HEY! What do آپ think you're doing!?
???: Excuse us, but the administrators of Fanpop have told us to lock آپ in here. But have no worries, for we have دیا آپ a fun task to work on while they want آپ trapped in here!
Oh yeah. Because solitary confinement is so much fun. >.<
???: They want آپ to jot down any and all thoughts that come open your mind. Let us know when you've gone insane! :)
That was the worst fuckin' prologue ever. 1/10 for character development, and 0/10 for kindness.
Well, since I have nothing else to do, here it goes. I suppose.
Wait a minute, I might be able to make a beat out of that! One second, please...
♫I کہا here it goes, I suppose, because lord knows that this assignment is a load of toads!♫
Ah, screw that. This is why I never became a rapper. :P
...But what if KONATA IZUMI FROM LUCKY سٹار, ستارہ WAS A RAPPER!?
U FRIGGIN' WOT M8 IMMA FRICKIN' 'BOUT TO SKOOL UR پچھواڑے, گدا SO DAMN HARD M8 U AIN'T GOT NO CHANCE MAN THINK U CAN STAND UP 2 ME BICH PLZ FAM
Who am I kidding, that's the worst idea I've had all year. Fuckin' weeaboo trash.
....Why am I here?
....What is my purpose in life?
And most importantly, why am I still a virgin?
...The time is 4:32 PM and I wanna hang myself.
Haha, I still remember back in the دن when people would do those jump-scare videos. Just reminds me, that's all.
Ooh, I love this song! link I will literally drive آپ to delirium سے طرف کی making آپ think whether یا not the video is a jump-scare. Just havin' some fun. :)
Which is clearly not as abundant in this prison cell as I would've wanted. :P ???: Hey, you! In there, have آپ got a moment?
Sure, and take your damn time. Bring me a پیزا while you're at it, not like I have anything else to do.
???: Thanks, and sure...So what exactly are آپ doing in here?
I dunno, some nimrods told me to think of random shit in here. Not that it's my definition of entertaining. *Nibbles on Pizza*
???: Hey, mind if I شامل میں you? I just ran away from an asylum, so I'm pretty fresh on ideas! Name's Wesley, nice to meet'cha! :)
Man, I'm making some FINE دوستوں today. :P
Wesley: Hey, have آپ ever wondered what it would be like if a giant blue flying پیزا took control of a سب, سب سے اوپر secret terrorist organization in 2093 while simultaneously singing a pop song and whipping an innocent VHS Player?
...Just what in the FUCK did آپ guys talk about in that asylum again?
Wesley: Nothing too out of the ordin-AH! *Throws Out Window*
And DON'T COME BACK! Wesley: Man, they don't pay me enough for this. @___@
They don't pay آپ at all, haha!
So anyway...Fuck, has it only been an hour? Something please happen already! *KNOCK KNOCK*
He-hey, that plot manipulation though! WHO'S THE MAN? ;) Fanpop: This is the Fanpop staff, put'cher hands in the air!
♫Like آپ don't care, gliiiide سے طرف کی the people as they start to look and stare! :D♫ *Chock Guns*
Huh, I guess they're not a پرستار of Cameo. :P Fanpop: Now give us your wallet!
...You're actually serious? That thing's مزید empty than Russia's economy after the first World War! Fanpop: Okay, now you're going to die.
Wait, the Fanpop staff is made up of Russians? Fanpop: Больно, ублюдок, мальчики!
FUCK! If only I had the script of this ahead of time. Now I know not to make references to history ever again. آپ hearing this, Mauserfan? *Approximately .000001 سیکنڈ later....*
JESUS, do they know how to tie آپ up quickly یا what? If only they were that fast in bed, haha! *Throws in decayed chamber filled with rats*
Fanpop: Now STAY in there!
Sure thing, but آپ forgot something... Fanpop: ?
You're not Fanpop, you're just some corrupted copy of them! Fanpop: How dare آپ accuse us of not being the REAL Fanpop!
Guys, give it up. I mean, آپ all have mustaches that would make Mario jealous. Fanpop: Yeah, so what?
Alright, fine. Can آپ tell me when Fanpop was created? Fanpop: Uhh, in 1996-
AND STAY OUT! ;)
Wesley: How's it goin', آپ guys got thrown out too? XD
Fanpop: Мы бы сошли с рук, если бы не это вмешательство в Смерть! Now, to finish this article. It should be something dramatic, like...a POEM! Yeah, channel my inner Edgar Allen Poe. The girls'll be all over me.
A Maniac's Thoughts, A Maniac's Thoughts
Oh how they got so lost in the plot
To their own demise have I seen
How surprisingly fun of an afternoon that this has bean
What, you're telling me that سیم, پھلی doesn't count, be quiet!
One مزید word outta آپ and I'll start a riot!
Like that one Three Days Grace song, but I digress
...Man, this is one weird fucking article, no contest
Anyway, I gotta go now, and no offense to the Russians!
Then again, it's the Internet, they've already started the hate discussions
Being complete assholes, and acting like tools
I shall leave on this note:
APRIL FUCKIN' FOOLS!