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1. At the movies: When آپ meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are آپ doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t آپ try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When آپ ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets آپ after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well آپ haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and آپ ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.

7. When آپ get woken up at midnight سے طرف کی a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were آپ sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry یا not. آپ thought I was sleeping…. آپ dumb witted moron.

8. When آپ see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
ارے have آپ had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10.. آپ are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so آپ smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
 Jonica
Jonica
I've been seeing a lot of these مضامین lately so I kind of wanted to شامل میں the party. Off of the سب, سب سے اوپر of my head--and this is liable to change--these are my سب, سب سے اوپر 10 most attractive men and women.
I'm only able to add 20 تصاویر so there will be one big image for most of the guys.

Women

Jonica

Sonya Scarlet



Amber



Alissa White-Gluz


Cadaveria



10. Mally



I really just adore Mally's hair. I always did like shorter hair on women. She's so uniquely beautiful. Her eyes, her facial structure, she's just a very beautiful woman. I also love her piercings.

9. Minzy



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posted by ShadowFan100
There has been thoughts on my mind a lot these last few days and I think its time I talk about them.

But before I go on, let me just say that I am NOT trying to make people angry یا start a "war" on the 'net, I'm just gonna say how I honestly feel about all this.

When I go on the 'net, I discover tons of "religious wars" going back and forth over who's right یا wrong about what people believe and the way they think.

To me, I choice to be in the neutral spot when it comes to things like this. Why? Because humans have become "one-sided" and are getting worse. Only focusing on one side causes fights...
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posted by hatelarxene
Since Shake it Up has ended (thank goodness), I've decided to write a review on it. This دکھائیں sucks. Big time.

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Yeah... People of that moronic دکھائیں expect me to call THAT music? That whole song یا whatever the hell that was was nothing but auto-tune & editing!

They are awful actors, shitty singers (they don't even sing), and the characters are complete Mary-Sues! As for their dancing... please! All they do in that دکھائیں is اقدام around & look like a bunch of monkeys. I've watched plenty of solid dancing movies, & let me tell آپ that these dancers are horrible, and no way in hell...
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