Watch this hilarious never-before-seen deleted scene from The Office season 5, episode 10 "The Surplus", where Michael Scott tells the tale boy who longed for a Pippi Longstocking doll.
Dwight (Rainn Wilson) from The Office and Dina (Lauren Ash) from @Superstore share a striking amount of similarities. What if Dwight and Dina had a kid!? Oh dear god.