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posted by ThatDamnLlama
Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also,...
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posted by powerhour
Hello Office fans!

I just finished up making an Office: Power گھنٹہ video. What is a power گھنٹہ آپ may ask? It's 60 shots of بیئر in an hour. For a video power گھنٹہ such as this, there are 60 one منٹ clips from the Office seasons 1-6. After each clip, a screen is shown to remind آپ to drink the shot of beer. سے طرف کی the end, آپ should have drank between 5 to 7 beers depending how full آپ fill your shot glass. Pretty simple, eh?

So grab some friends, some beer, the video, and a shot glass for each person playing. Fill your shot glass with بیئر and prepare to play. Further directions are outlined at the beginning of the video.

Because the Office is copyrighted, I obviously can't just post this anywhere - which is why it's a torrent. If آپ don't know how to use bittorrent, google it. If آپ do, please proceed to my site to find the لنکس to download. Don't forget to seed please!


www.happypowerhouring.com


From one پرستار to another, hope آپ enjoy.
Here are the سب, سب سے اوپر 5 reasons Andy Bernard is almost as awesome as Jim.

1.His catchy nick names and phrases. They are pretty awesome, and I found myself using a few on مزید than one occasion. Examples are: "Big Tuna", "Beer me", and "I really Schruted it".

2.His musical skills. He is a pretty decent singer AND he plays the banjo. What مزید could آپ want? My personal پسندیدہ song of his is "Andy and the Tuna".

3.His amazing collection of ties. Not only does he have a great tie selection, but he miss-matches them so they actually look good.

4.His ability to manipulate people سے طرف کی slowly wearing them down. This will, I repeat WILL, get him far. Mark my words.

5.His ability to beat-up most people. Angry Andy could possibly dominate anyone یا anything. This includes Superman, and Dwight Schrute.


Anyone agree?
Also, any other reasons he is amazing that I may have missed??
I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, سے طرف کی my family, سے طرف کی my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to یا understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I کہا and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to دکھائیں my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing یا two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...
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 I support WGA
I support WGA
Dear Independence Branch Staff,

We officially only have 2 episodes left of The Office as it stands. The Office set has shut down. After that we don't know when یا if The Office will return. It all depends on how long the strike is. Let's HOPE that the writers get what they want so we get our دکھائیں back.

To دکھائیں OUR support for the writers DMI Independence is joining the picket line. If Michael Scott isn't working well neither AM I!!

The MORE support the producers see, the better our chances our that they will give the writers what they deserve.

I hope آپ will all شامل میں me in the DMI boycott! We...
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 Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
The following is a فہرست of websites where آپ can find The Office screencaps.

For those unfamiliar with the terms found below: "Gallery Form" means the site has گیا کیا پوسٹ their screencaps in a form where آپ can view all of the ایوارڈز without downloading (see image on right), but if آپ want to save an image, آپ must do so one سے طرف کی one. "Zip File Form" means the site has saved all the screencaps in one file and آپ can download them all to your computer. The Gallery Form works best if آپ are just looking for one specific scene. The screencaps listed as "HDTV" were capped in high definition and are...
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This is a completely factual and accurate genealogical account of the Schrute family line. It is based on first hand information from Dwight Kurt Schrute, obtained during the filming of a documentary. The names, dates, locations and all other information may be made up, but the rest is the absolute truth.
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Effie Margaret Elderstein was the only child of wealthy German factory owners. She was a quiet and plain young woman, who had many suitors, but little interest in any of them. When...
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posted by chel1395
 Trish Gates
Trish Gates
After reading ANOTHER مضمون that hints at Kevin Malone's fiancee, Stacy, not existing, I have decided to prove to the world that not only does she exist, we've seen her. Several times. First of all, the actress who plays her is named Trish Gates. Trish has starred in four Office episodes, however her scenes in "The Dundies" were cut from the original episode. آپ can see her in "The Dundies" deleted scene where Kevin points out that he brought his fiancee. She is also seen briefly in "Email Surveillance" at Jim's party. We don't see her again until Season 3 in "Phyllis's Wedding." Then, we get another brief glimpse of her in "Cocktails" when the office staff is at Poor Richard's Bar. And then, of course, there is the fact that Kevin brought Stacy's daughter, April, to work in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day." I ask anyone who thinks that Stacy is a figment of Kevin's imagination to please watch the episodes mentioned above. Thank آپ and good night :)
 Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
 Dwight, my پسندیدہ character
Dwight, my favorite character
As we all know the office is one of the funniest shows in ویژن ٹیلی (if not the funniest) I decided to make a سب, سب سے اوپر 10 of my پسندیدہ characters. سے طرف کی the way this is from 1 being my پسندیدہ and 10 being my least پسندیدہ of the ten.

1. Dwight
Dwight believes everything anyone says and takes everyone really seriously when it's clearly a joke. As well I like how he is a super nerd. Nerds are just funny to me for some reason.
2. Andy
Although Dwight is کڑوا, تلخ enemy with Andy and I did hate how he got rid of Dwight but I still love how he can make awesome catchphrase for example dawsome,Beer me,sorry...
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Ah Ha! I was taking screen shots of the Diversity دن episode and I found the Dunder Mifflin Mission Satement on an easel in the background when Kevin is imitating the Chris Rock routine. I may be the only one who finds this interesting, but I made out what it said! The following is the official Dunder Mifflin Mission Statement!

Mission Statement
Dunder Mifflin Incorporated provides its customers quality office and information technology products, furniture, printing values and the expertise required for making informed buying decisions. We provide out products and services with a dedication to the highest degree of integrity and quality of customer satisfaction, developing long-term professional relationships with employees that develop pride, creating a stable working environment and company spirit.
 NBC's Green Week Logo
NBC's Green Week Logo
When NBC announced that it would devote an entire week to promoting saving the environment and “going green,” my first thought was how The Office could cleverly incorporate that message into an episode. The synopsis of ‘Survivor Man’ was promising…Michael goes into the wilderness to see if he can survive on his own. That right there gives آپ plenty of great opportunities to discuss the environment and how we need to save the planet. And while 'Survivor Man' may not have been the best episode of the series, it did manage to do the impossible: it promoted the environment and “going...
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posted by sandyboard93
On the فورم I have been hearing a lot of anti-James Gunn comments. Yes, we all know John Krasinski is a lot cuter than James Gunn and yes, it would be very cute if John and Jenna were indeed dating. But in reality James and Jenna have been together for a long time and it would be unrealistic to have hopes that Jenna will divorce the dork an go for the hunk.

James Gunn and Jenna Fischer have been happily married since fall of 2000, about a سال before Jenna even started working with John. I think what most people are missing here is that actors DO have lives other than the lives in their hit...
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posted by jamfan4
This is a letter I am writing to NBC expressing my outrage towards the strike. Please give me your opinions!

Dear NBC Official,

    I am a large supporter of the writers’ strike. I was outraged to find out that such amazing writers as Michael Schur and Mindy Kaling are not being fairly compensated for the episodes آپ post online یا put onto DVDs. If incredible shows like The Office and Saturday Night Live are going to suffer, so will your ratings. شائقین like me will not watch whatever آپ throw at us.
    I am positive this is not the first letter you...
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Hi all,

Branch Wars was such a fun episode that I find myself having to write about it!

Whats not to like?

There is a finner things club happening in the break room and staff poaching! Not enough? Ok, bring on a sabotage attempt for Utica سے طرف کی Curly (Jim) Larry ( Michael) and Moe ( Dwight). Oh and the return of Karen.!

Between the constant giggles I did feel a little for Jim having to face Karen. Like most people after a nasty break up its always a goal to avoid your ex like the plague.

Jim: I can't believe آپ guys. I'm not going to go further piss off my ex-girlfriend.

No such luck for Jim - I bet...
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Summary: This is a diary entry written from the point-of-view of one of the cameramen. Despite the fact that he is always in the offices of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, we never get to hear from him...until now. This entry is dated the دن of Michael and Jan's رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا party. There are no pictures because I wanted to preserve the feeling that آپ are reading a diary. Plus, I'm lazy.

DIARY ENTRY FOR APRIL 10, 2008:
It’s about 11:30 at night and Joe and I are parked outside Schrute Farms, watching as Dwight and Michael go into the farmhouse. Dwight’s cousin, Mose, is peeking out of the بارن, گودام at us....
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posted by WorshipDwight
Two years ago, I wrote an article, “Confessions of an Addict,” sharing the pains and joys of my serious addiction to the Office. Since then, I’ve revisited the مضمون several times for nostalgia’s sake, and many مزید times I’ve considered writing another chapter in my addiction story. What stopped me?

    For the longest time, I was worried that I had indeed found the reason for my failure to write another addiction article. I was certain I had lost faith. I was certain that my love for the Office had faded. I looked back at my “Confessions” مضمون with...
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posted by jameswilson
This isn't a wordy مضمون as much as it's just a little collection of pictures from the past seasons. I'm not going into my what I like and don't like about the changes Pam has gone through throughout the دکھائیں (some I really like and some I don't so much), but it's cool to look back either way!
Things to note: her hair, makeup, clothes - plus the background and location of the interviews! It's fun to see the different set ups throughout the years!

My final three comments:
1) I hope آپ enjoy
2) Pam's the best
3) Comments/thoughts welcomed!
 "Pilot" 1x01
"Pilot" 1x01
 "The Dundies" 2x01
"The Dundies" 2x01
 "Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
"Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
 "Fun Run" 4x01
"Fun Run" 4x01
 "Weight Loss" 5x01
"Weight Loss" 5x01
 "Gossip" 6x01
"Gossip" 6x01
 "Nepotism" 7x01
"Nepotism" 7x01
 "The List" 8x01
"The List" 8x01
There’s Newfoundland and Labrador,
Saskatchewan, Ontario,
Quebec, Alberta, Manitoba,
New Brunswick and Nova Scotia.

Prince Edward Island’s very small,
but British Columbia tops them all!

[And that's where Vancouver is.]

But… before I finish up my story,
آپ should know the territories.

There are only three so I’ll be quick,
the Yukon, Northwest, and Nunavut.

If آپ want to have a ball,
there’s Saskatoon and Montreal.

And if آپ want to pack your sacks,
we’ll be going off the Halifax.

And if you’re looking for a wife,
be sure to visit Yellowknife.

NATURAL RESOURCES!

Perennial geraniums,
nickel–think uranium,
are filling up my cranium,
the exports that they boast.

Keep going? No? Ingrates.
posted by 75Claudia
Jim: Michael has asked Pam and me to رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا at least 9 times. And every time we’ve been able to get out of it. But I’ve got to give him credit, he got me. Because I’m starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate.

That was the first laugh for me. Poor Jim was caught off guard. Michael was very much Michael when he faked the call to corporate. I find it funny that Kevin and Creed seem to buy it without question. lol

This was a great come back episode though I am not sure that I was left wanting مزید because it was so long since the last episode یا because it was such a...
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 Jenna Fischer
Jenna Fischer
From our first glimpse of her, sitting in reception, Jenna Fischer has portrayed the demure and put-upon Pam Beasley with style, wit and grace. We fell in love with her over the first two seasons, but it was in the third that she really shone. From the first episode, as Pam struggled to adjust to her new life as a single girl and a life without Jim, we saw the shy receptionist grow into a confidant woman. While she was exceptional at all times in the third season, there are a few moments where she really proved what an amazing actress she is.

 Pam realizes Karen and Jim are dating
Pam realizes Karen and Jim are dating
Just one...
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