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posted by aimikazeee
Niall’s pov: Ugh! Math class is so fucking boring! I dozed off for a bit, but I guess that was longer then I expected because I woke up to some body yelling my name. I opened my eyes and saw Mr.Styles starring at me. He کہا “Mr.Horan, please stay away during class! If آپ fall asleep again their will be,consequences.” I didn’t even pay attention to what he said. My focus was on the large bulge in his tight pants.

I smirked and licked my lips. I took my pen and started sucking on the tip making suggestive actions towards Mr.Styles. He walked over سے طرف کی my ڈیسک and stood اگلے to me. “Pay...
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(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx


~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason کہا hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason کہا letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...
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Hello Muggles! I really would like your opinions on my Harry Potter/ Hunger Games Crossover Fanfic! Anything I could change, یا add to it... I am finished typing, so nothing passed the last word....And deleting it is not a suggestion.. The begining and end is a little boring, like any story..... But thans for your time! :D It is quite long


THE POTTER GAMES

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been chosen to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at ہوم with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended...
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posted by Bluekait
French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are مزید likely to become serial killers.

Everything آپ see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are مزید likely to dream when آپ are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If آپ tear off paper from bottles, آپ are sexually...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
Almost all heavy ele­ments (every­thing but Hydro­gen, Helium, and a bit of Lithium) comes from stars that have gone super­nova. آپ are made of stars.

The solar sys­tem is in orbit around the cen­ter of the Milky Way.  We’re mov­ing at about 483,000 miles an hour.

There are مزید mol­e­cules in a cup of water than there are cups of water in the ocean.

There are almost مزید atoms in a grain of sand, than there are grains of sand on Earth.

The word “bed” looks like a bed. Also… shark

The mir­ror image of ’3.14′ looks like the word ‘PIE‘.

Pepsi Cola was orig­i­nally...
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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until آپ are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines آپ see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by OmegaLeader
101 things to do when your bored~
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1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If آپ live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some دوستوں along for company, یا just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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posted by i_luv_Pelon_xxx
Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account
Iluvpelon14

Yay
One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental ہوم for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a دائرے, حلقہ like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child...
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posted by E-Scope90
Historically, sweat has been an active ingredient in perfume and love potions.g
In Bali, men believed a woman would fall in love if her suitor fed her a certain kind of leaf incised with the image of a god who sported a very large penis.e
The Mexican chief Montezuma considered chocolate a “love drug” and drank 50 cups of chocolate a دن before visiting his harem of 600 women.a
Scientists suggest that most people will fall in love approximately seven times before marriage.h
Some individuals who claim never to have felt romantic love suffer from hypopituitarism, a rare disease that doesn’t...
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posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and آپ want to confuse them. No laughing یا anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my دوستوں do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do آپ want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is آپ who is calling me. Ok, so what did آپ need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. آپ called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! آپ are the one who called me! Now i ask one مزید time who are آپ and why did آپ call my at this...
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Random Things to Do Containing "act like"

Yell at your brother/sister untill they wake up and then act like nothing happened.

Video tape آپ and your دوستوں pretending to act like each other!

Walk up to a random person آپ don't know and ask them for their autograph, act like they're a celeb.

Act like little kids in Wal-Mart with one of your دوستوں being your mother/father.

Talk to someone آپ don't know and act like they killed your dog.

Go up to a friend and act like آپ are some one stupid.

Buy a party hat and put it on your head then act like a unicorn.

Act like someone آپ don't like...
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As many of آپ know I made a فہرست of 20 پسندیدہ animated heroes, which fanpop actually advertised on the fanpop page in the pop culture section. I'm so happy about it and feel as if I was famous یا something. Anyway just like with my پسندیدہ animated heroines فہرست I'm going to be making a فہرست of the worst animated heroes. I just love to do these hate مضامین just as much as my پسندیدہ ones, sometimes a little bit more. Doing hates are just مزید fun because آپ get to make مزید jokes and make fun of that character. Please leave a تبصرہ and keep in mind this is just my personal opinion,...
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posted by bvbmary15
* Tell her she is beautiful
* Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.
* Hug her from behind
* Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
* Wrestle with her :)
* Don’t go hang out with آپ ex when she is not with you, آپ might not relize how badly it hurts her.
* If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and kiss her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.
* Write her notes یا call her just to say “hi”
* Introduce her to your دوستوں … as your girlfriend.
* Play with her hair.
* Pick her up (she loves it)
* Get upset...
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posted by tokidoki123
[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the ڈاکو, ہڈ #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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