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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, آپ can kiss my پچھواڑے, گدا too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the دن i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to آپ does not matter to me

-When your up, your دوستوں know who آپ are.
When you're down, آپ know who your دوستوں are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab آپ in the throat with...the چھری آپ left in my back.

-I was the one who کہا things changed;
آپ were the one who proved it.

-Friendship is not capable of ending
For if it ends it is only because it never existed.

-I'll never forget what آپ did to me, but I'll never let آپ know I remember.

-In dealing with backstabbers
There's one thing I’ve learned
Those bitches are only powerful
When your back is turned.

-If your having doubts about whether آپ can
actually trust a person...chances are آپ can't.


LOL Just randomly thought i should post some quotes i found, in an angry freind mood :)
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posted by ITF
سے طرف کی Jami Sassone

The man with the metal rod returns today
He summons me in the most painful way
It burns. It stings. It's scorching hot.
I yell, "please stop!" He will not
Why?

To the rack; I brace for the worst
He violates me again; this time's not the first
Back to my cage, to wonder how long
Yearning for جوابات to what I've done wrong?

Nine months later the answer arrives
I now have someone for whom to survive
Three times I've felt love, one being today
Three times, as well, it's been taken away.
Why?

My دودھ is for you, not him all
You enjoy what آپ eat, but remember my calls
When the cheese melts nicely...
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پینکیکس can be found in many cultures around the world, although they might not use the same ingredients as pancakes, they are generally similar in taste and texture.

Maple syrup, which goes great with pancakes, is actually a درخت sap, that comes from the میپل tree, which is found mostly in the Canadian region.

The French often make a wish while turning the pancake during the cooking process, while holding a coin in the other hand.

The first recipe for پینکیکس were listed in the 15th century, in a English cookbook.

The world's largest pancake was cooked in Roch-dale Manchester in the سال 1994,...
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NOT SLASH!
Note: I can not freaking write ;3;
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Jaime couldn't believe how much the newest team member, the hyperactive teen speedster from the future, had seemed to enjoy being around him. It seemed whenever they were even in the same room together Bart would rush over to start talking to him. He didn't know why his new friend had liked him so much, he liked everybody on the team, but not near as much as him.

It wasn't anything extremely close, but it was close as two guys could get without being gay. That may sound strange, but it's pretty much the only way one...
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posted by sideshowbobbart
1) آپ will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) آپ will check the Fridge to see if any food has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and آپ are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) آپ hate it when آپ run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when آپ are in the middle of a huge argument and realize آپ are wrong

8) آپ think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 منٹ after the right moment

9)...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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Abounding times in your life آپ will meet mean یا rude people that آپ dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This مضمون will teach آپ all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes یا they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", یا آپ can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...
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***Lol this was probably a lot funnier to the drunk people who wrote it at three in the morning but.... here آپ go xD

Or if you'd just rather check it out on youtube:
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I wanna be a grizzly bear, so beary bad
Stealin' honey from bees just to make them mad
I wanna live in the forest with, Booboo and Yogi
So we can steal picnic baskets as three

Oh every time I close my eyes...
I see the back of my eyelids
And I bet آپ didn't know this
I swear, the world is unprepared for when I'm a Grizzly bear

Yeah I would climb trees like bears do
And probably attack you, not an every day
Hike in the forest
I'd probably...
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One دن a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are آپ laughing? I just insulted all of آپ losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how آپ feel آپ have to take the time to make fun of us. آپ obviously...
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posted by j-bfan7
My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All دن long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A چوہا survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for dogs are sold in Tokyo

6. A ڈالفن sleeps with one eye open

7. A مگرمچرچھ, گھڑیال can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast موسیقی makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs مزید than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...
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posted by starwarsfangirl
These are just random ways to eat my پسندیدہ cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with سٹرابیری, اسٹرابیری milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter
14. frozen with مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and 7up
17. with چیری, آلو بالو 7up
18. frozen with چیری, آلو بالو 7up
19. frozen with مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی مکھن and چیری, آلو بالو 7up
20. سے طرف کی itself

If آپ try any of these and like it, please write a تبصرہ and tell me which one(s) آپ tried. :)
Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if آپ think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A نیبو, لیموں is lying on the سب, سب سے اوپر step, and آپ are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. سیکنڈ later آپ land on your ass, and اگلے آپ are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A نیبو, لیموں is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the نیبو, لیموں that was created سے طرف کی your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the نیبو, لیموں into her...
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