Interview 1
Owen
Reporter: ارے what’s up Owen?
Owen: *Farts* I’m awesome! Heehee.
R: So… what did آپ think about total drama island (season 1)?
O: It was awesome! The food was awesome! The people were awesome! The challenges were awesome! And… yea…
R: Alright Owen. Do آپ mind answering some questions? There’s only 10.
O: Uhh… I guess not.
R: Which challenges were your favorites?
O: All the eating ones. And the hunting ones. And the ones that involved pain.
R: Umm. Okay. Moving on.
R: What did آپ think about Heather?
O: She’s kinda mean. And bossy. Something tells me that she wasn’t helping me during the relay race just because she wanted me to have my party.
R: Do آپ like Heather’s wig?
O: It’ll look so much better on me.
R: What do آپ think Gwen felt after آپ beat her?
O: Umm… defeated… I guess…
R: How did it feel to win a hundred grand and then lose it all for greed?
O: I think that winning on national ویژن ٹیلی was good enough for me. I mean, even if I don’t get the money, I’ll still be famous when I’m off the show. People would ask for my autograph and stuff.
R: Do آپ ever feel guilty about teaming up with Gwen to kick Heather’s butt in “I Triple Dog Dare You”?
O: Kinda. But Gwen promised she would تقسیم, الگ کریں the money. یا get me some doughnuts. Both are equally good.
R: Okay moving to سوال number 8. What did آپ really feel when آپ saw Justin with his شرٹ, قمیض off.
O: Heheh…
O: *Farts* *Farts* *Farts* Oh sorry I had beans for lunch again. *Farts*
R: Uh it’s okay I *cough cough* guess *cough cough*
R: Alright we’re almost done.
R: *chokes* Maybe we’ll just stop for a while. *cough* COMMERCIAL BREAK! *dies*
O: Oops. *Farts* *stomach gurgles*
O: Heheh... *goes backstage*
Owen
Reporter: ارے what’s up Owen?
Owen: *Farts* I’m awesome! Heehee.
R: So… what did آپ think about total drama island (season 1)?
O: It was awesome! The food was awesome! The people were awesome! The challenges were awesome! And… yea…
R: Alright Owen. Do آپ mind answering some questions? There’s only 10.
O: Uhh… I guess not.
R: Which challenges were your favorites?
O: All the eating ones. And the hunting ones. And the ones that involved pain.
R: Umm. Okay. Moving on.
R: What did آپ think about Heather?
O: She’s kinda mean. And bossy. Something tells me that she wasn’t helping me during the relay race just because she wanted me to have my party.
R: Do آپ like Heather’s wig?
O: It’ll look so much better on me.
R: What do آپ think Gwen felt after آپ beat her?
O: Umm… defeated… I guess…
R: How did it feel to win a hundred grand and then lose it all for greed?
O: I think that winning on national ویژن ٹیلی was good enough for me. I mean, even if I don’t get the money, I’ll still be famous when I’m off the show. People would ask for my autograph and stuff.
R: Do آپ ever feel guilty about teaming up with Gwen to kick Heather’s butt in “I Triple Dog Dare You”?
O: Kinda. But Gwen promised she would تقسیم, الگ کریں the money. یا get me some doughnuts. Both are equally good.
R: Okay moving to سوال number 8. What did آپ really feel when آپ saw Justin with his شرٹ, قمیض off.
O: Heheh…
O: *Farts* *Farts* *Farts* Oh sorry I had beans for lunch again. *Farts*
R: Uh it’s okay I *cough cough* guess *cough cough*
R: Alright we’re almost done.
R: *chokes* Maybe we’ll just stop for a while. *cough* COMMERCIAL BREAK! *dies*
O: Oops. *Farts* *stomach gurgles*
O: Heheh... *goes backstage*
