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posted by cute20k
Do آپ have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause آپ to spit and ask آپ not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. آپ fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. آپ blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All دن long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I...
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posted by invadercalliope
These quotes are Quotes with differnt meanings of فیرریٹ, بھگانا یا just the animal.
“If a فیرریٹ, بھگانا bites آپ it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the گیا پڑھا مرتبہ are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, آپ can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to فیرریٹ, بھگانا it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and فیرریٹ, بھگانا it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow آپ own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and دکھائیں him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got ہوم to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...
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posted by invadercalliope
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If آپ feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
move move
Can آپ feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
You never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me love you
everyday
So long آپ let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Why not smile? آپ can always find a reason to smile, believe it یا not. آپ can say that your life is the worst, آپ can find a hundred reasons to prove that your life sucks, but I bet آپ anything, that if آپ let yourself search, آپ can find a thousand reasons to smile. Whether it's a person, a memory, a possession, آپ can always find something worth living for.

So many people spend their lives hating, complaining, moaning, but really, what's the point? Of course, everyone has off days, everyone gets angry, upset, annoyed, but آپ don't need to spend your whole life living like that. Everyone...
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(I EDITED THIS A LITTLE SO I COULD ADRESS SOME OTHER STEREOTYPES THAT I THINK ARE WRONG and EXTREMELY HURTFUL!!!!)

In the world of stereotypes...


I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by LadyL68
♥If you're asking if I need you,♥
♥The answer is forever♥


♥If you're asking if I'll leave you♥
♥ The answer is never♥



♥If you're asking what I value,♥
♥The answer is you♥




♥If you're asking if I love you♥
♥The answer is I do♥








☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮☮

















READ THIS!!! I didn't write this poem, I found it earlier today.
posted by iamagagamonster
~~ dont be offended, i love bruno mars' music, he just walked into this trap~~

** follow the beat of just the way آپ are **

oh her eyes shadow makes her look like a clown and i hate it
her hair her hair looks like spiders live in it and its weird
shes so creepy
and i tell her everyday

oh i know i know when tell her this she won't believe me
and its so its so sad that she dont see what i see
but everytime she asks me "do i look ok" i say..

when i see your face, theres that perfect thing that i would change cos look at that mustache
girl آپ need to shave

and when آپ smile, the whole world ducks and...
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her ہوم because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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Answer their سوالات with questions

Ask if آپ they can put food color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about پیزا maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a تبصرہ about his abs.

Ask if the پیزا has had its shots

Ask if the پیزا is organically grown

Ask if them for a free تاریخ with one of the staff if آپ make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
In Japan,people use lots of smileys یا emotions in their messaging.

While emoji (graphical presentations of emoticons) are probably most known, “kaomoji” (from “kao” = face, “moji” = character) are the Japanese version of Western/Eastern emoticons and there are practically endless variations available.

The biggest difference to the Western/Eastern and Japanese emotions is that they read horizontally and آپ don’t need to turn your head to understand them.

For example the Western/Eastern emoticon for “Happy” looks like this :-)/:) while the Japanese version looks like this (^_^).

Do آپ use these emotions یا others in your emails?

Here are some examples:

(^_^) happy

(((º Д º ;))) scared

(-´´-;) problems

(>_<) angry

(?_?) confused

(-.-)zzZ sleepy

(^ _^;) embarrassed

(^O^) very happy

(T_T) sad

(^ ε ^) kiss
-See مزید emotions here: link
1) wacg alote of T.V. یا be on the computer a long time
2) don't eat food that can make آپ sleepy
3) drink a lot of soda یا crush
4) gety near load stuff یا equipment
5) kepp your lights on
6) try not to close your eyes at a late گھنٹہ
7) don't lay down
8) wach a scary movie
EX: Cucky Nightmare on elms سٹریٹ, گلی orphan
10) eat choclat and other stuff to make آپ hiper



those are some ways to stay up till midnight on New years eve.


plz writ a commet to tell me what آپ did on the list

HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE EVERYONE!
سب, سب سے اوپر 25 Ways To Drive Your Roommate Crazy

1. Every time آپ wake up, start yelling, “Oh, my God! Where the
hell am I?!” and run around the room for a few minutes. Then go
back to bed. If yourroommate asks, say آپ don’t know what
he/she is talking about.

2. Buy a plant. Sleep with it at night. Talk to it. After a few weeks,
start to argue with it loudly. Then yell, “I can’t live in the same
room with you,” storm out of the room and slam the door. Get rid
of the plant, but keep the pot. Refuse to discuss the plant ever
again.

3. Buy a Jack-in-the-box. Every day, turn the handle until the
clown...
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posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite یا scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with دوستوں that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a چھری of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, آپ don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a باس, گھنگھور Pro دکان یا anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift دکان and destroy everything...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a فہرست of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)



1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If آپ enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. آپ must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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I'm Dreaming Of A Fat Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Selena sat yet on her head, sipping slow eggnog.

She looked at the cute کشتی hanging on the Christmas درخت and sighed. Last year, alex had hung it there, just before they looked at each other conversely and then fell into each other's arms and stood each other's hand.

If only I hadn't been so pretty, Selena thought, pouring a funny amount of رم into her eggnog. Then alex might not have got so stupid and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a fast tear and held her head in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
(Big idea)



Another problem thats spreading on Fanpop. The problem is that people keep reporting people for dumb reasons. For example my friend some people reported her because she didnt agree with them and thats wrong. Like what happened to ''We are a big fanpop family''?. That doesnt even matter anymore does it ? Just when somebody makes آپ mad یا doesnt agree with your point of view آپ just رپورٹ them and thats just a whole bunch of bullshit. Like for real handle reporting responsibly if someone makes آپ mad keep going on with life if someone doesnt agree with your view point just accept dont رپورٹ thm. Because we are a big family and we dont رپورٹ یا block family we care and دکھائیں love for them and YES we all argue its natural but just to رپورٹ someone is taking it too far


PLZ STOP IT!!



whos w/ me?



Love all around
-Jordan
ME: Hi there everyone this is Solo28, also know as ''The ٹیکو Man'' and today me and my conscience will talk to each other.

CONSCIENCE: آپ are a freakin' retard.

ME: T-T Bad conscience.

CONSCIENCE: I AM NOT A FREAKIN' PET آپ FREAKIN' MORON.

ME: Shut up.

CONSCIENCE: آپ ڈن, اڑانا TELL ME TO SHUT UP

ME: I learned it from you, Dad, I learned it from you.

CONSCIENCE: No, stop it, stupid.

ME: Why, I just want to celebrate Ghostmas

CONSCIENCE: Ghostmas? I thought آپ picked a دن out of a hat for that یا something.

ME: Candy دن is when I say it is Candy Day. It's when I say it is Candy Day.

CONSCIENE: It's not...
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posted by jessicamc26
"Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes, what do آپ want?" "I'm calling to رپورٹ my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hidingmarijuana inside his firewood." "Thank آپ very much for the call, sir." The اگلے day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They searchthe shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open everypiece of wood, butfind no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left. The phone rings at Billy Bob's house. Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, Buddy!"
These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how آپ looked مزید important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If آپ think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone reading the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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