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User: I didn't know آپ could play Twister all سے طرف کی yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know آپ could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: آپ spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he یا she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that آپ can see that آپ di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch.

Cleverbot: A woman is a person.

User: Since when do we pay attention to bad press?!

Cleverbot: I don't know. Do they have a Chinese چائے port?

User: Did Alex mention that she's a detective too and her thesis is actually a subpeona we need to serve on Erica?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Erica will be so disappointed in them.

Cleverbot: Seriously? That just blew my mind!

User: And I thought Canada's main exports were hockey and میپل syrup.

Cleverbot: No, actually, pie is clearly dominate.

User: You're not that special... Welcome to the human race!

Cleverbot: Hello melinda, I'm interested in the research you've been doing here on human instrumentality. Could آپ bring me up to speed with your current work?

User: I'll curb my enthusiasm when we have this freak locked in a box.

Cleverbot: But آپ can't think.
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Source: Don't care -_-
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Frank: A trailer?
Martha: What do we need a trailer for?
Sonic: Advertising.
Sean: Sonic is right. I want people to know about my operations.
Frank: What operations?
Guy: Our operations to defeat the N.V.A!
U.S Ponies: *Holding M16's with bayonets* Oorah!
Sean: No no, a different type of operation. Observe.

Song: link

Coming soon to this very club.


Sean: *Going 75 miles an گھنٹہ with seven coaches*

Be sure to check out Trainz on the Thomas The Tank Engine club.

Victoria: *Double heading a freight train with...
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posted by Windrises
Notes: Credit goes to the creators and owners of Game of Thrones. This پرستار story is meant for comedy so please don't take it seriously.

Sansa Stark walked outside the kingdom. It was late in the morning, but she was already tired.

Tyrion walked to her and کہا "How's it going?"

She کہا "Bad and I won't tell آپ why." Tyrion could tell she was in a bad mood so he walked away.

She felt like talking to nobody, but Jon Snow showed up. She growled.

Jon Snow کہا "I have sad news. Grand Maester Pycelle got killed."

She sarcastically کہا "I'm going to miss that creepy old guy."

Jon کہا "Sister...
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Source: Sugar Glider
I'm writing this مضمون because this has been in my mind for so long that I need to bring this up sooner یا later. Whenever people stated Shou Tucker as a worst father ever, I immediately thought of this guy. Meet Doctor Mar Londo, the father of Brin Londo, who is commonly known as Timber Wolf. Dr. Londo is from the comic book series called "Legion of Super-Heroes". I'm going to analyze his actions in the cartoon adaption and then I'll give my reason why he's worse than Shou Tucker, in my opinion at least.

In the episode "Timber Wolf", in the planet "Rawl", Dr. Londo dragged his own son, Brin,...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
 Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Motherfucking animals! -Martin Garrix
Hey, Fanpoppers! CokeTheUmbreon here, and I'm gonna tell آپ my پسندیدہ yo mama jokes! Please note that I don't own most of these. The jokes I do own will have a random emoji سے طرف کی dem. I was bored thnx to the inactivity and my friend not being around to RP with me today.

P.S. The random emojis neither the Umbreon pics will fit the theme of the jokes.

Anyways, let's get it on!

Yo mama so fat when she walks her love handles hit the quan. 😎

Yo mama so stank they use her bathwater as chemical weapons.

Yo mama so fat when she outweighs Groudon. 😈

Yo mama so ugly she gave Darkrai nightmares.

Yo mama...
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1-Dolphin sleeps with one eye open.

2-"silent" and "listen" use exactly the same letters.

3-An octopus has two hearts

4-Bull frogs do not sleep.

5-There are مزید chickens than human in the world.

6-flamingos gets their distinctive color from the food they eat.

7-The hair of polar برداشت, ریچھ is not white it's transparent.

8-Turtles can breathe through their rear-rends

9-The sun comprises 99% of total mass of our solar system.

10-Butterflies taste with their feet.

11-Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

12-there are about 550 hairs in each of your eyebrow.

13-A سست can sleep for 3 years.

14-A human eye can distinguish 10 million different colors.

15-Women blink their eyes twice than men.