BOY : I can't leave آپ ...
GIRL : Do آپ love me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did آپ miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were آپ away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw آپ kissing last night?
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say آپ love me! Say آپ love me!
BOY : آپ love me ...
GIRL : If we become engaged will آپ give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Do آپ remember when آپ proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an گھنٹہ ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest گھنٹہ of my life ...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't آپ ever want to improve??
BOY : I love آپ and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
GIRL1: Have آپ ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a تاریخ once? یا was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
BOY : Will آپ come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!
BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!
BOY : Do آپ think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
GIRL : Do آپ love me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did آپ miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were آپ away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw آپ kissing last night?
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say آپ love me! Say آپ love me!
BOY : آپ love me ...
GIRL : If we become engaged will آپ give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Do آپ remember when آپ proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an گھنٹہ ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest گھنٹہ of my life ...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't آپ ever want to improve??
BOY : I love آپ and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
GIRL1: Have آپ ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a تاریخ once? یا was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
BOY : Will آپ come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!
BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!
BOY : Do آپ think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
DEMENTED POEMS
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And دکھائیں me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And آپ love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
دکھائیں me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And نگلنا it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Roses are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Roses are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And دکھائیں me your tits
Roses make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And آپ love it up the shitter
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Roses are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Roses are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Roses are shit
Violets are crap
دکھائیں me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Roses are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And نگلنا it down
Roses are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey