Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell آپ all these: What dates & Why آپ don't want your birthday on these days.
1- New Year's دن
آپ don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday یا the new year.
2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, آپ know how if آپ see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why آپ ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would آپ want to celebrate it today?
4-April Fool's Day
آپ get pranked on your own birthday. What fun is that?
5-Mother's Day
آپ have to give your mom a present rather then receive one.[Unless آپ don't care...]
5-Memorial Day
Its a bit too sad...(By Jenna)
6-Father's Day
Because your dad will expect a present from آپ if he gives آپ one.
7-4th of July(Independence Day)
Everyone is happy, yes. But, not because its your birthday.
9-Labour Day
School's gonna start. Its a دن about workers and how they worked and not you.
9-September 11th
Its a دن of sadness and everyone should be happy on your birthday.
10-Halloween
Get Spooked. On your birthday. Not so great.
11-Thanksgiving
آپ have to be thankful. Meanwhile, آپ can't have a birthday party.
12-Hanukkah
Sure its eight days but your birthday is only that one day.
12-Christmas Day
No, آپ might not celebrate it, but... if آپ do, آپ can't get double presents. Maybe from mom and dad but who else?
12-New Years Eve
Okay, so, this relates to Number 1 BUT everyone is getting ready.
That's all I got.
If آپ have more, feel free to تبصرہ and why. Sorry if your birthday is any of these days...
EDIT: آپ DO NOT HAVE TO AGREE!
1. I didn't make this, my cousin made this. We have the same name. Cool eh? So, tell her all this, not me.
1- New Year's دن
آپ don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday یا the new year.
2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, آپ know how if آپ see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why آپ ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would آپ want to celebrate it today?
4-April Fool's Day
آپ get pranked on your own birthday. What fun is that?
5-Mother's Day
آپ have to give your mom a present rather then receive one.[Unless آپ don't care...]
5-Memorial Day
Its a bit too sad...(By Jenna)
6-Father's Day
Because your dad will expect a present from آپ if he gives آپ one.
7-4th of July(Independence Day)
Everyone is happy, yes. But, not because its your birthday.
9-Labour Day
School's gonna start. Its a دن about workers and how they worked and not you.
9-September 11th
Its a دن of sadness and everyone should be happy on your birthday.
10-Halloween
Get Spooked. On your birthday. Not so great.
11-Thanksgiving
آپ have to be thankful. Meanwhile, آپ can't have a birthday party.
12-Hanukkah
Sure its eight days but your birthday is only that one day.
12-Christmas Day
No, آپ might not celebrate it, but... if آپ do, آپ can't get double presents. Maybe from mom and dad but who else?
12-New Years Eve
Okay, so, this relates to Number 1 BUT everyone is getting ready.
That's all I got.
If آپ have more, feel free to تبصرہ and why. Sorry if your birthday is any of these days...
EDIT: آپ DO NOT HAVE TO AGREE!
1. I didn't make this, my cousin made this. We have the same name. Cool eh? So, tell her all this, not me.
1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up جے leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up جے leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
okay, on my 5 completely random things to do...
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as آپ can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as آپ can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend آپ try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as آپ can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as آپ can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)
i recommend آپ try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
The سب, سب سے اوپر six reasons computers must be female:
6. As soon as آپ have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command یا File Name" is about as informative as
"If آپ don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as آپ make a commitment to one, آپ find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
6. As soon as آپ have one, a better one is just around the corner.
5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.
3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
2. The message "Bad Command یا File Name" is about as informative as
"If آپ don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:
As soon as آپ make a commitment to one, آپ find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
1.everyone around آپ has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything آپ say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive آپ crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and آپ just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to مککا, عجیب الخلقت someone without a reason
12.if آپ start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if آپ were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give آپ 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so آپ know*
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything آپ say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive آپ crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and آپ just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to مککا, عجیب الخلقت someone without a reason
12.if آپ start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if آپ were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give آپ 10
a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so آپ know*
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be دیا LIFE in prison without the possibility یا parole.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet ازگر refused to eat it was دیا three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD دکھانا Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the ازگر in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the ازگر failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet ازگر refused to eat it was دیا three years of supervised probation on Friday.
Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.
The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD دکھانا Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the ازگر in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.
When the ازگر failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf یا date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the اگلے time.....thank u all for reading this..and plz تبصرہ ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^