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posted by nessienjake
Haha I read this (from my email)
And I thought of sharing it with آپ guys :D


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Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!


1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character یا the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxi's stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free فلمیں ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our دوستوں without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our دوستوں without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack یا Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our دوستوں won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's پالک in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just سے طرف کی looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours سے طرف کی the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.
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