Jasonfan44 Pleasth canth ith geth ath summaryth of thee forumth???? Pleaseth????

LORDCHAOS *Shivers at the language* Hey did you know that in Japan they grow black watermelons which can cost up to $6000! Annabeth Chase their now its not spam!

universalpowa I think thou hasth trolleth my article and I shalleth be most displeased it thou hast continued with it.

LORDCHAOS Sorry! Shakespeare Insult 6 – Cymbeline Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile.

Aponimisae My class is reading Romeo and Juliet too! It's SOO funny when the teacher makes people act it out while reading the lines! Sorry, I would do the Middle English (It's not old English; common mistake) but I suck at it... No, I can't see them committing suicide. Ever. It's just not... Them. If RR kills them... No. It shan't happen. I will NOT allow it. I did it, I read it 5 times fast. XD I'm so special. :D ... Wait a minute. Nayways, I think (or at least hope) that it's just your overactive imagination, otherwise, I would die too. :( Cake cause I can!

percabeth_forev I think it is quite romantic that they commit suicide quote:.......................... gah! forget it I love shakespeare goodbye fair maiden!

Nicolicious Theith languageth isath badeth

icuSTALKER Liz... Fine. I deign to speak Shakespeare to the best of my ability. Thou has written a brilliant article. But...why art thou writing random articles? Random Liz. Yet thy writing is humorous. The prophecy doth say 'Wisdoms daughter walks alone, the Mark of Athena burns through Rome'. Yes, Annabeth might die. Shakespeare would probably thinketh: Doth Percy perish too? Tragic! Because we all know Shakespeare doth loveth tragedies. Annabeth perishes, and Percy taketh his own life for his love. End of story. Eth. :P LOL XD

LORDCHAOS Shakespeare Insult 22 – As You Like It Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.

universalpowa I agreeth with Lady Jazzy of Americas XD Doth loveth my randometh article, or I smite thee! Naw jks, I have no idea what a smite is. LOLeth

alyta2000 (Whiny voice) Sensi, I would liketh of thee if you could stopth of thy torturing of my insignificant co-writer of the Percabeth storyth.

percy4forever Universal, you spell the "t-h-e" ;). Haha, you said you spelled everything wrong except for Percabeth ;). Well, thee hopeth of Percabetheth lies in Sir Williameth Shakespeareth.... I give up :P. Yeah, I think that Rick might kill AT LEAST one of them off.... I hope it's not Percy :P

LORDCHAOS Hey pick your favorite Shakespeare insult! Percy Jackson their now it's not spam!  188  145ShareThis433 So you think you know a foul word or two? Shakespeare’s insults, put downs and cussing were second to none, and with his insults Shakespeare was most certainly a master of his trade! Read our selection of Shakespearean insults below: Shakespeare Insult 1 – The Two Gentlemen of Verona Thou subtle, perjur’d, false, disloyal man!   Shakespeare Insult 2 – As You Like It Thou art like a toad; ugly and venemous.   Shakespeare Insult 3 – The Tempest Thine forward voice, now, is to speak well of thine friend; thine backward voice is to utter foul speeches and to detract.   Shakespeare Insult 4 – Measure For Measure Thou art a flesh-monger, a fool and a coward.   Shakespeare Insult 5 – All’s Well That Ends Well A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.   Shakespeare Insult 6 – Cymbeline Thy tongue outvenoms all the worms of Nile.   Shakespeare Insult 7 – Henry IV Part 2 You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!   Shakespeare Insult 8 – All’s Well That Ends Well Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.   Shakespeare Insult 9 – The Winter’s Tale My wife’s a hobby horse!   Shakespeare Insult 10 – Troilus and Cressida Thou art as loathsome as a toad.   Shakespeare Insult 11 – Macbeth Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-liver’d boy.   Shakespeare Insult 12 – Henry IV Part 1 Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!   Shakespeare Insult 13 – Henry IV Part 1 That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?   Shakespeare Insult 14 – Henry IV Part 1 You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!   Shakespeare Insult 15 – Henry IV Part 1 Peace, ye fat guts!   Shakespeare Insult 16 – Henry V There’s no more faith in thee than in a stewed prune.   Shakespeare Insult 17 – Richard III Thou poisonous bunch-back’d toad!   Shakespeare Insult 18 – Richard III Thou art unfit for any place but hell.   Shakespeare Insult 19 – Hamlet Thou are pigeon-liver’d and lack gall.   Shakespeare Insult 20 – All’s Well That Ends Well Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.   Shakespeare Insult 21 – Henry V Thine face is not worth sunburning.   Shakespeare Insult 22 – As You Like It Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.   Shakespeare Insult 23 – Henry IV Part 1 You are as a candle, the better burnt out.   Shakespeare Insult 24 – Hamlet If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them.   Shakespeare Insult 25 – Measure For Measure Thy sin’s not accidental, but a trade.   Shakespeare Insult 26 – All’s Well That Ends Well A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.   Shakespeare Insult 27 – All’s Well That Ends Well Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.   Shakespeare Insult 28 – Henry IV Part 1 Thou clay-brained guts, thou knotty-pated fool, thou whoreson obscene greasy tallow-catch!   Shakespeare Insult 29 – Henry IV Part 1 That trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years?   Shakespeare Insult 30 – Henry IV Part 1 You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, you bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish–O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor’s-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!   Read enough Shakesperean insults? Check out our lists of words and phrases that Shakespeare invented & some interesting facts about Shakespeare.

Nicolicious Liz! You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe! Ha! Keith betterith thenath youath doth youath careith

universalpowa I tickleth all who trolleth my articleth!

Jasonfan44 ITH FINALLTH READTH THEE ARTICLETH! YESHTH! Ith hopeth theyth dieth inth lasth bookth. Cuzth Ith awesometh Ith willth speakth thisth languagueth theth wholeth entrieth dayth cuzth ith finallyth readth theth articleth yeath byeth adiosth CAKETH!

LORDCHAOS Shakespeare Insult 18 – Richard III Thou art unfit for any place but hell. Sorry for that rude insult!

alyta2000 ^Ye insignificant co-writerth. I shall suggest that you shut upith about thee shaksperian insult.

LORDCHAOS I shant!

alyta2000 Sensi, excuseth moi while I smackth my insignificant co-writer.

Jasonfan44 Deja flipping vu

LORDCHAOS Oh alyta remember the chappie I post was a preview and you right the rest!

universalpowa Pleaseth stopeth writingeth spam on my article. Thee shall be most displeased when I reporteth for thou spam. -_________________________-

LORDCHAOS Okay I'll stop really sorry!

abrown7297 ¡Me encanta tu articulos! Wait...you wanted Spanish right?