Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if آپ think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)
1. A نیبو, لیموں is lying on the سب, سب سے اوپر step, and آپ are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. سیکنڈ later آپ land on your ass, and اگلے آپ are in the hospital with a severe concussion.
2. A نیبو, لیموں is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the نیبو, لیموں that was created سے طرف کی your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the نیبو, لیموں into her concoction. اگلے few days آپ suffer from unhappy stomach pains and آپ are diagnosed with stomach flu.
3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of fruit is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, آپ wouldn't believe, but آپ SWORE آپ saw a shadow of a نیبو, لیموں outside of your room, right where the knives would be. آپ go to investigate...and there is a چھری اگلے to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but آپ can figure it out.
4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when آپ go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the نیبو, لیموں آپ have at ہوم that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that نیبو, لیموں either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.
5. Keep the نیبو, لیموں away from your face when آپ open it. They like to be extremely ھٹی, ترش that آپ are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at آپ for doing the deed. Now آپ know why most apples found near lemons are red.
Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)
1. A نیبو, لیموں is lying on the سب, سب سے اوپر step, and آپ are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. سیکنڈ later آپ land on your ass, and اگلے آپ are in the hospital with a severe concussion.
2. A نیبو, لیموں is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the نیبو, لیموں that was created سے طرف کی your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the نیبو, لیموں into her concoction. اگلے few days آپ suffer from unhappy stomach pains and آپ are diagnosed with stomach flu.
3. Amazingly, your room is moved near the kitchen, and the bowl of fruit is closest to your room, which is filled with lemons. Late at night, آپ wouldn't believe, but آپ SWORE آپ saw a shadow of a نیبو, لیموں outside of your room, right where the knives would be. آپ go to investigate...and there is a چھری اگلے to the non-moving lemon. What does this mean? It might be too dramatic to place on here...but آپ can figure it out.
4. Sometimes, we mistake things the wrong way. Which is why when آپ go to the nearest aquarium, try not to mistake the blowfish with the نیبو, لیموں آپ have at ہوم that your sister put pencil points all over. And try not to eat that نیبو, لیموں either, otherwise....well, lead poisoning is low on the chart of popularity deaths.
5. Keep the نیبو, لیموں away from your face when آپ open it. They like to be extremely ھٹی, ترش that آپ are exposing them too much near the apples, so they squirt at آپ for doing the deed. Now آپ know why most apples found near lemons are red.
Hope these amused you. Some of these are true, some are false. This was just for entertainment. Hopefully this was one of those 'lmao' moments. :)
I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.
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Ash
Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if آپ ever, one دن decide to call me that. If آپ think I'm insane, run away, because آپ are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too آپ a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. آپ think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.
Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .