1) آپ lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2) آپ have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit سے طرف کی the toilet seat.
6) آپ sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9) آپ can focus better with one eye closed.
10) The car park seems to have moved while آپ were in the pub.
11) آپ fall off the floor.
12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!
13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.
15) آپ wake up in the bath with your clothes on.
16) The whole pub stands up and says "hi" when آپ come in.
17) آپ think the four basic food groups are caffine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18) Every night you're beginning to find your cat مزید and مزید attractive.
19) آپ don't recognize your partner unless آپ see her through the bottom of a glass.
20) That damned گلابی ہاتھی followed آپ ہوم again.
2) آپ have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) The back of your head keeps getting hit سے طرف کی the toilet seat.
6) آپ sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
9) آپ can focus better with one eye closed.
10) The car park seems to have moved while آپ were in the pub.
11) آپ fall off the floor.
12) Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a hamburger, screw dinner!
13) Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
14) Your idea of cutting back is to cut out the peanuts.
15) آپ wake up in the bath with your clothes on.
16) The whole pub stands up and says "hi" when آپ come in.
17) آپ think the four basic food groups are caffine, nicotine, alcohol and women.
18) Every night you're beginning to find your cat مزید and مزید attractive.
19) آپ don't recognize your partner unless آپ see her through the bottom of a glass.
20) That damned گلابی ہاتھی followed آپ ہوم again.