50 Ways To Get Asssasinated:
1)Kick an assasin.
2)Poke a mob bosses eye.
3) Bite the Presidents shoe.
4)Stalk your best friend's mom.
5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.
6)Go insane.
7) Kidnapp Jesus.
8) Become a drug dealer.
9)Become an assasin.
10) Become a dictator.
11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.
12)Lick a serial killer's knife.
13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave آپ all of my money!"
19) Steal from Subways.
20) Kill a murderers wife یا husband.
21) Torture a درخت infront of a enviormentalist group.
22) Become a terrorsist.
23) Kill an ant.
24) Dont wear pants to school.
25) Electrocute Obi One Kanobi.
26)Eat a cannible.
27) Be at ہوم when Doll Face and Pin Up arrive.
28) Give me three ماہ old cheesy potatoes.
29) Make out with Light Yagami infront of Misa Amane.
30) Kill Jase from Killing Spree in front of me.
31) Kill L infront of me and my friends.
32)Punch Spiderman.
33) Lie to my mom.
34) Implode.
35) Eat a PB&J in front of my imaginary goldfish.
36) Tell God hes a meany beany with a dreamy monkey.
37) Tell Al his hats wierd.
38) Tell Tom hes not real.
39)Become a stalker.
40) Steal Fancy Pants man's ice cream cone.
41)Become an assasin and kill yourself.
42) Drink a potion that makes people want to kill you.
43)Call the SWAT team and ask them to swat a fly for you.
44)Give me Mickey The ماؤس as a birth دن present.
45) Grow very old and rich and get married to a greedy woman/man. Then dont die for a long time, they'll pay to assasinate آپ eventualy.
46)MUSTARD!!!!! (hehe, only very close دوستوں یا geniuses know what im talking about)
47) Become a serial killer and kill the President's children.
48) Wear an "I hate Justin Beiber" شرٹ, قمیض to a Justin Beiber concert.
49)Become a zombie.
50) Be a Light Yagami fangirl around my friends.
1)Kick an assasin.
2)Poke a mob bosses eye.
3) Bite the Presidents shoe.
4)Stalk your best friend's mom.
5)Have an affair with a wealthy person's feance.
6)Go insane.
7) Kidnapp Jesus.
8) Become a drug dealer.
9)Become an assasin.
10) Become a dictator.
11) Steal Godzilla's plan for world domination.
12)Lick a serial killer's knife.
13) Scream in a room full of assasins, "I wanna be assasinated! I'll leave آپ all of my money!"
19) Steal from Subways.
20) Kill a murderers wife یا husband.
21) Torture a درخت infront of a enviormentalist group.
22) Become a terrorsist.
23) Kill an ant.
24) Dont wear pants to school.
25) Electrocute Obi One Kanobi.
26)Eat a cannible.
27) Be at ہوم when Doll Face and Pin Up arrive.
28) Give me three ماہ old cheesy potatoes.
29) Make out with Light Yagami infront of Misa Amane.
30) Kill Jase from Killing Spree in front of me.
31) Kill L infront of me and my friends.
32)Punch Spiderman.
33) Lie to my mom.
34) Implode.
35) Eat a PB&J in front of my imaginary goldfish.
36) Tell God hes a meany beany with a dreamy monkey.
37) Tell Al his hats wierd.
38) Tell Tom hes not real.
39)Become a stalker.
40) Steal Fancy Pants man's ice cream cone.
41)Become an assasin and kill yourself.
42) Drink a potion that makes people want to kill you.
43)Call the SWAT team and ask them to swat a fly for you.
44)Give me Mickey The ماؤس as a birth دن present.
45) Grow very old and rich and get married to a greedy woman/man. Then dont die for a long time, they'll pay to assasinate آپ eventualy.
46)MUSTARD!!!!! (hehe, only very close دوستوں یا geniuses know what im talking about)
47) Become a serial killer and kill the President's children.
48) Wear an "I hate Justin Beiber" شرٹ, قمیض to a Justin Beiber concert.
49)Become a zombie.
50) Be a Light Yagami fangirl around my friends.
Ask who died every twenty minutes
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of آپ then look away when they turn around
Say آپ have a sixth since where آپ can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and آپ should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of آپ then look away when they turn around
Say آپ have a sixth since where آپ can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and آپ should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton candy road like 45 like سیکنڈ پہلے and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like آپ like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went ہوم and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like دن in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't آپ wanna mix cotton candy and popscicles!
That was like a like better like دن in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't آپ wanna mix cotton candy and popscicles!
Dear Mark,
I wish I could say sorry یا love آپ more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave آپ with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me یا come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to آپ and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if آپ let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and آپ too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
آپ will have your own life, everything آپ wanted with you.
آپ will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm بستر when your old, knowing that آپ did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I love you, I love آپ so much...
~Reah
I wish I could say sorry یا love آپ more, but I can't no more...
I can only leave آپ with my ring and this last letter.
I have lost myself and don't try to call me یا come to me, I am dead now.
I only wish that I could come back to آپ and say my apologies, but I a saying that for letting me go.
Please keep this a secret and the ring, cause if آپ let it go, bad things could happen.
Don't even try to sell your soul to save me, please don't...
Just keep me secret from everyone, I want everyone to be calm and remember that I will always be there...
and آپ too Mark, I will always be there, in your heart, and in my others.
آپ will have your own life, everything آپ wanted with you.
آپ will have a wife, kids, a mansion, and die in your warm بستر when your old, knowing that آپ did a good life.
Remember that ok Mark.
I love you, I love آپ so much...
~Reah