آپ might be a redneck if
مزید than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
آپ think the stock market has a fence around it.
آپ think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your کشتی has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills مزید than three dogs.
Your coffee میز, جدول used to be a telephone cable spool.
آپ keep a can of Raid on the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ table.
You've ever used a toilet نشست as a picture frame.
Your ہوم has مزید miles on it than your car.
مزید than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
آپ think the stock market has a fence around it.
آپ think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your کشتی has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills مزید than three dogs.
Your coffee میز, جدول used to be a telephone cable spool.
آپ keep a can of Raid on the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ table.
You've ever used a toilet نشست as a picture frame.
Your ہوم has مزید miles on it than your car.
