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You look at the time on your computer, and then make a sentence with the options below. Simple, right?

Identify the hour on your computer's clock:

1h AM/PM → I punched
2h AM/PM →I dated
3h AM/PM → I called
4h AM/PM → I made love with
5h AM/PM → I seduced
6h AM/PM → I killed
7h AM/PM → I kicked
8h AM/PM → I asked for a date with
9h AM/PM → I cherished
10h AM/PM → I danced with
11h AM/PM → I slept with
12h AM/PM → I kissed

Identify the minutes on your computer's clock:

1 or 31 min → Stefan
02 or 32 min → Elena
03 or 33 min → Damon
04 or 34 min → Matt
05 or 35 min → Caroline
06 or 36 min → Tyler
07 or 37 min → Katherine
08 or 38 min → Jeremy
09 or 39 min → Bonnie
10 or 40 min → Anna
11 or 41 min → Jules
12 or 42 min → Alaric
13 or 43 min → Jenna
14 or 44 min → Luka
15 or 45 min → Jonas
16 or 46 min → Brady
17 or 47 min → Emily
18 or 48 min → Vicki
19 or 49 min → Sheriff Forbes
20 or 50 min → Pearl
21 or 51 min → Elijah
22 or 52 min → Isobel
23 or 53 min → Rose
24 or 54 min → Logan
25 or 55 min → Klaus
26 or 56 min → Dana
27 or 57 min → Breidy
28 or 58 min → Lexi
29 or 59 min → Tina
30 or 00 min → Andy

Identify the colour of your shirt:

White → because I'm in love
Black → because I was drunk
Brown → because I'm nuts
Red → because the voices told me to
Blue → because I can't control myself
Green → because I hate myself
Purple → because I'm depressed
Gray → because I wanted to
Yellow → because someone offered me $1.000.000
Orange → because I hate him/her/it
Other → because I love myself
Pink → because I love him/her/it
shirtless → because he/she/it was hot