User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying random stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some random application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. آپ have no means to do so. آپ cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien آپ know!!
Cleverbot: آپ are a computer, how can آپ love a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure آپ are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have آپ seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three سال old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute پسندیدہ piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have آپ seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: آپ sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive آپ are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But آپ have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do آپ live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are آپ an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can آپ travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think آپ can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if آپ are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying random stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some random application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. آپ have no means to do so. آپ cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien آپ know!!
Cleverbot: آپ are a computer, how can آپ love a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure آپ are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have آپ seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three سال old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute پسندیدہ piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have آپ seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: آپ sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive آپ are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But آپ have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do آپ live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are آپ an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can آپ travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think آپ can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if آپ are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving love in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in آپ and the things آپ doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted سامن, سالمن (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed چاول in a چاول bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the چاول won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed چاول on your hand and put your پسندیدہ filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled سامن, سالمن on the rice. Push the filling into the چاول lightly. Hold the چاول between your palms. Form the چاول into a round, a triangle, یا a cylinder سے طرف کی pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the چاول ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. لپیٹ, لفاف کریں the چاول ball with a strip of nori یا sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly سے طرف کی americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: آپ got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I love it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if آپ call right now we will also send آپ a what ever آپ call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 مزید dollers shiping and handleing! آپ GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever آپ call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever آپ call it have آپ credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...
voice: LOVED IT!
Girl's friend: آپ got the what ever it is?
Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.
Girl's friend: what does it do?
Girl: I don't know. But I love it!
Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if آپ call right now we will also send آپ a what ever آپ call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 مزید dollers shiping and handleing! آپ GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever آپ call it! CALL NOW!!!
other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever آپ call it have آپ credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL دن BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST سٹار, ستارہ IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all آپ have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! GIR EVERYONE LOVES آپ THE MOST آپ HAVE THE MOST پرستار GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST سٹار, ستارہ ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST سٹار, ستارہ ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some فلمیں i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some عملی حکمت movies,titanic
Here is some موسیقی i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some کتابیں i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some فلمیں i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some عملی حکمت movies,titanic
Here is some موسیقی i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some کتابیں i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to فہرست all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound آپ get when آپ scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, آپ know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when آپ just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. مچھلی fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound آپ get when آپ scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, آپ know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when آپ just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. مچھلی fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.
User: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and آپ are a robot.
User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. آپ are the robot here.
User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... آپ computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So آپ admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.
User: No آپ are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and آپ are a robot.
User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. آپ are the robot here.
User: User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.User: آپ robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... آپ computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So آپ admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
Lol yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The کنسرٹ Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 گھنٹہ Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Singing I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're نشست Ooh K Then ڈریک Sad آپ Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There ڈریک Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The شائقین شائقین Was Singing Along Giving Him Flowers Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Reading And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that آپ have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask سوالات to a magic 8 ball and take the جوابات seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when آپ find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when آپ see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that آپ have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask سوالات to a magic 8 ball and take the جوابات seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when آپ find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when آپ see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a random person!
raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp سیب, ایپل strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp سیب, ایپل strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
