1. At the movies: When آپ meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are آپ doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t آپ try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When آپ ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets آپ after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well آپ haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and آپ ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.

7. When آپ get woken up at midnight سے طرف کی a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were آپ sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry یا not. آپ thought I was sleeping…. آپ dumb witted moron.

8. When آپ see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
ارے have آپ had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10.. آپ are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so آپ smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!