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posted by tamore
 ya know I needed this dumb lil eagle n flag somewhere
ya know I needed this dumb lil eagle n flag somewhere
I fucking love America.

Yeah, that’s right, I love it. In a time when it’s oh so trendy to hate society and all this country’s flaws, I love the United States of America.

And yes, I do acknowledge the flaws. It does suck that there’s still widespread racism and sexism and it sucks that same-sex marriage isn’t nationally recognized. (It also sucks that marijuana isn’t legal everywhere but ya know, I can let that go.)

I love America because I’m free. I love America because I’m free to love it یا I’m free to hate it. I can choose. I can voice my opinions.

I love that it can be funny for people to stand up and say "this country is flawed as hell." I love Jon Stewart and how he can make fun of America and Americans while still loving it/them. It's not blind love but it doesn't have to be to be true. America is flawed, we all know, but that's not going to stop me from loving it.

'Cause look, there are a hell of a lot of people in other countries who don’t have the option to poke fun یا voice opinions – it’s sit down and shut up یا die. Instead, our Constitution protects us and our courts defend us.

And I love America because I believe the spirit of progressivism is alive and kicking. I believe, fully and truly, that things are better than they were and they will continue to get even better.

Look at this chart:



Look at how things have improved and think about how they will improve. That’s the people making those changes, the people opening their minds and gradually becoming مزید accepting. Honestly, I find that a lot مزید impressive (even if not necessarily مزید desirable) than being completely open-minded from start to finish. We are overcoming our shitty biases and opinions. We are stronger than those barriers.

And note, this is coming from a lesbian. I know what discrimination feels like, legally and socially. I hate that when I grow up I want to get married but I also want to live in Pennsylvania, and currently that's not possible. But the thing is, I believe it will be. We've gotten so many victories just in the past ten years that I really don't think it will be long before same-sex marriage is legalized nationwide. Then we can مزید fully tackle issues with trans* people, and keep moving forward, آگے forward. Dissenters are a diminishing minority; we will win.

I also love America because there is upward mobility . When my dad’s father immigrated here he was dirt poor but he put himself through college and became successful. The cards may be against this mobility thanks to the offensively low minimum wage and old-money Republicans fighting programs like welfare and food stamps, but it’s possible if آپ fight for it, if آپ have that American spirit.

So hell yeah I love America. In addition to Big Macs, good music, California and Say Yes To The Dress, we have a history I’m proud of because it is story after story of overcoming adversity and bias. I believe we are currently laying the grounds for even مزید of those stories.

I won't apologize - I'm fuckin' proud to be an American.
"As I was sleeping on the tree, something suddenly tickled me. It wasn't like a تکیا feather یا a back scratcher, but was مزید like a scaley tickle. As I giggled in my sleep, a tight squeeze suddenly brought my attention. As I woke up and looked around, I realized I was being trapped سے طرف کی a large python- a 20 ft long sucker at that!

I had no idea how this snake found me nor did I wanted to know why he caught me. The large seprent suddenly squeezed me tighter and tighter until my face turned dark purple. I was suffocating to my death. It would've been the end of the world for me. Luckly, the...
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This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope آپ all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most random adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who یا what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the ساحل سمندر, بیچ and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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 One of my پسندیدہ book series'.
One of my favorite book series'.
At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that سوال is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad آپ asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all آپ haters of haterz, I just want to tell آپ that THIS IS AN OPINION!...
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American موسیقی Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

آپ can vote for your پسندیدہ on the event webpage here: American موسیقی Awards.
posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope آپ like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first مضمون i put on here so plz تبصرہ , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know آپ amy not understand
but if آپ can
please understand
I see آپ underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would آپ say? take this away
If i told آپ how i feel, would it be real یا is this all fake??

Chourus: your love is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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posted by emilyroxx
 This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write مزید now.
So this random kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone آپ want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I کہا “What?” and she کہا “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those...
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posted by emilyroxx
Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, یا the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of random blog on the Random پرستار page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One دن this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my پسندیدہ games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re اگلے door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...
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5 مزید incredibly random stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and random in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide سے طرف کی zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates آپ , like constantly talking یا doing everything آپ do , well im gonna help آپ deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , آپ can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a تکیا in آپ purse/bag , so if آپ need to scream , scream in the تکیا , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , آپ COULD use them to block that person out , but studies دکھائیں that if that person happens to نگلنا one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
posted by energizerbunny
Anyway I'm back and I had a great time, except when we were on a bus and it was over 100 degrees, it was soooo hot, and after a while people were starting to get ill...but not me, I was laughing at everyone and they were getting mad at me lol


So we finally got at the cabins, the boys got the bigger one but they had مزید people, besides the girls had a much better game room, me and 4 other girls wanted to stay up all night...you could tell that we were sleepy because we were giggling at nothing and jumping at everything lol


I was soo sleepy, I fell asleep on the Pooltable which was surprisingly...
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posted by MovieManiac95
 Are آپ MAD!?
Are You MAD!?
-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????


IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
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If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...
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posted by karpach_13
Random Facts but are They True?



The first couple to be shown in بستر together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every دن مزید money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury




Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.




It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...
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posted by simpleplan
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed سے طرف کی public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be دیا to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored دن for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...
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posted by MissKnowItAll
I am the girl kicked out of her ہوم because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...
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I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure آپ out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in آپ and آپ let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive آپ , its the end
so آپ can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil آپ burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as آپ push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Whenever آپ are اگلے bored, یا feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your میل ای address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' یا 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks آپ to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your ڈیسک and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...
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I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't پرستار anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their پروفائل and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to پرستار someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a پرستار of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my اگلے reason...
If آپ have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to پرستار you.
However, if i can see that you're a پرستار of 'Random' یا 'Harry Potter' یا 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will پرستار آپ back.

On the other hand, if آپ are looking at this thinking that آپ haven't done any of these things, then feel free to پرستار me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A دن dont go سے طرف کی آپ dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF آپ do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta آپ XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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posted by Kanji
آپ turned to see a figure holding your دوستوں lifeless body. آپ screamed and the figure saw آپ and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" آپ screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your دوستوں lifeless body آپ started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then آپ with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else آپ turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" آپ murmured to your self backing up,the guy took آپ سے طرف کی your...
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