1. I'm shamelessly ripping off a مقبول YouTube channel. GREAT START! ;D
2. I waste my life doing crap that nobody reads.
3. What the hell kind of teenager owns a napalm flamethrower? Hell, what else do I have, the Tsar Bomb?
4. I have a strange fetish with capitalizing everything in مضمون titles here on Fanpop. GRAMMAR NAZI!
5. I spam the word Chronological like hell in real life. How many times? Around over 9,000.
6. Resorting to using a مقبول meme? GREAT SCOTT!
7. I don't know why, but sometimes I just try to act cool, when I'm not at all. Maybe I should just stop playing Mortal Kombat and watching Total Drama for a little while.
8. When I'm crazy, I'm downright psychotic. Ren and Stimpy on ووڈکا, شراب psychotic.
9. I can NEVER write a lowercase q. Seriously?
10. Almost every bad fanfiction I've reviewed is just bad porn. PERVERT!
11. I use hand sanitizer as much as the اگلے guy BLINKS.
12. Speaking of blinking, I have a strange fetish for the Pac-Man character Blinky. I don't know, he's just cool to look at for me. Call me a demented moron, but I really can't explain this one.
13. My songs..... They're terrible.
14. That reminds me, after using 3 periods in a sentence to indicate a pause, I ALWAYS capitalize the اگلے word after the few periods. An example is #13.
15. If the world was going to end in 5 minutes, I'd streak. F**KING REALLY!?
16. I say I hate cussing when I do it all the time. Talk about being a hypocrite.
17. I like FIve Nights At Freddy's. HOW DARE I HAVE AN OPINION!
18. I have stolen quite a few things from stores. Normally it's just gum and what not, but I do remember stealing a DVD one time. NO, I am NOT a thief, but once a سال I just see something I have to have and DON'T KILL ME.
19. SERIOUSLY, F**KING STREAKING!? 2 Points for that one. -___-
20. I lie. A lot.
21. One time there was a Bring Your Own Cup دن at a local اسموتھی, سموتی place. What did I bring?
I am selfish as s**t.
22. I almost NEVER brush my teeth یا floss. All I use for the most part is mouthwash, and that's it.
I'm not kidding at all.
23. I have so many stupid, pointless, and annoying bad habits I do all the time. Examples are moving my ear, blinking, and twitching my arm. And although those aren't really my fault, they not only annoy others, but I don't even TRY to stop them.
Also, never let me use a touchpad. I will slam it like I'm playing one of those Test Your Strength games.
24. I really liked the movie Chicken Little. Call me crazy, but I just really enjoyed it. SHUT UP! >.<
25. I think I'm better than everyone else.
26. I'm picky. Very VERY picky.
27. ♫CAUSE I'M HOT THEN I'M COLD♫
Seriously, whenever I go swimming I feel cold, so I usually take a hot شاور afterwards, BUT THEN I get hot and go back in the pool, BUT THEN آپ see a pattern here?
28. I rushed my سب, سب سے اوپر 5 Catchiest Songs Ever Made List. I also rushed my سب, سب سے اوپر 10 Catchiest Songs Ever Made فہرست RIGHT AFTER I کہا I'd work harder on the اگلے one. LIER!
29. I don't finish a lot of my articles. I never finished Toxic Fanfic Reviews Episode 4, 5, یا 6, I never completed my سب, سب سے اوپر 5 Dreams, Admirable Fanfic Reviews Episode 1, and I never finished my سب, سب سے اوپر 10 Worst Games Ever Made. Also never finished plenty مزید articles. LAZY!
30. Is my capitalizing fetish bothering آپ yet?
31. I take off 2 points for wanting to streak at the end of the world but only 1 for not ever brushing my teeth یا flossing. Who the hell am I, Paul Stiller?
32. I complain that many people in my school don't use proper capitalization when I'm the one who spams it to death and reviews porn fanfictions. WOW JARED, WOW.
33. If I had a pistooza for every time I did something that's too embarrassing to put in this article, I'D BE THE اگلے CARLOS SLIM.
TOTAL POINTS DEDUCTED: 33
TOTAL SCORE: 67
GRADE: D and half of a plus.
FINAL THOUGHTS: You'd rather twirl a spiked conductors baton on آگ کے, آگ in a pool full of sharks in acid rain on the سب, سب سے اوپر of a سکائی سکریپر, بلند ترین عمارات with a piano about to fall on your head then hang out with me.
SENTENCE: Burn him with a napalm flamethrower....
2. I waste my life doing crap that nobody reads.
3. What the hell kind of teenager owns a napalm flamethrower? Hell, what else do I have, the Tsar Bomb?
4. I have a strange fetish with capitalizing everything in مضمون titles here on Fanpop. GRAMMAR NAZI!
5. I spam the word Chronological like hell in real life. How many times? Around over 9,000.
6. Resorting to using a مقبول meme? GREAT SCOTT!
7. I don't know why, but sometimes I just try to act cool, when I'm not at all. Maybe I should just stop playing Mortal Kombat and watching Total Drama for a little while.
8. When I'm crazy, I'm downright psychotic. Ren and Stimpy on ووڈکا, شراب psychotic.
9. I can NEVER write a lowercase q. Seriously?
10. Almost every bad fanfiction I've reviewed is just bad porn. PERVERT!
11. I use hand sanitizer as much as the اگلے guy BLINKS.
12. Speaking of blinking, I have a strange fetish for the Pac-Man character Blinky. I don't know, he's just cool to look at for me. Call me a demented moron, but I really can't explain this one.
13. My songs..... They're terrible.
14. That reminds me, after using 3 periods in a sentence to indicate a pause, I ALWAYS capitalize the اگلے word after the few periods. An example is #13.
15. If the world was going to end in 5 minutes, I'd streak. F**KING REALLY!?
16. I say I hate cussing when I do it all the time. Talk about being a hypocrite.
17. I like FIve Nights At Freddy's. HOW DARE I HAVE AN OPINION!
18. I have stolen quite a few things from stores. Normally it's just gum and what not, but I do remember stealing a DVD one time. NO, I am NOT a thief, but once a سال I just see something I have to have and DON'T KILL ME.
19. SERIOUSLY, F**KING STREAKING!? 2 Points for that one. -___-
20. I lie. A lot.
21. One time there was a Bring Your Own Cup دن at a local اسموتھی, سموتی place. What did I bring?
I am selfish as s**t.
22. I almost NEVER brush my teeth یا floss. All I use for the most part is mouthwash, and that's it.
I'm not kidding at all.
23. I have so many stupid, pointless, and annoying bad habits I do all the time. Examples are moving my ear, blinking, and twitching my arm. And although those aren't really my fault, they not only annoy others, but I don't even TRY to stop them.
Also, never let me use a touchpad. I will slam it like I'm playing one of those Test Your Strength games.
24. I really liked the movie Chicken Little. Call me crazy, but I just really enjoyed it. SHUT UP! >.<
25. I think I'm better than everyone else.
26. I'm picky. Very VERY picky.
27. ♫CAUSE I'M HOT THEN I'M COLD♫
Seriously, whenever I go swimming I feel cold, so I usually take a hot شاور afterwards, BUT THEN I get hot and go back in the pool, BUT THEN آپ see a pattern here?
28. I rushed my سب, سب سے اوپر 5 Catchiest Songs Ever Made List. I also rushed my سب, سب سے اوپر 10 Catchiest Songs Ever Made فہرست RIGHT AFTER I کہا I'd work harder on the اگلے one. LIER!
29. I don't finish a lot of my articles. I never finished Toxic Fanfic Reviews Episode 4, 5, یا 6, I never completed my سب, سب سے اوپر 5 Dreams, Admirable Fanfic Reviews Episode 1, and I never finished my سب, سب سے اوپر 10 Worst Games Ever Made. Also never finished plenty مزید articles. LAZY!
30. Is my capitalizing fetish bothering آپ yet?
31. I take off 2 points for wanting to streak at the end of the world but only 1 for not ever brushing my teeth یا flossing. Who the hell am I, Paul Stiller?
32. I complain that many people in my school don't use proper capitalization when I'm the one who spams it to death and reviews porn fanfictions. WOW JARED, WOW.
33. If I had a pistooza for every time I did something that's too embarrassing to put in this article, I'D BE THE اگلے CARLOS SLIM.
TOTAL POINTS DEDUCTED: 33
TOTAL SCORE: 67
GRADE: D and half of a plus.
FINAL THOUGHTS: You'd rather twirl a spiked conductors baton on آگ کے, آگ in a pool full of sharks in acid rain on the سب, سب سے اوپر of a سکائی سکریپر, بلند ترین عمارات with a piano about to fall on your head then hang out with me.
SENTENCE: Burn him with a napalm flamethrower....
عنوان says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a فہرست at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of Halloween candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny سب, سب سے اوپر 15 in this club. Why سب, سب سے اوپر 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look آگے to this and stay tuned to me if آپ don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a شاور and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy writing this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much مزید on my list!)
So yeah look آگے to this and stay tuned to me if آپ don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a شاور and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy writing this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much مزید on my list!)
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
Dont Read If آپ Like JB Cuz I Dont Want To Deal With آپ Guys
Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare آپ Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If آپ Killed A Balck Person آپ Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well آپ Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
آپ So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. آپ Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A پرستار Of You. آپ Cant Sing یا Dance. I Hope آپ Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be اگلے He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The شائقین Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare آپ Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If آپ Killed A Balck Person آپ Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well آپ Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
آپ So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. آپ Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A پرستار Of You. آپ Cant Sing یا Dance. I Hope آپ Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be اگلے He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The شائقین Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s