saw,she is a teacher."Chloe said."I don't care!I'm gonna get that ہار even if it killed me!"Sam said."Well good luck!"Chloe said."Just imagine,My mom opening the box,seeing the necklace,Her face!"Sam said."Wow!You're really into this!"Chloe said
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posted by misscrazel
PROLOGUE
I watched a deer bound through the trees. I was about to turn and leave when I saw somone, یا something crouching in the bushes. I walked a bit closer. He looked like a teenager but he wasn't much bigger then me. He had long blond hair and bright big blue eyes. Then I saw something odd. His ears were pointed. And they weren't just slightly pointed. Like an elf's. I stepped closer and he darted away through the trees. 
I chased after him barley keeping up. Once I lost him but then I saw a flash of his blond hair. Just when I was tiring he abruptly stopped. I would've bumped into him...
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‘Hello, this is Jonald Poppland and I’m here to tell آپ the status on the war against the residents of Garlarda over the planet Sæmwine. Elves and humans are still fighting together against the Garlardians: the harlings and the danjans are against the Earthlings. There will be مزید drafting beginning tomorrow morning. Currently, the Earthlings are trying to contact the faerie, but their continent is hard to reach. If they fail to do this, there is a cha—'
    Myrtal switched off the radio. His older brother, Zangrel, jumped to his feet. “I wanted to listen to that!”...
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The clock strikes ten
Out on the streets again
I been looking for something to please me since I don't know when
Out on the dark side of town
Another rumble's gone down
And life on the high side isn't what this boy’s about

She's got something I want man, it's something I need
It takes مزید than a night to satisfy me

I stand accused
I can always run to you
Any road that آپ choose
I can always run to you
I stand accused
I can always run to you
I run to you
Baby, I can always run

To a دل of chrome
And a soul of steel
We've done مزید white lines than you'll know any one we could steal
And when I give her the...
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Now that you're gone, I can see
What was going on and how آپ lied
When آپ کہا you'd never love again

Your دوستوں telephone and they say
You weren't out alone last night
Can آپ see that this broken دل is killing me

Another night is falling
And now my دل is calling آپ back to me

Come back, 'cause I need your love
Back, got to have your love
Come back, bring your loving back to me

Come back, 'cause it's been so long
Back, and I can't go on
Come back, bring your loving back to me

You play with words, play with love
Always just your silly way
I'm a fool for I need آپ سے طرف کی my side again

Now it's too late...
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posted by randomgirl3000
How آپ can tell if someone is lying:

1) Look the person straight in the eyes

•As in poker, your eyes مہر the deal. It shows vulnerability. If looking at the eyes for a while and the person looks away, آپ know he/ she is lying.
2) Eyes are situated to the right

•Demonstrates that the person is “creating” an event to cover up what he/she has done. The person is thinking on the spot so it is a good time to counter attack the lie with a kick!
3) Changing the topic right away

•If the person is trying to drag the conversation یا keeps diverting the topic towards something totally different,...
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posted by _ColorBlind_
Hey..

So, 

Remember me? Of course آپ don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights پہلے and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate writing skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? مزید like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

BUT HAY. 
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I feel your hands in my hair.
I feel your breath on my neck.
I feel your body pressed so close to mine.
I feel your lips on my throat.
I feel your hands اقدام to my back and your lips work their way up to mine.
I feel آپ and I love it.

I hear آپ say آپ love me.
I hear آپ whisper my name.
I hear آپ tell me I'm the only one for you.
I hear your breath in my ear.
I hear your soft snores as I fall asleep.
I hear آپ and I love it.

I see آپ as I run into your arms.
I see your face break through my world of darkness.
I see آپ fight away my fears.
I see آپ wipe away my tears.
I see you're in love with me.
I...
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when a girl is quiet a million things are running thru her mind.
when a girl is not arguing she is thinking deeply.
when a girl looks at آپ with wondering eyes she is wondering how long آپ will be around.
when a girl says 'im fine' after a few سیکنڈ she is not okay.
when a girl stares at آپ she is wondering why you're lying.
when a girl rests her head on your chest she wants آپ to be her's forever.
when a girl wants to see آپ everyday she wants to be pampered.
when a girl says 'i love you' she means it.
when a girl says 'i miss you' no one misses آپ more.
life only comes around once so make...
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posted by girsmurf22
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i am petting my kitty.



my kitty is soft and FLUFFAHH!!!!!


oh crap my cat just scratched me.


i'm suffering in pain.


now i'm screaming.


now i'm in the hospital.




now i'm dying.

NOW I'M DEAD.


and thinking about my FLUFFAAAAAAYYYYY KITTY.


AND NOW............huh,i don't know what i'm doing.




THE END...................................................but not for
MY KITTY...................
 i'm gonna whoop your پچھواڑے, گدا
i'm gonna whoop your ass
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ill go dig a hole and jump in it
یا will i =3=
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trololololol =3=
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derp de derp derp derp de derp =3=
and ze vorld vill never know =3= Dr Albert Wily
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