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posted by slytherin360
Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of آپ just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name ٹیگز to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open سے طرف کی themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call آپ Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until آپ hear the penny آپ dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a ٹھنڈے, کولر that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and اقدام to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a مزید suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
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posted by nmdis
"Everything You're Not"


I've been bruised and I've been broken
Can't believe that I have put up with all this pain
I've been used and I was choking on the promise
I would never fall again

I used to sing to your twisted symphony
The words that had me trapped inside your misery
But now I know
The reason why I couldn't breathe

'Cause all I want is everything you're not
So go ahead and slam the door
'Cause آپ can't shut me out
And no I don't, I don't care what آپ say
'Cause all I really, all I really want
Is everything you're not

Never gonna break my دل again
Everything you're not...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
The moment آپ took your life
I felt mine ended too.
If I could only turn back time
there’s so much I would undo.

I didn’t see the warning signs.
آپ held them deep inside.
Struggles آپ were going through
آپ did so well to hide.

I’m left with guilt and sorrow,
and confusion as to why
آپ didn’t tell me of your pain
and felt آپ had to die.

The Sadness of the sight was just to much to bare
And now its me lying here
Cold,Crimson and Dead

آپ will never know how I feel inside,
The pain that still resides,
Happiness was once in my life,
Those days have long since ceased.
posted by holly-cow-noooo
Crying

I know I promised I'd never make آپ cry;
I know it hurts but please dry your eyes.

I will give to آپ whatever آپ need;
A hug, a kiss, just tells me please.

To see آپ cry is a terrible sight;
Just let me love آپ and I'll hold آپ tight.

I'll do anything آپ want to make آپ proud;
I'll climb the highest peak and yell your name aloud.

I love آپ to much to see آپ cry;
Please sweetheart don't say goodbye.

Don't push me away I must stay near;
To gently wipe away your tears.

If we must truly say goodbye;
One مزید time just close your eyes.

And let us share one final kiss;
For آپ are the love, I will forever miss.
posted by invadercalliope
I hope آپ enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and آپ failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail آپ out of jail, a best friend will be sitting اگلے to آپ saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the ساحل like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made آپ smile
8:Clear as a گھنٹی, بیل my nody کہا "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on یا off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to دکھائیں the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of آپ just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name ٹیگز to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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