Grapes explode when آپ put them in the microwave. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Approximately 40,000 Americans are injured سے طرف کی toilets each year. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Horatio Magellan Crunch. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

The Batman actors described in one sentence each:
Lewis Wilson and Robert Lowery: The original Batmen
Michael Keaton: The cool bad-boy
Joey de Leon: The funny Batman
Val Kilmer: The one-hit wonder
George Clooney: Um......
Christian Bale: The serious Batman
Ben Affleck: The intense Batman
Adam West: The best Batman گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Even in the darkest of times, always remember:

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آپ tell Arthur Reed he'll never eat lunch in this town again گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

If آپ are on a diet how do آپ feel about the first three letters in the word? گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

The اگلے time someone thanks آپ for something, say, “I’m going to hell so آپ don’t have to.” گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

I don't give a damn. If آپ still support Trump after everything that has happen. آپ are a racist,xenophobic,etc یا just damn ignorant of anyone else's plight but yourself. Do not talk to me if آپ support him. یا if آپ support anything about him. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Copyright is an ass. Good thing Mixcloud is dj-friendly. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Here's a life hack for you
If آپ don't want to look for a job, but don't want society to call آپ a bum, just call yourself an artist. Draw some pictures, get a guitar, and before آپ know it, آپ can use that as an excuse. Your parents will still feel like they failed somewhere, but at least آپ don't have to feel guilty گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

>Haven't signed in for three weeks
>Auto fill user/pass
>Realize I've been using auto sign in for the past سال and a half
>Can't even remember the میل ای used
>If this browser/site cache somehow sometime gets cleared I'm fugged گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

I keep seeing on the news about George Floyd and what happened to him. I think the worst thing about it is not the fact that he was brutally killed, but all of the bullshit and rage that it incited all over the USA. I'm from NZ and we have it come up on our news pretty much every دن since it happened, which shows just how big it is.

This is why I fucking hate cops, man. Bunch of bastards. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Welp, I'm 18 now. Officially an adult. Huh, crazy. Never thought I'd make it this far, but here I am. xD گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

I have some neat rawtrap flips I've been making. I just might make more. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

What even is 2020? Usually I say "this سال is the best" during the current سال every year...This سال is truly fugged up for me to not say that during سال of the چوہا of all things. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Chauvin is gonna get his. Just آپ wait. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

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I don't care if the police get charged and fired
I don't care if we can elect a new police chief
I don't care if if starting a riot solves jack shit
And I don't care if I'm on the opposite end of the country
I brought this molotov to a random protest
What am I supposed to do? NOT use it?
I'm gonna use it and burn down this entire سٹریٹ, گلی corner
Like a real hero گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

A person once کہا to the Random دیوار "My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me"...

Lmao

I'm glad we're still friends. XD گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Derp. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Can we all just appreciate how epic the night sky is?

I mean, honestly. It's like a tapestry of various colours (with the absence of light), where stars meet galaxies and galaxies meet nebulae, quasars and blackholes.

I'm a nerd. Yep. آپ guessed it. Astronomy nerd NO.1 right here. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Oh boy, a virus outbreak and riots against police?
America truly is speed running its way toward a weird Akira-esque dystopian future. سے طرف کی Christmas, we're gonna have a fucking school boy with mind powers start trashing a government lab گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

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This is my پرستار club, it's a site primarily based on being LGBT friendly. With plenty of sexy sexy men!!
Love آپ all and of course lgbt forever🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

"There is Nothing So Finely Perceived and So Finely Felt, as Injustice" Charles Dickens گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Sooo

After spending the past 2wks watching every episode of ATLA, I decided to rewatch the (really bad) live-action version, and..... I couldn’t even make it to the end, it really was just as awful as when it came out 10yrs ago. It was bland, dull and rushed af. I’d honestly rather watch LOK. Anyone think that series will also be on Netflix, too? If so, I’d love to rewatch it. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

ھٹی, ترش cream is just cow mayonnaise. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

You're probably all surprised that I haven't just vanished again... in fact, here I am still derping around on here like old times. XD

How's everyone doing? I was playing LoL, but I've lost three games in a row, one of which I played bad, two of which my team-mates weren't playing overly great. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

The heat was dreadful that I honestly wanted to اقدام to Antarctica!

Also I finished watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. It was great! گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 I'm happy to be who I am xxxx hopefully آپ all are to.🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Thank آپ to all the people who have sacrificed their time to serve and protect this nation. I hope that everyone is having a Happy Memorial Day!~ 💖🇺🇸🙏 گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Alright, I'm done grilling sausages and burgers. Back to watching YouTube vids about simps and E-girls.

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Happy Memorial دن God bless all those we have lost. May they always remain an important part of our memories and hearts. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

I'm grilling today.

Happy Memorial دن :) گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

That feeling when someone steals your car and now the body in the تنے, ٹرنک is their problem. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

I don't normally do this but can آپ all be dears and help me out with the ICONIC yellow dress poll?

I would post a link, but fanpop won't let me, so it'd be in the most حالیہ پولز page. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

We're gonna watch a Disney Channel Movie
And you're gonna fucking like it گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Aw man. Two of my nephews is class of 2020. They can't walk across the stage. They can't even wear a ٹوپی and gown. Well one of them is homeschooled and the other is disabled. But still how are they suppose to graduate now? And I was scared when that tornado almost ruined my graduation. (Thankfully it didn't and we survived) But this is worse. For my relatives. What is it about the number 20 that pandemics are crazy about?! گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

I have Oreos. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

After watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, I realized that a lot of the show's characters have similarities with Code Geass characters.
Here are the comparisons:
Zuko: a combination of Lelouch/Suzaku
Azula: Cornelia
Mai: C. C.
Sokka: Rivalz
Ozai: Charles گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

I'll give ya a nickel for that pickle
مزید commonly known as male prostitution گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

My journey has come to an end here.

Haha temporary ;)
You're not getting rid of me that easily XD

Happy Eid in advance to me and to all my دوستوں here, have a good life everyone stay safe. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Guys, let me give آپ some advice
If your girl says she wants to smash, and instead of bringing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, she starts taking her clothes off
آپ need to dump her immediately گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

I have gotten a pentakill with Mordekaiser, that is all. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

How to worship chicken:

Step 1. Drive/run/walk down to KFC

Step 2: Eat an entire bucket of KFC chicken

Step 3: Place bucket on سب, سب سے اوپر of head, after cutting eye-holes

Step 4: Worship your god, the great Lord-Colonel Sanders گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

"I would like to know what happened to all of my old army figurines and stamp collection"

"We sold it."

"You what?"

"We sold it. We're millionaires now and آپ aren't getting even a penny"

"Well, that's not fair. They were mine."

"And now they're gone. In our pockets."

"I'll sue you."

"Do آپ have proof?"

"Ah..."

"........." گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

"Mi lord, I'm afraid that we are short on blades to supply to our knights with. Whatever is it shall we do?"

Me, the King: Out of blades? Nonsense! Check my back, there's always quite a hefty supply there. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

The most tragic wars of human history
World War I
World War II
The Console Wars
The Super Soaker Revolution
The Minecraft Youtuber Massacre
And تبصرے that call me the N word on this exact post
Tragic گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

"This is the 7th time you've shown Ultra Lord in class."

-Ms. Fowl, Jimmy Neutron گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

I'm a Barbie girl in the army world.
war and tactics,
its fantasthicc.
آپ can shave my hair and
deploy me anywhere. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Another گھنٹہ یا so of posting random shit on here. You're welcome *bows*

Now see all آپ mofos tomorrow night! XD گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world! گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

My 2DS is back up and running. Now to get Shiny, battle-ready Lunala, Solgaleo, and Necrozma. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Anyone up for a game of Calvinball? گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

ratatata XD گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

آپ know, Kane only smacked his brother open like a مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی because he wasn't allowed to drink the titty milk. Thank آپ for coming to church گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

What's up ma homies???!!!

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

I've finally started watching Avatar: The Last Airbender. Before, I had only seen the live-action film and various clips from random episodes. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

If آپ weren't born in the Ram Ranch generation, آپ were born in the wrong generation گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

What do آپ call someone who is pansexual and demi sexual at the same time?

Pandemic. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

She-Ra 5th and final season has come out and it's arguably the best season of any superhero show. I can't recommend it enough. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

آپ ever wonder if a baby surfs it's way out of the birth canal while shouting "kowabunga"? گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

You're supposed to play with toys in the silly meal, not eat 'em. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

ارے guys, my last finals exam is coming less 4 hours. Wish me luck.

P.S. After this, no bullshit from school. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Fucking shit

I think I tired everything during quarantine. I'm so close to start painting my nails.
God what are آپ doing ,hurry up and save us. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

When آپ have a crazy miserable childhood, آپ either grow up to be a serial killer یا آپ grow up to be a comedian گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

This سال marks the 80th anniversary of DC's two most iconic villains, Lex Luthor and the Joker. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Kim Yo-Jong is the real life version of Azula. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

also rest in Peace Little Richard!!!
Rock`n Roll legend!!!
You`ve never been forgotten!!! گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Rest in Peace Roy💖🙏🌹
آپ where a so fantastic magican!!!
all my love to Siegfried and his Family and دوستوں too!!! گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

[insert famous quote] گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

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Holy shit, what have I done...

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What happened to the imaginary war that we were all gonna fight in سے طرف کی making پینکیکس for the army general's assistant's assistant for his intern's waterboy? گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Gamer: The new N-word گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Hi, Fanpop friends. A lot of difficult things have been going on in the world recently. If آپ need a friend to talk to, آپ can message me anytime. Due to having autism, I can't promise I'll always write the right words, but I'd like to help in any way I can. Thank آپ all for being great دوستوں to me. I hope آپ have a wonderful دن today, tomorrow and always. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Happy Mother's Day, to all the moms out there. We appreciate all your love and support throughout our lives. We wouldn't be here without you. You're the greatest. 💖 گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

I give آپ all an ultimatum
آپ find toilet paper amidst the COVID mass scare after week of empty shelves
But....
It's one ply toilet paper
Do آپ A): Kill yourself
یا B): Kill yourself fast گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Have a Happy Mother's Day, everyone !!!! گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

I just released a few مزید chapters in my Wattpad story :)

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But I have a decision I have to make. Should I...

Continue with کہا story, یا close it off with a cliffhanger and start a new one with Kuro and Adara 10 years later? 🤔 گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Contrary to مقبول belief, I do dabble in some anime. On occasion, I like to dip my tip into some anime. Some real classic stuff.
Some Cowboy Bebop
A bit of Evangelion
Good ol' fashion hentai
Only classics here گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

What’s up peeps گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Imagine what it would be like to be a butthole. Dark, lonely, smelly, fetid, corollary... گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

What do آپ think would happen if the Large Hadron Collider created a black hole right now? Would آپ be shitting yourself once آپ got past that advent horizon? گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Waddup I'm new گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

When it comes to the king of yogurt, آپ either Gogurt یا آپ Gofuckyourself گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Happy friday آپ perverts
stay safe
drink beer
give less fucks
sleep good گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Batman in 1966: Wholesome philanthropist, loving father-figure to Robin, a role-model and symbol of hope to millions
Batman in 2016: Looks at Superman and says "Do آپ bleed? آپ will." گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Today I wrote on Random's دیوار and waited for Random to write back to me, but Random never did. Pretty random, huh?

On another note, how many mid-laners does it take to win a game LoL? It's not a trick question, btw گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

I found out today that fifth harmony predicted this carona thing earlier Xd

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The most thing I miss about camping is waking up at 5AM to smell and feel cool breeze while waiting for the sun to rise. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

How to legally get people to kill themselves:
Make them choose a rim and tire size. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

I hate these annoying complainers all around me in my area right now my bestie included. Like if آپ have problems in your life try to FIX them. Look for solutions, try different ways complaining and crying will do 100% NOTHING! My goodness people! گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Youll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, نیبو, لیموں رس, جوس and a bottle of whiskey. Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

RESPECT!

POWER!

BANANA! گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

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Did آپ guys hear about the murder hornets coming to the US? گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

Gonna be doing character reviews on here eventually
Starting with Heihachi because tekken شائقین are a simp for him and my first set of مضامین will be based around tekken characters گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

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Some people say Batman's supposed to be a dark, tragic anti-hero. I say Batman's supposed to be a flamboyant, sweet-natured, corny dancer. گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X

I'll make مزید "finally" memes sometime later XD گیا کیا پوسٹ قبل ماہ X