~A/N~ I want to give half credit for this to DaveAndJohn we had the idea together o3o love یو, ی fellow homestuckie. And I also want to thank vampirer04 for helping me when I was stuck and couldn’t get ahold of DaveAndJohn. Thanks so much to both of you. FYI all the povs are at different places –in school unless کہا otherwise- and different times –unless they are connected to another pov stories-
(Mituna’s POV)
It felt weird doing this to my little brother, but Sollux had it coming. I had walked in with a bucket and threw the content inside on him. Sollux sat up soaked, “Mituna what the fuck?!” I fell on my پچھواڑے, گدا laughing. “Boobyeah Thollux!” I laughed. “What are آپ even doing with a thupid bucket?” Sollux asked stripping of his wet clothes. “I…I don’t know Thollux..I…ugh!” I started getting upset. “Calm down Mituna. We have thcool today I don’t want آپ to have already had a thpazz attack” Sollux said. “Fine” I sighed. I looked down at my school uniform. “Do we have to wear these?” I whined to Sollux. “Yeth Mituna, آپ have to wear the thcool uniform” He کہا pulling the mustard blood sweater vest representing his blood colour down. “But…it itcheth Thollux” I whined again scratching my stomach. “You’ll get uthed to it” He کہا grabbing the bottom of my شرٹ, قمیض and pulled it down. “Your stomach ithn’t a thing آپ thould be thowing of to the world” He remarked grabbing his bag and flinging it over his shoulder. I grabbed my bag and did as Sollux did, but continued scratching at the places that itched. “I can already tell your firtht دن at thcool wont be the betht” Sollux کہا grabbing my wrist and pulling me along as I started to wander around. “I’m thorry” I frowned. “Don’t be Mituna, it’th okay” He کہا pulling me close to him and hugging me.
When we got to school a boy with nubby horns and a red uniform ran up to Sollux and hugged him. “Thith ith unuthual for آپ KK” Sollux says. “Well I have Kankri on my ass, so save me” The boy wrapped his arms around Sollux and pressed his lips. ANOTHER boy with nubby horns and a red uniform walked up, his arms crossed, his face turned into a scowl. “Karkat, don’t آپ think someone could find this triggering? آپ cannot, and I mean CANNOT walk up and kiss a troll in front of everyone like this,” The other troll sank to his knees holding onto Sollux’s shirt, “for once, think about other people before you.” “Finally آپ stopped damnit!” The smaller troll shouted. “Karkat-“ “I’m done!!” Karkat shouted throwing his hands into the air. “And who are you?” Kankri asked. “I’m Mituna” I کہا smiling, finally someone recognized me, یا at least saw me standing awkwardly beside my younger brother. “Sup motherfuckers, I though I heard the little one yell” A high indigo blood and what looked like his older brother came walking down the hall.
“Highblood?” I asked. “It’th okai Mituna, it’th jutht Gamzee and Kurloz, they’re our friendth” Sollux کہا still holding onto Karkat. The taller one smiled. “But Thollux, I don’t know who ith who” I کہا looking between both of them. “I’m Gamzee,” The shorter on said, “and this mute motherfucker right here is Kurloz.” “Hello” He signed. I waved shyly. “You shy motherfucker?” He signed. “N-No! I’m jutht…new here…and..oh..!” I was getting upset again. “Mituna calm down” Sollux said, letting go of Karkat. “I…no..i can’t do this.. shit!” I ran out of the building my hands clasped to the sides of my helmet. “Damnit Mituna!” I heard Sollux yell. A blue and red بادل surrounded me picking me up, causing my ہیلمیٹ to fall off my head without my notice. “Thollux let me down!” I yelped in shock. “Only if آپ promith to behave” He کہا getting tired. سے طرف کی that time everyone in the حالیہ group was outside watching the both of us. “Fine, jutht let me down pleathe!” i begged. He brought me closer to the building and dropped me in Kurloz’s arms. He puts me down and signs something to quick for me to understand. “What?” I asked almost idiotically. He slowed his hands down. “I’m sorry” He signed. “Don’t be” I کہا hugging him like Sollux did to me earlier. I was just tall enough to see over his shoulder, which I nuzzled with my nose. He patted my head that’s when I realized, I didn’t have my helmet. I pulled away from him searching my head for my helmet, seeing if it shrunk and got stuck in my curly hair, it didn’t. “My helmet! Where ith it?!” I asked frantically. Sollux walked up to me and put it on my head, I calmed down and sighed in relief. “Thankth Thollux, and آپ too” I smiled at Kurloz.
(Dave’s POV)
We were walking back to my locker, Rose and I, God knows where Harley and Egbert are. “But as I کہا your grades are lowering in class Dave, don’t آپ care?” Rose asked as I opened my locker getting my things.”Of course I care, because if my grades are low I’ll get smuppet پچھواڑے, گدا in my face” I said. “Are آپ being ‘ironic’ again?” Rose asked. “Totally, a cool kid like me not being ironic? I can’t wait to see the day, just like one دن bro is going to take over the world” I کہا shutting my locker and leaning against it. “Hey guys!” Harley exclaimed dragging John with her. “Hey Egbert” I said. “Hey cool kid” He retorted opening his locker placed اگلے to mine. “Hey Egbert, do آپ have plans?” I asked. “First, would آپ stop calling me سے طرف کی my last name, and سیکنڈ no why?” He کہا shutting his locker looking at me over the سب, سب سے اوپر of his glasses. “I wanted to know if آپ wanted to hang at my place, y’know, for ironic purposes” I shrugged. John looked at Rose and Jade who were busy whispering and giggling. “You know what? Fine, for your ironic purposes” John کہا walking off to his اگلے class. “Wait for me John!” Jade yelled almost tripping on her long uniform skirt. “Is Egbert wearing a girls uniform?” I asked Rose. “It seems he is” She squinted her eyes as if to get a better look. “Well history awaits, don’t want to be late, like everyone the class is about” I کہا walking the opposite direction from Rose.
The rest of the دن I couldn’t shake the image of John in a سکرٹ, گھیرنا that tiny from my head. I would see him walking down the hall, his small child-like butt wiggling from side to side as he walked, me behind him getting the best view, also shielding others from seeing my treasure. “-Dave” The mention of my name knocked me out of my daydream. “Yes?” I asked leaning back in my chair. “Might آپ want to go?” The teacher asked looking at me. I looked around and everybody gone. “Well a cool kid like me should be fashionably late shouldn’t he?” I asked locking my hands together behind my head as a rest. “Dave?” Harley asked walking into class early, of course dragging John around. “I was just leaving” I کہا sitting upright and grabbing my bag. “Rose is in the hall looking for آپ hot shot” John said. “Says the on in the skirt” I کہا back. He face turned red. “It’s not my fault” He کہا with a frown. Before I could apologize, the cool way of course, Rose had dragged me out and to my اگلے class, which I was fashionably late for.
***Le time skip!***
John was pestering me on pesterchum saying he was on his way to my apartment. I decided to make some sick beats and a rap to go with them. Not much later bro told me my ‘friend’ was here. “Hey dude” I کہا opening the door, he was still in his uniform, I just threw on some clothes. “Hey” He کہا looking shyly at the ground. “Hey dude, what’s wrong?” I asked walking out the door, shutting it behind me. “Well, I’ve never been to your apartment before, and it’s only us” He کہا looking up his cheeks a slight pink. “Nah bro is here, probably hanging with Lil Cal” I کہا looking back at the door. “Oh” For a سیکنڈ it looked like his cheeks grew a darker shade of pink. I put my hands on his shoulders using my thumbs to force his face up to look at me. “D-Dave? Wh-what are y-“ I shut him up the only natural way I could think. I kissed him. His face grew hot, I could tell he wasn’t comfortable, but soon he relaxed. What shocked me was what he did after that, he kissed me back مزید forceful than I was doing to him. I know I was only trying to shut him up but, I was liking this. The wind the picked up, fluttering John’s skirt. He pulled away and was trying to keep it down. I grabbed his arm and pulled him into another kiss, grabbing his ass. John worked his hands into my شرٹ, قمیض and rested them on my bare chest. I walked backwards with John, not breaking the kiss, leaning on the door. The door opened behind me, causing me to fall, and bring John down with me. “Uncool bro” I کہا rubbing my head I hit on the ground. “So this is what آپ meant by, ‘ironic purposes’ ?” John asked.
(Nepeta’s POV)
“Equius!” I smiled cutely, pouncing into his back. “Ah Nepeta, how nice to see you” He کہا sounding completely unaffected. “You too Equius” I کہا jumping off his back. “Hey, Equius?” I کہا in and asking manner. “Yes Nepeta?” He asked in reply closing his locker and looking down at me. He towered over me, but I didn’t feel fear, he was strong, but also a softy when it came to me. “How do آپ feel about me?” I asked wanting to know how he felt towards me before I told him I felt red for him. “Well you’re, absolutely amazing” He کہا using the word amazing to please me. “And you’re absolutely purrfect,” I smiled, “in fact so purrfect, I would like to ask آپ to be my matesprite.” He just stared at me. “N-Nepeta, I’m sorry I like آپ I really do, but not in a matesprite way” He said. “So that’s a no even afurter all the time we spent together?” I asked getting tears in my eyes. “I’m sorry Nepeta” He کہا hugging me. “No!” I yelped pushing him away from me running off.
My tears clouded my vision and before I knew it I ran into someone sending us both onto the ground. I wiped my tears, “I’m so sorry.” Nepeta..are آپ okay?” It was Eridan. “Eridan?” I asked my cheeks flushing green. “Are آپ okay?” He asked again. I sat up, “Fine.” He held the back of my head up. He kissed my forehead than stood up extending his hand out to help me up. “Th-thank آپ very much” I کہا taking his hand. “I would wish to see آپ again” He کہا his cheeks turning violet. “Where?” I smiled. “Would آپ like to see a movie sometime?” He asked. “Sounds purrfect!” I smiled. He smiled at my reaction. We کہا goodbye and went our separate ways. The rest of that دن I felt happy.
(Sollux’s POV)
“Tho you’re going to ‘hang out’ with Karkat?” Mituna asked sitting on the edge of his بستر watching me closely. “Yeth I am, have a problem with it Mituna?” I asked. “Problem? Not at all Thollux, I juth want thomething from you” He said. “A good-bye kith?” I asked sarcastically. “Not originally,” He smiled with his canines دکھانا , “but now yeth, I do.” “Then what did آپ want originally?” I asked sitting on my bed. His smiled grew wider, “Honey!” I sighed with a smile. Mituna was like the younger one, even though he’s two whole sweeps older than me. I gave Mituna honey and kissed his forehead goodbye, walked out the door, and was headed to Karkat’s hive.
I knocked on the door, ignoring the fact Karkat gave me a key and told me to just come in whenever I felt. The door opened and I was pulled in and brought into a kiss. “I’ve been thinking..” Karkat muttered between kisses. “What have آپ been thinking?” I asked pulling away, a line of spit connecting us. “Do آپ know of the human ways of pailing?” Karkat asked. “Yeth, thex” I کہا with a nod and a smirk spreaping across my lips. “Well..-“ “Are آپ athking me to fuck آپ KK?” I cut him off. “Yes, I am” he کہا nuzzling my neck. I grabbed his horn earning a moan from his lips. “Is Kankri home?” I asked. “Yes” Karkat کہا moaning as I rubbed his horn. “Good” I کہا licking his horn. “Sollux..” He moaned louder than the other times. I wrapped a hand around his waist and pulled him close, close enough I could feel his bulge writing around in his pants. This feeling caused mine to do the same.
I began to rub his horn again and licked his lips asking for entrance. He sucked my lower lip then kissed me granting my wished. Our tongues fought for dominance between our mouths. I pushed him down on the سوفی, لٹانا in the other room. I hovered above him teasing him, my knee between his legs pushed up to his aching bulge. “I..hate..you” He کہا breathing heavily through his pleasure. “I know آپ do” I کہا kissing again. “Ahem” Kankri cleared his throat his arms crossed behind us. “Hey bigger KK” I said. “I would rather آپ two not pail in this house” Kankri said. “Why, because it might trigger you?” Karkat asked. “That’s exactly why younger brother. And the simple fact to see آپ two pail in this hive is unbearable” Kankri said. “You’re unbearable” Karkat کہا throwing a تکیا at his older brother. “If آپ want to be like that, Sollux can go home” Kankri کہا completely calm. “Oh no! Not my poor baby, he کہا your name” Karkat کہا to me wrapping his arms around my neck kissing me then letting go. I went ہوم to find Mituna on the floor in our room, completely unresponsive, and not moving یا breathing. “Mituna?!?” I yelled running to his side.
(Mituna’s POV)
It felt weird doing this to my little brother, but Sollux had it coming. I had walked in with a bucket and threw the content inside on him. Sollux sat up soaked, “Mituna what the fuck?!” I fell on my پچھواڑے, گدا laughing. “Boobyeah Thollux!” I laughed. “What are آپ even doing with a thupid bucket?” Sollux asked stripping of his wet clothes. “I…I don’t know Thollux..I…ugh!” I started getting upset. “Calm down Mituna. We have thcool today I don’t want آپ to have already had a thpazz attack” Sollux said. “Fine” I sighed. I looked down at my school uniform. “Do we have to wear these?” I whined to Sollux. “Yeth Mituna, آپ have to wear the thcool uniform” He کہا pulling the mustard blood sweater vest representing his blood colour down. “But…it itcheth Thollux” I whined again scratching my stomach. “You’ll get uthed to it” He کہا grabbing the bottom of my شرٹ, قمیض and pulled it down. “Your stomach ithn’t a thing آپ thould be thowing of to the world” He remarked grabbing his bag and flinging it over his shoulder. I grabbed my bag and did as Sollux did, but continued scratching at the places that itched. “I can already tell your firtht دن at thcool wont be the betht” Sollux کہا grabbing my wrist and pulling me along as I started to wander around. “I’m thorry” I frowned. “Don’t be Mituna, it’th okay” He کہا pulling me close to him and hugging me.
When we got to school a boy with nubby horns and a red uniform ran up to Sollux and hugged him. “Thith ith unuthual for آپ KK” Sollux says. “Well I have Kankri on my ass, so save me” The boy wrapped his arms around Sollux and pressed his lips. ANOTHER boy with nubby horns and a red uniform walked up, his arms crossed, his face turned into a scowl. “Karkat, don’t آپ think someone could find this triggering? آپ cannot, and I mean CANNOT walk up and kiss a troll in front of everyone like this,” The other troll sank to his knees holding onto Sollux’s shirt, “for once, think about other people before you.” “Finally آپ stopped damnit!” The smaller troll shouted. “Karkat-“ “I’m done!!” Karkat shouted throwing his hands into the air. “And who are you?” Kankri asked. “I’m Mituna” I کہا smiling, finally someone recognized me, یا at least saw me standing awkwardly beside my younger brother. “Sup motherfuckers, I though I heard the little one yell” A high indigo blood and what looked like his older brother came walking down the hall.
“Highblood?” I asked. “It’th okai Mituna, it’th jutht Gamzee and Kurloz, they’re our friendth” Sollux کہا still holding onto Karkat. The taller one smiled. “But Thollux, I don’t know who ith who” I کہا looking between both of them. “I’m Gamzee,” The shorter on said, “and this mute motherfucker right here is Kurloz.” “Hello” He signed. I waved shyly. “You shy motherfucker?” He signed. “N-No! I’m jutht…new here…and..oh..!” I was getting upset again. “Mituna calm down” Sollux said, letting go of Karkat. “I…no..i can’t do this.. shit!” I ran out of the building my hands clasped to the sides of my helmet. “Damnit Mituna!” I heard Sollux yell. A blue and red بادل surrounded me picking me up, causing my ہیلمیٹ to fall off my head without my notice. “Thollux let me down!” I yelped in shock. “Only if آپ promith to behave” He کہا getting tired. سے طرف کی that time everyone in the حالیہ group was outside watching the both of us. “Fine, jutht let me down pleathe!” i begged. He brought me closer to the building and dropped me in Kurloz’s arms. He puts me down and signs something to quick for me to understand. “What?” I asked almost idiotically. He slowed his hands down. “I’m sorry” He signed. “Don’t be” I کہا hugging him like Sollux did to me earlier. I was just tall enough to see over his shoulder, which I nuzzled with my nose. He patted my head that’s when I realized, I didn’t have my helmet. I pulled away from him searching my head for my helmet, seeing if it shrunk and got stuck in my curly hair, it didn’t. “My helmet! Where ith it?!” I asked frantically. Sollux walked up to me and put it on my head, I calmed down and sighed in relief. “Thankth Thollux, and آپ too” I smiled at Kurloz.
(Dave’s POV)
We were walking back to my locker, Rose and I, God knows where Harley and Egbert are. “But as I کہا your grades are lowering in class Dave, don’t آپ care?” Rose asked as I opened my locker getting my things.”Of course I care, because if my grades are low I’ll get smuppet پچھواڑے, گدا in my face” I said. “Are آپ being ‘ironic’ again?” Rose asked. “Totally, a cool kid like me not being ironic? I can’t wait to see the day, just like one دن bro is going to take over the world” I کہا shutting my locker and leaning against it. “Hey guys!” Harley exclaimed dragging John with her. “Hey Egbert” I said. “Hey cool kid” He retorted opening his locker placed اگلے to mine. “Hey Egbert, do آپ have plans?” I asked. “First, would آپ stop calling me سے طرف کی my last name, and سیکنڈ no why?” He کہا shutting his locker looking at me over the سب, سب سے اوپر of his glasses. “I wanted to know if آپ wanted to hang at my place, y’know, for ironic purposes” I shrugged. John looked at Rose and Jade who were busy whispering and giggling. “You know what? Fine, for your ironic purposes” John کہا walking off to his اگلے class. “Wait for me John!” Jade yelled almost tripping on her long uniform skirt. “Is Egbert wearing a girls uniform?” I asked Rose. “It seems he is” She squinted her eyes as if to get a better look. “Well history awaits, don’t want to be late, like everyone the class is about” I کہا walking the opposite direction from Rose.
The rest of the دن I couldn’t shake the image of John in a سکرٹ, گھیرنا that tiny from my head. I would see him walking down the hall, his small child-like butt wiggling from side to side as he walked, me behind him getting the best view, also shielding others from seeing my treasure. “-Dave” The mention of my name knocked me out of my daydream. “Yes?” I asked leaning back in my chair. “Might آپ want to go?” The teacher asked looking at me. I looked around and everybody gone. “Well a cool kid like me should be fashionably late shouldn’t he?” I asked locking my hands together behind my head as a rest. “Dave?” Harley asked walking into class early, of course dragging John around. “I was just leaving” I کہا sitting upright and grabbing my bag. “Rose is in the hall looking for آپ hot shot” John said. “Says the on in the skirt” I کہا back. He face turned red. “It’s not my fault” He کہا with a frown. Before I could apologize, the cool way of course, Rose had dragged me out and to my اگلے class, which I was fashionably late for.
***Le time skip!***
John was pestering me on pesterchum saying he was on his way to my apartment. I decided to make some sick beats and a rap to go with them. Not much later bro told me my ‘friend’ was here. “Hey dude” I کہا opening the door, he was still in his uniform, I just threw on some clothes. “Hey” He کہا looking shyly at the ground. “Hey dude, what’s wrong?” I asked walking out the door, shutting it behind me. “Well, I’ve never been to your apartment before, and it’s only us” He کہا looking up his cheeks a slight pink. “Nah bro is here, probably hanging with Lil Cal” I کہا looking back at the door. “Oh” For a سیکنڈ it looked like his cheeks grew a darker shade of pink. I put my hands on his shoulders using my thumbs to force his face up to look at me. “D-Dave? Wh-what are y-“ I shut him up the only natural way I could think. I kissed him. His face grew hot, I could tell he wasn’t comfortable, but soon he relaxed. What shocked me was what he did after that, he kissed me back مزید forceful than I was doing to him. I know I was only trying to shut him up but, I was liking this. The wind the picked up, fluttering John’s skirt. He pulled away and was trying to keep it down. I grabbed his arm and pulled him into another kiss, grabbing his ass. John worked his hands into my شرٹ, قمیض and rested them on my bare chest. I walked backwards with John, not breaking the kiss, leaning on the door. The door opened behind me, causing me to fall, and bring John down with me. “Uncool bro” I کہا rubbing my head I hit on the ground. “So this is what آپ meant by, ‘ironic purposes’ ?” John asked.
(Nepeta’s POV)
“Equius!” I smiled cutely, pouncing into his back. “Ah Nepeta, how nice to see you” He کہا sounding completely unaffected. “You too Equius” I کہا jumping off his back. “Hey, Equius?” I کہا in and asking manner. “Yes Nepeta?” He asked in reply closing his locker and looking down at me. He towered over me, but I didn’t feel fear, he was strong, but also a softy when it came to me. “How do آپ feel about me?” I asked wanting to know how he felt towards me before I told him I felt red for him. “Well you’re, absolutely amazing” He کہا using the word amazing to please me. “And you’re absolutely purrfect,” I smiled, “in fact so purrfect, I would like to ask آپ to be my matesprite.” He just stared at me. “N-Nepeta, I’m sorry I like آپ I really do, but not in a matesprite way” He said. “So that’s a no even afurter all the time we spent together?” I asked getting tears in my eyes. “I’m sorry Nepeta” He کہا hugging me. “No!” I yelped pushing him away from me running off.
My tears clouded my vision and before I knew it I ran into someone sending us both onto the ground. I wiped my tears, “I’m so sorry.” Nepeta..are آپ okay?” It was Eridan. “Eridan?” I asked my cheeks flushing green. “Are آپ okay?” He asked again. I sat up, “Fine.” He held the back of my head up. He kissed my forehead than stood up extending his hand out to help me up. “Th-thank آپ very much” I کہا taking his hand. “I would wish to see آپ again” He کہا his cheeks turning violet. “Where?” I smiled. “Would آپ like to see a movie sometime?” He asked. “Sounds purrfect!” I smiled. He smiled at my reaction. We کہا goodbye and went our separate ways. The rest of that دن I felt happy.
(Sollux’s POV)
“Tho you’re going to ‘hang out’ with Karkat?” Mituna asked sitting on the edge of his بستر watching me closely. “Yeth I am, have a problem with it Mituna?” I asked. “Problem? Not at all Thollux, I juth want thomething from you” He said. “A good-bye kith?” I asked sarcastically. “Not originally,” He smiled with his canines دکھانا , “but now yeth, I do.” “Then what did آپ want originally?” I asked sitting on my bed. His smiled grew wider, “Honey!” I sighed with a smile. Mituna was like the younger one, even though he’s two whole sweeps older than me. I gave Mituna honey and kissed his forehead goodbye, walked out the door, and was headed to Karkat’s hive.
I knocked on the door, ignoring the fact Karkat gave me a key and told me to just come in whenever I felt. The door opened and I was pulled in and brought into a kiss. “I’ve been thinking..” Karkat muttered between kisses. “What have آپ been thinking?” I asked pulling away, a line of spit connecting us. “Do آپ know of the human ways of pailing?” Karkat asked. “Yeth, thex” I کہا with a nod and a smirk spreaping across my lips. “Well..-“ “Are آپ athking me to fuck آپ KK?” I cut him off. “Yes, I am” he کہا nuzzling my neck. I grabbed his horn earning a moan from his lips. “Is Kankri home?” I asked. “Yes” Karkat کہا moaning as I rubbed his horn. “Good” I کہا licking his horn. “Sollux..” He moaned louder than the other times. I wrapped a hand around his waist and pulled him close, close enough I could feel his bulge writing around in his pants. This feeling caused mine to do the same.
I began to rub his horn again and licked his lips asking for entrance. He sucked my lower lip then kissed me granting my wished. Our tongues fought for dominance between our mouths. I pushed him down on the سوفی, لٹانا in the other room. I hovered above him teasing him, my knee between his legs pushed up to his aching bulge. “I..hate..you” He کہا breathing heavily through his pleasure. “I know آپ do” I کہا kissing again. “Ahem” Kankri cleared his throat his arms crossed behind us. “Hey bigger KK” I said. “I would rather آپ two not pail in this house” Kankri said. “Why, because it might trigger you?” Karkat asked. “That’s exactly why younger brother. And the simple fact to see آپ two pail in this hive is unbearable” Kankri said. “You’re unbearable” Karkat کہا throwing a تکیا at his older brother. “If آپ want to be like that, Sollux can go home” Kankri کہا completely calm. “Oh no! Not my poor baby, he کہا your name” Karkat کہا to me wrapping his arms around my neck kissing me then letting go. I went ہوم to find Mituna on the floor in our room, completely unresponsive, and not moving یا breathing. “Mituna?!?” I yelled running to his side.
There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one دن he he cme back to school it looked like a normal دن but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal دن but when the گھنٹی, بیل rang for clas he got a 44 آگ کے, آگ arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so آپ let that be a lesson for آپ if آپ had not teased him he would have been fine who knows آپ could have even saved his life.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
کیلا who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
کیلا who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
کیلا who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
مالٹا, نارنگی who?
مالٹا, نارنگی آپ glad I didn't say کیلا again?
Hope آپ had fun!
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
کیلا who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
کیلا who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
کیلا who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
مالٹا, نارنگی who?
مالٹا, نارنگی آپ glad I didn't say کیلا again?
Hope آپ had fun!
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon reading the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and کہا "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet آپ he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do آپ know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.