آپ can read it in the papers
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But آپ wouldn't tell no one
Your پسندیدہ if آپ could
From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes آپ would
Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
آپ call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright
آپ can't start a آگ کے, آگ without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
آپ can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh
Where آپ look آپ can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
So آپ play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till you're caught, yeah you're caught
So you'll say, ارے that آپ had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or
Handsome, آپ won't talk, no
So آپ telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
آپ know there's no prescription
Gonna wipe this one away, hey
آپ can't start a آگ کے, آگ without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
آپ can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease
Love is a social disease
Let the boys دکھائیں آپ baby
She’s so full of high grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double D's
Now آپ know for sure, she knows the cure
To make any blind man see
آپ can't start a آگ کے, آگ without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee, yeah
آپ can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh
آپ can't start a آگ کے, آگ without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
آپ can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease baby
Love is a social disease uh-huh, alright
Nothing a shot can’t cure
In some places it comes in thirty-two flavors
But آپ wouldn't tell no one
Your پسندیدہ if آپ could
From the White House to the alleys
From the President down to Long Tall Sally
Can't live with it but
You'll die without it, yes آپ would
Senorita’s in the kitchen
She's a fistful of dynamite
آپ call 911 but you
Can't stop the fun tonight, it's alright
آپ can't start a آگ کے, آگ without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
آپ can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh
Where آپ look آپ can find it
Try to run but you're always behind it
So آپ play hide and seek like a blind kid
Till you're caught, yeah you're caught
So you'll say, ارے that آپ had some
But they took it and held it for ransom
Were they tall, dark, skinny or
Handsome, آپ won't talk, no
So آپ telephone your doctor
Just to see what pill to take
آپ know there's no prescription
Gonna wipe this one away, hey
آپ can't start a آگ کے, آگ without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
آپ can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease
Love is a social disease
Let the boys دکھائیں آپ baby
She’s so full of high grade octane
She could run the bullet train on 38 double D's
Now آپ know for sure, she knows the cure
To make any blind man see
آپ can't start a آگ کے, آگ without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee, yeah
آپ can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease, uh-huh
آپ can't start a آگ کے, آگ without a spark
But there's something that I guarantee
آپ can't hide when infection starts
Because love is a social disease
Love is a social disease baby
Love is a social disease uh-huh, alright
Nothing a shot can’t cure
Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the اگلے on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't آپ take a نشست and I will get آپ something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the فہرست and removed his name from the سب, سب سے اوپر of the فہرست and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he کہا to the guy, "Because آپ have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the فہرست ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much آپ try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the اگلے on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't آپ take a نشست and I will get آپ something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the فہرست and removed his name from the سب, سب سے اوپر of the فہرست and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he کہا to the guy, "Because آپ have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the فہرست ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much آپ try!!
A stoner called the آگ کے, آگ department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"
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I appreciate every single person here, and despite my being very moody at times, I will always care for those who feel the same towards me :D
I noticed that I've been very...unpleasant on Fanpop towards some people, and I apologize for that. All I could say was that I was in the Darkest Time of my life, and it consumed me entirely. But now, that will change >:)
I am me again. I love and respect those who have always been there for me, were kind to me, are my fans, and appreciate each and every one of آپ for the rest of my life :)
I love آپ all! Have a beautiful, wonderful دن :D