I don’t know what makes آپ so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told آپ to be yourself simply couldn’t have دیا آپ worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t آپ have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let آپ mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are آپ always this stupid یا are آپ making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like آپ before – but I had to pay an admission.
If آپ took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d love to help آپ out…now, which way did آپ come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, آپ can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains سے طرف کی the time آپ got there, so they gave آپ a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope آپ meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d love to ask how old آپ are, but unfortunately I know آپ can’t count that high.
All دن I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything آپ know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did آپ get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse آپ to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did آپ fall from the stupid tree?
Did آپ have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like آپ before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
I found a alot of quotes that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D