Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a لیٹش, کاہو کے پتّے but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a لیٹش, کاہو کے پتّے but is not a لیٹش, کاہو کے پتّے and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)
Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)
Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)
Why did the boy go to the doctors? (He was sick)
Why did the girl go to the doctors? (She thought the doctor was good looking)
Why did the boys swim across the pool? (To get to the other side)
Why did the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was pretty)
Why didn’t the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was ugly)
Why did the girl look at the boy? (Because he had taken her jumper)
Why did the bomb explode? (Because that’s what bombs do)
Whats green and looks like a لیٹش, کاہو کے پتّے but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a لیٹش, کاہو کے پتّے but is not a لیٹش, کاہو کے پتّے and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)
Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)
Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)
Why did the boy go to the doctors? (He was sick)
Why did the girl go to the doctors? (She thought the doctor was good looking)
Why did the boys swim across the pool? (To get to the other side)
Why did the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was pretty)
Why didn’t the boy look at the girl? (He thought she was ugly)
Why did the girl look at the boy? (Because he had taken her jumper)
Why did the bomb explode? (Because that’s what bombs do)
1.I got stabbed سے طرف کی a freaking spoon!
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I مککا, عجیب الخلقت boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet آپ Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy برداشت, ریچھ is staring at me.
2.OMG!A purple sock!
3.I مککا, عجیب الخلقت boxes!
4.Oh,shit,shake that grass!
5.Who ate all the مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter!
6.If I ever get the chance to meet wiL Francis,I'm going to ask to touch his wenis.
7.I bet آپ Gerard Way was a player as a baby.
8.I laughed at the orgasm
9.Gerard Way and wiL Francis are the same freaking person!
10.The obsession with death becomes a way life.
11.I have a blood fetish
12.Holy cannibal cupcakes!
13.Edward Cullen is a sparkling gay fairy.
14.THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
15.The cow goes meow
16.I could live off of mac and cheese!
17.I would totally burn a church.
18.Don't touch my bruise!
19.But M&M's are my friends
20.Mommy!The teddy برداشت, ریچھ is staring at me.
Tonight آپ go on a murder spree.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that آپ won't kill me.
آپ buy weapons and guns.
آپ are certainly hooked.
آپ go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the bones are torn.
آپ cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
آپ may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But آپ should not go a-killing.
آپ like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No مزید talking, no مزید beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a سال now,
آپ have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
It happens every week.
I'm hoping that آپ won't kill me.
آپ buy weapons and guns.
آپ are certainly hooked.
آپ go crazy when your victim runs.
Once the bones are torn.
آپ cannot turn back.
I hate to say a war is born.
آپ may think it's a-thrilling,
To end so many lives.
But آپ should not go a-killing.
آپ like it when your victims go jumping,
They give out loud hollers.
But you'll soon come to nothing.
Your stopping people from eating,
This trouble needs to stop.
No مزید talking, no مزید beating.
I know this will not cease,
It has been a سال now,
آپ have become a beast.
My friend, my friend.
here u go
1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the سب, سب سے اوپر of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the دکان has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the دکان
if آپ have done one یا مزید of these tips آپ should have benn تخت out
have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the سب, سب سے اوپر of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the دکان has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the دکان
if آپ have done one یا مزید of these tips آپ should have benn تخت out
have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
