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1. Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can آپ fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling پاپ کارن, پوپکارن that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get پاپ کارن, پوپکارن yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit اگلے to آپ because آپ invisible friend already is.
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11. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
12. Use empty chairs اگلے to آپ as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind آپ and see if آپ can hit anyone in the back row.
13. Wear 3d glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effect are.
14. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
15. Bring a remote control. Complain that آپ can’t change the channel.
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16. Sit front row, the منٹ the movie starts run out screaming.
17. Bring a fake arrow and durring the battle scenes yell out "I've been hit!"
18. Bring a ساحل سمندر, بیچ ball. Toss it around.
19. Try to start a wave.
20. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.
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21. Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
22. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, “No profanity!”
23. Sing with the theme music.
24. Bring and use your own air freshener.
25. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, “I’ll have two tickets for the Goonies.”
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26. Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can’t get scraped off.
27. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
28. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
29. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks آپ to turn out the light, yell, “Shh, I’m trying to read!”
30. Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
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31. Look into your پاپ کارن, پوپکارن box and yell "What is that?!"
32. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
33. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, “Ahhh, whiplash!”
34. Ask what the theater’s return policy on پاپ کارن, پوپکارن is.
35. Ask the person at the ticket window, “Do آپ work here?”
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36. Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
37. Quote all dialogue 4 سیکنڈ after it is کہا on the screen.
38. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing “Let’s all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat”
39. Every time there is a gun shot scream, “Hit the floor!”, jump on the floor, and cover your head.
40. Wear one of those “cat in the hat” سب, سب سے اوپر hats.
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41. Get 3 people together and act like آپ are Crow, Tom Servo, and Joel from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
42. Have someone ring آپ during a quiet part and have a conversation
43.Run up to the screen and try to kiss the actor آپ fancy
44. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right اگلے to someone sitting سے طرف کی themself.
45. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
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46. During a love scene, stand up and run to the screen shouting “Hooters!”
47. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
48. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
49. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking.
50. Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting “Get your popcorn, peanuts!”

If آپ have any other ideas feel free to تبصرہ below! :)
Okay so a quick دکھائیں of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal Japan containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, یا at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced سے طرف کی Samuel L. Jackson, موسیقی was done سے طرف کی RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the عملی حکمت itself was animated سے طرف کی Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...
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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored سے طرف کی a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized دستانے, دستانہ weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told آپ if آپ keep falling asleep, their gonna kick آپ outta here"...
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Source: Mine
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards سے طرف کی an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes آپ can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are آپ doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: آپ okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think آپ were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED سے طرف کی A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...
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posted by Canada24
#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist آپ have to believe every quote Hawking ever کہا ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was کہا that...
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So xD Fuck it.


-Raw Chicken
Evolves into Baked Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 1: Fried Chicken.
Alternate Evolution 2: Roasted Chicken
Ultimate Evolution: Gourmet Chicken

-Raw Fish
Alternate Evolutions Include But Not Limited Too The Following: Sushi, Fried Fish, Baked Fish, Grilled Fish, Steamed Fish,
Ultimate Evolution: Ginger-Crusted Onaga

-Bread
Evolves into White Bread
Alternate Evolution 2: Brown Bread
Evolution after White روٹی is chosen: Loaf
Evolution after Brown روٹی is chosen: Biscuit
Ultimate Evolution: Croissant (In Carl's voice)
Ultimate Evolution 2: Nugget in a Biscuit

-Apple
Alternate Evolutions:...
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Source: Sweet photography پرستار art سے طرف کی me - KanonKyu
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, دکھانا Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 میگنم, ماگنم as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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Source: Mountain Hike پیپر وال
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Source: scotch-egg.JPG
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posted by TheMagicLoki
کچھی سینڈوچ has returned! I mean, technically, I گیا کیا پوسٹ the last one 2 days ago, but since that's 5 days after I meant to have it done, the کچھی Sandwiches are returning to schedule. Hopefully forever. Anyways, it's TV دکھائیں week, and since no TV دکھائیں suggestions have been made thus far, I picked my own پسندیدہ show, Arrow! Enjoy! :)
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