آپ know you’re a Severus Snape پرستار girl when….

•you buy your boyfrind/partner a Snape costume for Halloween "just for fun" ;-) I wanted to. We were taking my little cousins trick-or-treating this year. I کہا he should dress up as Severus. He looked at me funny, rolled his eyes, and کہا "Absolutely not." :/

•you've done an advanced تلاش on google using the الفاظ مطلوبہ "Severus Snape romantic smut" No. *long pause* I don't know how to use advanced google search.

•You have a تصویر album on Facebook dedicated to Snape It's not on Facebook . . . yet.

•you have conversations with others (or just yourself) about whether یا not Snape was a virgin when he died....and آپ think, "if he had met me, he certainly wouldn't have been a virign." Yes. Many, many times.

•you wonder what cologne Snape would wear. Yep

•Snape is your desktop پیپر وال No. My boyfriend changes always changes it :(

Also:
-You drive your boyfriend/fiance/husband/friends crazy with how much آپ talk about him.
-You've memorized quotes/movements from the books/movies.
-People from class/work think you're obsessed.
-Your close family and دوستوں know you're obsessed.

I've done so much مزید I cant even name.... yeah I admit... their pretty creepy things to do too, and way beyond obsessive... Im guilty of it. if people here knew, surely they;d send me to an asylum compartment at a childrens sick hospital lol

I've done all there in that listing 'cept the first one(no boyfriends for me... I love only severus)

as for the سیکنڈ one I've searched up things a little related xD

I get so pissed when people even JOKE about anything considered "bad" about severus. back in 8th grade, this kid was joking with me about who he'd kill in the wizarding world- he کہا he'd go for severus as soon as he got there. I shoved him back against the ڈیسک with my hands at his throat and threatened if he کہا anything like that again I'd "****ing kill him".

I can say so much about severus; but for some odd reason I can never type it out really well... *laughs* I guess its محفوظ to say that Im highly protective of the one I love.... maybe Im too young to understand it; but.... آپ wanna guard the respect of the one آپ love with your life.... right?

anyway I'll name some things I've done in the past سال that I remember and not find drastic;

-I sleep with a picture of him under my pillow(my severus snape pillow); on the back of the picture is a kind of poetic incantation I wrote devoting my love to him... so it can help me sleep peacefully
-I have a small مرکت, ایمرلڈ green sack; I put a spoon-scoop of lavender inside it and placed a picture of severus in it(with our names on the back of the picture); I sometimes put that under my تکیا too, but mostly I meditate with it.
-my entire دیوار اگلے to the بستر has so many pictures and posters)including pictures I drew of me and him of him on it- that recently, I had to اقدام to the اگلے دیوار across it, tear down some things, and replace them with severus... still not done.
-I always watch his scenes in one of the hp فلمیں to help fall asleep.
-I highlight all the things that remind me of severus in my HP books(including his name and his scenes)
-I wear hand-made necklaces, bracelets, and earings of him... along with my شرٹ, قمیض I wear like 3 یا 4 times to school in the week(I need مزید severus shirts = ( I have at least 3 slytherin shirts)
-I have a doe and severus snape silly bandz on my left arm.
-There's a mark on my left hand that I made a سال ago... its a دل with S+S(representing me and him) in it. I drew it one دن in class- that one fateful دن started the whole new "modus operandi"... I've been retracing it on my hand for a سال now- basically ever since october of 09 lol. Everytime it begins to fade(whether it be passing days یا after getting out of the shower) I retrace it- I might actually have a tattooist permenantly trace over it when I turn 18 in 3 years... as like a childhood memory of some kind.
-at school, I told my teachers to call my last name "snape". they do... except my health teacher, he really only calls me that as a joke

LOOOOL !!!

•you've done an advanced تلاش on google using the الفاظ مطلوبہ "Severus Snape romantic smut"
=> Does searching for the same on FanFiction.net count ?
=> Does writing on the same count ?
... because I do both !

•you have conversations with others (or just yourself) about whether یا not Snape was a virgin when he died....and آپ think, "if he had met me, he certainly wouldn't have been a virgin."
=> Oh yes... many conversations going here سے طرف کی the way... about his virginity. I even write about it ! Does that count ?
=> Same proposition but replace "virginity" سے طرف کی "size of his cock" in the conversation and you'll achieve the same results.

•Snape is your desktop پیپر وال
=> Oh yes, he is !!! *sigh*

I would add another proposition to your فہرست : آپ know you're a fangirl of him when آپ spend a certain amount of time on this spot !!!

Great pic سے طرف کی the way.

ترمیم : I have inherited a locket (the same kind of jewel as the Slytherin locket), which can be opened. I have inserted a picture of Severus inside, as well as the Slytherin crest (that's the type of locket into which آپ may insert two pics). I know, I'm crazy.

I have him as my desktop پیپر وال and certainly have a تصویر album dedicated to him and yeah.....my best friend is probabaly fed up of hearing about him lol I also know he wouldn't be a virgin if he met me ;D

To add a few of my own:

I wear a badge that says 'I always trusted Snape' lol

I repeatedly watch manipulated ویڈیوز of him in 'romantic' situations.

During certain, intimate occasions, I think of him only.

I've even purchased a Slytharin badge lol

•you buy your boyfrind/partner a Snape costume for Halloween "just for fun" ;-) - I wish, he'd kill me first. Boyfriend I mean :P/b]

•you've done an advanced تلاش on google using the الفاظ مطلوبہ "Severus Snape romantic smut" [b]check

•You have a تصویر album on Facebook dedicated to Snape not yet, but working on it

•you have conversations with others (or just yourself) about whether یا not Snape was a virgin when he died....and آپ think, "if he had met me, he certainly wouldn't have been a virign." check

•you wonder what cologne Snape would wear. check

•Snape is your desktop پیپر وال check

also:

- read Severus Snape fanfiction, mostly smut
- watch Harry potter فلمیں over and over again, rewinding the Snape scenes few times before proceeding with the rest of the movie
- have Severus Snape text messages alert tone on my cell phone
- have Severus Snape as my cellphone پیپر وال as well

that's from the سب, سب سے اوپر of my head

آپ have conversations with others (or just yourself) about whether یا not Snape was a virgin when he died....and آپ think, "if he had met me, he certainly wouldn't have been a virign."

آپ wonder what cologne Snape would wear.

آپ buy for your chimical teacher a Snape costume for Halloween "just for fun" ;-)


I agree with bri-marie about that:

-You drive your boyfriend/fiance/husband/friends crazy with how much آپ talk about him.( wich i already did xD)
-You've memorized quotes/movements from the books/movies. (check)
-People from class/work think you're obsessed. (check)
-Your close family and دوستوں know you're obsessed.(and check)

Have the whole biography of Snape for the Harry Potter encyclopedia

Watch over and over again the Harry Potter فلمیں only the scene with Snape ;)

Have a lot of pictures about Snape in front of your ڈیسک in your room.

Celebrate Snape birthday the January 9 ;)

Be a پرستار of severus Snape on Fanpop

I seem to be a bit weird... in that I absolutely love and adore Sev, and imagine myself spending hours and hours in his company,

(Haha... "Put it down, Bella... we mustn't touch what isn't, ours..." Sorry, just got to that bit in the movie :D)

talking to him, finding out all about him, him teaching me things and so on. I'm not in love with him though... just... I don't know what the word is... infatuated, I guess. I almost want to... be him... I don't know how to explain it... He's so powerful, I love how he walks around with "F*CK OFF* tattooed across his face :)

Although... watching him throw his arm back to undo the spell on the Malfoys gates in DHp1 runs a shiver through my stomach EVERY time (and I've seen it... a LOT).

He's possibly the most complicated person I've ever come across...

Does any of that make sense?

PEOPLE THINK IM SO WEIRD FOR IT!!!!
I do everything minus the boyfriends -I only want my severus.
I cry alot now that the 8th فلمیں come out. But as Neville said, 'he's in our hearts."
I also have adiary that I make a fantasy life revolving around my daily life with him. I am in my fourh year, a potions whizz and a Gyfindor. Dont ask سوالات Well, if your any snape fangirl you'd understand.
I'm still trying to gain back the 20 pounds I lost due to snape related depression from watching the movie him die.
He was my first crush, and he will remain my only.
Forever.

I'm adding my:

آپ dream of Snape when آپ doze off XD

So true, I love checking on my phone just to see my پیپر وال of him. I like his cool look and vibe, and that he is so protective with his amor ones. I also impersonate him in private. I don't have black cloaks o jacket, I wish to someday (I am secretly in amor with how cloaks fly when the person turn swiftly) I dress in all black. I actually look like him but in girl form, with black hair and long nose. I talk the way in low pitch like he talks privately too. I like him coz I find him relatable, in fact the most relatable in HP... I didnt experience bullying exactly but had people talk behind my back (every school day) for over 6 years. Unfortunately I can hear what they say about me most of the time. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. I feel like I am practicing Occlumency, try not to give a Fxxx about what they say, just live in my inner circulo and focus on my studies. I am also good at science and chemistry. People often say I am quite cool and distant but I like it that way. I am also soft on the inside. Luckily I have got some good دوستوں and family unlike Sev, And no one actually bullies me por force. In fact, I made a DIY potion display shelf occupying half of all my HP DIY collection. I had real fun doing DIYs! Being a poor girl, I mostly improvise and DIY. I have a mini cauldron, many potions, improvised bezoars and resurrection stone. I also DIY Advanced Potion making book inspired monthly planner for 2020 with APM cover and "this book is the property of myname". I identify myself as a Ravenclaw who likes creating things! Omg I reveal myself so much that I am embarrassed...