It was very cold in Uliastai. The mountainous terrain was covered in snow. Johnny drove into town in his Alfa.

Johnny: The South Koreans will fly me to safety once I complete my objective. *Walking down a street*

There were not many houses in the area he was dropped off. However, some of them had hidden security cameras.

Korean 53: Yes sir. We're keeping an eye on him now.
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and starts running* Let's give the Alfa another run. *Selects his 1968 Alfa Romeo Spider, and jumps*
Commander Kane: His watch tends to do that from time to time.
Korean 53: Understood. Continuing survelliance....

Song: link

Twilight: Let me point this out right now! I'm the most important ٹٹو in the entire universe!
Applejack: Did آپ even check to see where آپ were standing?
Twilight: Why?
Eddie: *Blows his horn as he runs over Twilight*
Rarity: *Watching Eddie leave as he pulls fifteen Southern Pacific boxcars*
Fluttershy: Will she be okay?
Rainbow Dash: Somehow, I don't doubt it. Let's get My Little Pornstar: The Fanfiction set up. This is the original version سے طرف کی the way, not the extended one.

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie...

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک

Now, let's begin with the intro

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie...

Alan was still getting the تصویر developed.

Harry: *Quickly walks in, and closes the door*
Alan: *Turns around* Harry?
Harry: Yes, it's me.
Alan: I thought آپ were cleaning the basement in the house.
Harry: Something came up. A man tried to kill me.
Alan: Okay, what did he look like?
Harry: He's dead.
Alan: That's great, but what did he look like?
Harry: Kind of like you, only he has مزید facial hair, and he doesn't wear glasses. That, and his hair is shorter.
Alan: Did آپ contact anyone else about this?
Harry: I was just going into the dispatcher's room to tell her.
Alan: Okay. Make sure آپ get out...