Season 1, Episode 1 (Pilot) Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
Yes, it tells us that آپ participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
You did not "break up" with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.
Season 1, Episode 2 (The Big Bran Hypothesis) Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.
Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a سوفی, لٹانا is valid. I'm just inferring that this is a couch, because the evidence suggests the coffee میز, جدول is having a tiny گیراج sale.
I am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility and I hope it won’t color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover.
Season 1, Episode 3 (The Fuzzy Boots Corollary) At least now آپ can retrieve the black box from the twisted smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so that آپ don't crash into geek mountain again.
I think that آپ have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble Telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.
There's always the possibility that alcohol and poor judgment on her part might lead to a nice romantic evening.
Season 1, Episode 4 (The Luminous مچھلی Effect) There wouldn't have been any پچھواڑے, گدا kickings if that stupid death کرن, رے had worked.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self worth?
Season 1, Episode 5 (The Hamburger Postulate) Do آپ realize I may have to share a Nobel Prize with your booty call?
Of course I'm listening. Blah blah, hopeless Penny delusion, blah blah blah.
Season 1, Episode 7 (The ڈمپلنگ, دمپلانگ Paradox) I'll watch the last 24 منٹ of Doctor Who, although at this point it's مزید like Doctor Why Bother.
No, I’m going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapon systems.
Season 1, Episode 8 (The ٹڈڈا, ٹڈا Experiment) Damn you, Walletnook.com.
I understand, but it was between آپ and the Museum of Natural History, and frankly, آپ don't have dinosaurs.
Season 1, Episode 9 (The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization) Forget your suit. Look at my arms flailing. I'm like a فلیمنگو, فلیمِنگو on Ritalin.
Well, there's always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter, but Occam's Razor would suggest that someone threw it out.
Season 1, Episode 10 (The Loobenfeld Decay) I don’t guess. As a scientist I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation. Although, as I’m saying this, it occurs to me that آپ may have been employing a rhetorical device, rendering my response moot.
Artificial intelligences do not have teen fetishes.
Season 1, Episode 11 (The Pancake Batter Anomaly) We have no idea what pathogen Typhoid Penny’s introduced into our environment. And having never been to Nebraska I’m relatively certain that I have no مکئی Husking antibodies.
Obviously you're not well-suited for three-dimensional chess. Perhaps three-dimensional Candyland would be your speed.
Season 1, Episode 12 (The Jerusalem Duality) While Mr. Kim, سے طرف کی virtue of youth and naiveté, has fallen prey to the inexplicable need for human contact, let me step in and assure آپ that my research will go on uninterrupted, and that social relationships will continue to baffle and repulse me.
Engineering: where the noble semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Ooompa-Loompas of science.
Season 1, Episode 13 (The Bat Jar Conjecture) Yes, well, I’m polymerized درخت sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile آپ launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Would آپ ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Would آپ ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? Would آپ ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish?
At this point I should inform آپ that I intend to form my own team and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together and reduce the resulting particular chaos to tears.
One مزید thing. It’s on, bitch.
Season 1, Episode 14 (The Nerdvana Annihilation) Dibs does not apply in a bidding war.
In a Venn diagram, that would be an individual located at the intersection of the sets “no longer want my Time Machine” and “need 800 dollars”.
It only moves in time. It would be worse than useless in a swamp.
I disagree. Your inability to successfully woo Penny long predates your acquisition of the time machine. That failure clearly stands on its own.
Season 1, Episode 15 (The Shiksa Indeterminacy) They were not “friends”. They were imaginary colleagues.
Season 1, Episode 16 (The مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی Reaction) What twelve سال old boy wants a motorized dirt bike?
What computer do آپ have? And please don't say "a white one."
Season 1, Episode 17 (The Tangerine Factor) Actually, I thought the first two renditions were far مزید compelling. Previously, I felt sympathy for the Leonard character. Now I just find him to be whiny and annoying.
Oxen are in my bed! Many, many oxen!
Yes, it tells us that آپ participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
You did not "break up" with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.
Season 1, Episode 2 (The Big Bran Hypothesis) Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.
Explain to me an organizational system where a tray of flatware on a سوفی, لٹانا is valid. I'm just inferring that this is a couch, because the evidence suggests the coffee میز, جدول is having a tiny گیراج sale.
I am truly sorry for what happened last night. I take full responsibility and I hope it won’t color your opinion of Leonard, who is not only a wonderful guy but also, I hear, a gentle and thorough lover.
Season 1, Episode 3 (The Fuzzy Boots Corollary) At least now آپ can retrieve the black box from the twisted smoldering wreckage that was once your fantasy of dating her and analyze the data so that آپ don't crash into geek mountain again.
I think that آپ have as much of a chance of having a sexual relationship with Penny as the Hubble Telescope does of discovering at the center of every black hole is little man with a flashlight searching for a circuit breaker.
There's always the possibility that alcohol and poor judgment on her part might lead to a nice romantic evening.
Season 1, Episode 4 (The Luminous مچھلی Effect) There wouldn't have been any پچھواڑے, گدا kickings if that stupid death کرن, رے had worked.
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self worth?
Season 1, Episode 5 (The Hamburger Postulate) Do آپ realize I may have to share a Nobel Prize with your booty call?
Of course I'm listening. Blah blah, hopeless Penny delusion, blah blah blah.
Season 1, Episode 7 (The ڈمپلنگ, دمپلانگ Paradox) I'll watch the last 24 منٹ of Doctor Who, although at this point it's مزید like Doctor Why Bother.
No, I’m going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapon systems.
Season 1, Episode 8 (The ٹڈڈا, ٹڈا Experiment) Damn you, Walletnook.com.
I understand, but it was between آپ and the Museum of Natural History, and frankly, آپ don't have dinosaurs.
Season 1, Episode 9 (The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization) Forget your suit. Look at my arms flailing. I'm like a فلیمنگو, فلیمِنگو on Ritalin.
Well, there's always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter, but Occam's Razor would suggest that someone threw it out.
Season 1, Episode 10 (The Loobenfeld Decay) I don’t guess. As a scientist I reach conclusions based on observation and experimentation. Although, as I’m saying this, it occurs to me that آپ may have been employing a rhetorical device, rendering my response moot.
Artificial intelligences do not have teen fetishes.
Season 1, Episode 11 (The Pancake Batter Anomaly) We have no idea what pathogen Typhoid Penny’s introduced into our environment. And having never been to Nebraska I’m relatively certain that I have no مکئی Husking antibodies.
Obviously you're not well-suited for three-dimensional chess. Perhaps three-dimensional Candyland would be your speed.
Season 1, Episode 12 (The Jerusalem Duality) While Mr. Kim, سے طرف کی virtue of youth and naiveté, has fallen prey to the inexplicable need for human contact, let me step in and assure آپ that my research will go on uninterrupted, and that social relationships will continue to baffle and repulse me.
Engineering: where the noble semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Ooompa-Loompas of science.
Season 1, Episode 13 (The Bat Jar Conjecture) Yes, well, I’m polymerized درخت sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile آپ launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.
Would آپ ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Would آپ ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? Would آپ ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish?
At this point I should inform آپ that I intend to form my own team and destroy the molecular bonds that bind your very matter together and reduce the resulting particular chaos to tears.
One مزید thing. It’s on, bitch.
Season 1, Episode 14 (The Nerdvana Annihilation) Dibs does not apply in a bidding war.
In a Venn diagram, that would be an individual located at the intersection of the sets “no longer want my Time Machine” and “need 800 dollars”.
It only moves in time. It would be worse than useless in a swamp.
I disagree. Your inability to successfully woo Penny long predates your acquisition of the time machine. That failure clearly stands on its own.
Season 1, Episode 15 (The Shiksa Indeterminacy) They were not “friends”. They were imaginary colleagues.
Season 1, Episode 16 (The مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی Reaction) What twelve سال old boy wants a motorized dirt bike?
What computer do آپ have? And please don't say "a white one."
Season 1, Episode 17 (The Tangerine Factor) Actually, I thought the first two renditions were far مزید compelling. Previously, I felt sympathy for the Leonard character. Now I just find him to be whiny and annoying.
Oxen are in my bed! Many, many oxen!