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what do آپ think of my 13 ways to annoy Jacob Black?

1) Nickname him "Shaggy Dog"
2) If آپ beat him in a game of chess, go "Second again, Jake?"
3) Tell Renesmee that Jacob imprinted on Claire, make sure Claire, Quil, and Jacob are around when آپ tell her---though I highly doubt something may happen :)
4) Ask him what it's like to تاریخ the Lockness Monster
5) Poke him forever until he finally phases
6) Ask him if آپ can cut his hair off and use it as jumping rope
7) Tell him that Bella called him a lousy kisser
8) Throw a stick and tell him to "fetch" it!
9) Get him to imprint on Rosalie, then lock them in a room together for an hour, if آپ hear screaming and loud noises and the house combusts, get the others to step in!
10) Tell him that he has no backbone to get Sam to let him lead the pack!
11) Tell the pack that Jacob imprinted on Rosalie
12) Get him a pet bat, name it Edward Cullen
13) Tell Jacob that REAL men sparkle
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I'm sorry I had to خارج my first question. I accidentally started this whole stupid fight with another پرستار and it got totally out-of-control. Anyone who loved these jokes are free to comment, and anyone else who doesn't like them, please state your opinion in a nicer manner. Thank آپ :)
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haha i got rly pissed at alice_cullen_12 before...
jackie5starr posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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haha it's damn funny
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jackie5starr said:
haha nice!!!! ur such a genius!!!!!!
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twilight0girl said:
omg!love these!great job
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Becky66210 said:
haha thereare awsomeee, lol u think of relli funny things,, and ime running out of things to say in تبصرے xD
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Evanescencefan said:
14. tell him he was a rebound, and that Bella never loved him XD.
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that's kinda mean...
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ashleigh192 said:
hahhahahh these are funny, i read your تبصرہ before and sorry if people were harrassing آپ about this.
i hate jacob شائقین that embarrass me سے طرف کی dissing everything else...
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Yeah, I'm sorry I had to خارج the whole سوال because of people like that. Well, I did the right thing and moved on :)
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And I'm glad آپ like my lists!!! :)
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LochnessNessie said:
lol! thats hilarious, even tho Jacob's my 3rd fav!
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 lol! thats hilarious, even tho Jacob's my 3rd fav!
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